Sign in

Maide

@maide.ca
233 followers 166 following 962 posts

Software Engineer / Game Developer. Prev: Epic Games (Fortnite/Paragon/EOS), S2Games (HoN/Strife/Savage). #Pinball, #Baking, #Programming, #VideoGames, #Hockey, #CardGames and #Motorcycles. 🇨🇦 in 🇺🇸

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Maide
Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 22h
I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.
inquirer.com
The SS United States is set to be sunk in mid-November
Okaloose County expects to sink the SS United States the second week in November, depending on weather.
4743241024
Maide @maide.ca · 16h
verified real 😌
010
Maide @maide.ca · 12/10/2026
Are programs with no code written by hand protected by u.s. copyright? Seems like they wouldn't be, right?
100
Maide @maide.ca · 12/10/2026
"Show cock or fake" is something I could see some parts of the Internet embracing.
0111
Maide @maide.ca · 12/10/2026
That tweet was an excuse to say "bag of legs", I'll admit. 🙂‍↕️
010
Maide @maide.ca · 12/10/2026
Can you have a legs component that forwards calls to a bag of individual leg?
100
Reposted by Maide
Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
NEW: Epic Games has delayed its upcoming (not yet announced) Star Wars + Marvel shooter as it pivots to complete AI game development. "No more hand-written code," a director told staff. All art "generated with full AI workflows." Full scoop: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
bloomberg.com
Epic Games Delays Disney Project, Asks Developers to Use More AI
The company told the team behind the upcoming shooter that it will now be an ‘AI first’ production
4252846927
Maide @maide.ca · 12/10/2026
I've been a "senior" software developer for longer than they've been a developer, because as soon as you go passed that, the scale of projects require so much more coordination and planning, that it detracts from the dopamine loop of actually making things do things, the part I actually like.
010
Reposted by Maide
🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
haha god
55110
Maide @maide.ca · 11/10/2026
One of the best.
010
Maide @maide.ca · 10/10/2026
This is based on a true story. Well, partially.
000
Reposted by Maide
actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 10/10/2026
this might be my favorite correlation-not-causation pattern that the LoseIt app has ever inferred (I eat two Pop Tarts before I head out for a long run each Saturday)
[Rod Flanders “iron helps us play!” voice] eating toaster pastries helps keep you on track! I very much do not EAT less on those days, I simply burn far more
936220
Reposted by Maide
Lankoski @lankoski.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Popular Pornographic Games on Steam. Which adult games succeed, and what do players value in them? 🧵 (1/5) doi.org/10.1177/15554120261495169 #GameStudies #PornStudies
174
Reposted by Maide
Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Again, the last public execution in the U.S. was in 1936. It's hard to wrap your head around what we're currently accelerating toward.
22356107
Maide @maide.ca · 08/10/2026
I think maybe Charles Schulz didn't like Peppermint Patty.
A Peanuts comic panel. Peppermint Patty and Charlie Brown are walking to the right. Peppermint Patty say "I have to admit it..."A Peanuts comic panel. Peppermint Patty and Charlie Brown are sitting under a tree now, not saying anything.A Peanuts comic panel. Peppermint Patty and Charlie Brown are still sitting under a tree. Now Peppermint Patty says "I'm not beautiful, Chuck..."A Peanuts comic panel. Peppermint Patty and Charlie Brown are still sitting under a tree, but Peppermint Patty is slouching further than before. She says "Don't say anything, Chuck.. I know I'm not beautiful.. Don't say anything...". Charlie Brown says nothing at all.
000
Maide @maide.ca · 08/10/2026
I read something somewhere that said studios like Netflix have to pay union workers larger amounts after each of the first few seasons, so cancelling (and potentially rebooting as a "new" show later) saves them money versus taking a show to season 4. No idea if its true, though.
110
Maide @maide.ca · 08/10/2026
Me: and I tried to be direct about it; I told them very clearly, they were standing on my neck. My therapist, daydreaming: la la la la-la.
000
Maide @maide.ca · 08/10/2026
🫡 I'm (BASIC) licensed for life, up in Canada, having done the same (with slightly less ancient) stuff with my Dad while growin' up.
000
Maide @maide.ca · 08/10/2026
Taco bell cashier: How many hot sauces do you need? Me: oh, no thank you, im good. Taco bell cashier: *eyes glowing blue while dumping three handfuls of sauce into the bag* the spice must flow
230
Reposted by Maide
Darren Dahly @statsepi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They hounded Aaron Swartz to death for downloading papers from jstor but society is now supposed to just accept mass theft because this thing can write that TPS report *for* you. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_S...
en.wikipedia.org
Aaron Swartz - Wikipedia
111643552
Reposted by Maide
Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#SpookyMonth64
It's Silent Hill James skateboarding while holding his wife
5839601128
Maide @maide.ca · 08/10/2026
Hell yeah, Stinky Cheese Man!
000
Maide @maide.ca · 07/10/2026
I forgot i was wearing my headband/open ear headphones, and when you spoke, it sounded like it was coming from behind me, and I am understating that I *JUMPED* 😝😂
010
Reposted by Maide
NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 06,1944
P1- SLUGGO SEES NANCY STANDING ON THE CORNER AND SHE IS HOLDING A STICK UP IN THE AIR
SLUGGO: WHATCHA DOIN’ NANCY?
NANCY:I JUST FINISHED ANOTHER PAINTING 
P2- NANCY: AND I WANT TO GET A GOOD PRICE FOR IT
P3-SLUGGO SEES THAT NANCY HAS HOOKED HER PAINTING WITH A PIECE OF STRING AND IS HOLDING IT INSIDE THE WINDOW OF THE MUSEUM OF ART
NANCY : NOW I CAN TELL PEOPLE THAT IT ONCE HUNG IN THE MUSEUM
171493187
Maide @maide.ca · 07/10/2026
I keep going over normal-ish story ideas in my head, but the cosmic horrors keep creeping in, as they do.
020
Reposted by Maide
Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jeremy Herbert
Follow
@DDayFilms
[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell]
Beenba Rito
304413710
Maide @maide.ca · 06/10/2026
The New Wii U 2: Classic
000
Maide @maide.ca · 06/10/2026
Your teammates have been blessed accordingly. 🙂‍↕️
010
Maide @maide.ca · 06/10/2026
This is how Sluggo should lose his new hat.
030
Reposted by Maide
Zeke Hausfather @zekehausfather.com · 05/10/2026
I often see people argue that clean energy is not reducing emissions, because it just adds to rather than replaces fossil fuels. This argument is deeply misguided – clean energy built since 2005 has displaced 23 billion tons. I dive in over at The Climate Brink:
theclimatebrink.com
What if the world hadn't built wind and solar?
Clean energy does not simply “add to” global energy use; it displaces fossil sources that would otherwise get built.
16478198
Reposted by Maide
bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
8717146
Reposted by Maide
mcc @dryad.technology · 04/10/2026
Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of
6163512427
Reposted by Maide
Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
This is my hole! It was made for me! manga meme but with Wile E. Coyote. Credit to @king_of_limb.
2245271414
Maide @maide.ca · 02/10/2026
Oh hell yeah; that game rules.
A screenshot from 'U.N Squadron' of a plane flying through the sky after completing a level, captioned "This is just the beginning..."
1151
Reposted by Maide
Brian Clevinger @bclev.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Starting to think the destruction of facts and knowledge serves the fascist agenda…! 🤔
6529200
Maide @maide.ca · 30/09/2026
The New Girl At My Sleepover Accidentally Summoned A Legion Of Demons And Now We're All Playing Dress Up?!
010
Reposted by Maide
that one video game writer @deathmeetauthor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
another day in the layoff industry
My bad Canva edit of a tweet about feeding game studios to shareholders
41519361
Maide @maide.ca · 30/09/2026
Authors who make their characters avid readers, I see you 🤑💰
000
Reposted by Maide
Ash vs the Evil Dead @ashflanagan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The most important thing to understand about all mass market entertainment is that the funding comes from guys (decidedly not gn) who think the good part of Heated Rivalry was the hockey and the good part of Into the Spider-verse was there being more than one Spider-man
37213
Reposted by Maide
terrere means frighten @boogerbabe.blackskycomra.de · 26/05/2026
fun fact: moths etc are not flying *at* the light, they are trying to keep the light at their backs, because for millennia that was a really good proxy for keeping your back to the sky and flying straight. Now we got little artificial suns everywhere and they get confused!
a scientific figure depicting the dorsal light response, with three panels showing flying insects circling a light in different directions, all of which keep the insect's back to the light
192
Reposted by Maide
Dr SpookyGoth @ghostingdani.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Humanities will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no humanities.
4367126
Reposted by Maide
Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There have been two occasions in my career where I had to go to war with teammates against mistaken understandings of probability. In both cases, it was because people expected large numbers of d6s to occasionally result in maximum damage. But the curves for 3d6 and 15d6 (e.g.) look like this:
Two curves showing the distribution of results across 3d6 and 15d6.  At the extreme ends of the first, 3 and 18 are both 0.46% likely.  On the second curve, the extremes are 15 and 90 damage, but the probability drops below 0.00% below 29 and above 76.
44702100
Maide @maide.ca · 29/09/2026
I hope you can get home safely, despite United's best efforts.
010
Reposted by Maide
Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yes my bull went rogue in your china shop but I think we can all agree there’s no liability here it’s an agentic being
202714412
Reposted by Maide
Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Games without narrative: There’s yellow paint on ladders and doors Games with narrative: One thousand years ago the gods were slain during the God Wars. Their golden ichor still rains down from the heavens upon ladders and doors, guiding us…
423834
Reposted by Maide
Gangly Bitch @gangly-bitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
81492209
Maide @maide.ca · 25/09/2026
i also wonder why the second one is written by someone who is 140 years old
040
Reposted by Maide
Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Legend of Korra: The Complete Series Steelbook (Blu-ray) is $12.49 on Amazon amzn.to/4rdhkCI #ad
139911
Maide @maide.ca · 25/09/2026
@rajandelman.bsky.social I hope you have time to checkout the Pokémon exhibit at the Field museum while you're in Chicago (if it's not sold out for the day); I thought it was really neat!
010