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@maide.ca
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Software Engineer / Game Developer. Prev: Epic Games (Fortnite/Paragon/EOS), S2Games (HoN/Strife/Savage). #Pinball, #Baking, #Programming, #VideoGames, #Hockey, #CardGames and #Motorcycles. 🇨🇦 in 🇺🇸

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Maide @maide.ca · 08/10/2026
I think maybe Charles Schulz didn't like Peppermint Patty.
A Peanuts comic panel. Peppermint Patty and Charlie Brown are walking to the right. Peppermint Patty say "I have to admit it..."A Peanuts comic panel. Peppermint Patty and Charlie Brown are sitting under a tree now, not saying anything.A Peanuts comic panel. Peppermint Patty and Charlie Brown are still sitting under a tree. Now Peppermint Patty says "I'm not beautiful, Chuck..."A Peanuts comic panel. Peppermint Patty and Charlie Brown are still sitting under a tree, but Peppermint Patty is slouching further than before. She says "Don't say anything, Chuck.. I know I'm not beautiful.. Don't say anything...". Charlie Brown says nothing at all.
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Maide @maide.ca · 02/10/2026
Oh hell yeah; that game rules.
A screenshot from 'U.N Squadron' of a plane flying through the sky after completing a level, captioned "This is just the beginning..."
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Maide @maide.ca · 20/09/2026
A photograph of the Chicago Field Museum, with Pokémon banners streaming down, in front of the entrance.
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Maide @maide.ca · 14/09/2026
Going to find out what all the hype is about.
A photograph of an orange hardcover book with a black spine.  It is titled "I Need A Baby Seal" in a metallic blue font.
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Maide @maide.ca · 08/09/2026
Going to find out what all the hype is about.
A green book titled "All Eyes On Me".
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Maide @maide.ca · 06/09/2026
Going to find out what all the hype is about.
A blue book titled "Cats Do Not Swim" in magenta foil print.
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Maide @maide.ca · 02/09/2026
Going to find out what all the hype is about.
A red book with a circled "A" on the cover.
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Maide @maide.ca · 02/09/2026
Even Fidelity thinks its wrong to want to be a billionaire.
A screenshot of a savings app. It asks "Tell us about your investing goals."

It has a prompt currently circled in red, labelled "Amount of money you hope to have:" that is current blank.

In an error message directly below the prompt, it says "Enter an amount between $1 and $999,999,999"
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Maide @maide.ca · 25/08/2026
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Maide @maide.ca · 24/08/2026
New date idea just dropped.
A cup of soda that says "Bring a friend to join Costco. Get rewarded!  Scan here for a special offer [QR Code]"
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Maide @maide.ca · 23/08/2026
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Maide @maide.ca · 23/08/2026
It's Frankie's 11th Birthday today. 😺
A photo of a black and white cat looking at the viewer.
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Maide @maide.ca · 13/08/2026
Yep, the numbers are sorted, just like you asked, Boss!
A screenshot of an ordering prompt.

The user is selecting the "Sugar Level" of a drink, choosing between "0%," "100%," "125%," "150%," "25%," "50%," and "75%," in that order.
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Maide @maide.ca · 13/08/2026
A two-frame screenshot from the television show "The Simpsons", featuring three police officers wearing police uniforms (Officer Eddie, Sergeant Lou, and Chief Wiggum) and a woman with large blue hair (Marge Simpson) wearing a green dress.

The police officers are arresting Marge Simpson, who is handcuffed behind her back.  Chief Wiggum is holding an ice cream cone with two scoops of ice cream.

In the first panel Marge says "I thought you said the law was powerless."

In the second panel, Chief Wiggum replies "Powerless to help you, not punish you."
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Maide @maide.ca · 13/08/2026
A photo of Lil' Frankenstein's Monster 2000 (a.k.a. Frankie)Another photo of Lil' Frankenstein's Monster 2000 (a.k.a. Frankie)
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Maide @maide.ca · 05/08/2026
A comic picturing a man, wearing a torn business suit, huddling around a campfire with 3 others.  He is captioned saying "Yes, the company got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment im time we created a lot of value for shareholders."
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Maide @maide.ca · 01/08/2026
Etc.
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Maide @maide.ca · 24/07/2026
Honestly, yeah. 😎
You double check for mate. You win the game, but more importantly, you did it with style.
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Maide @maide.ca · 16/07/2026
Do they have the diarrhea parasite, or did they eat two handfuls of sugar-free Gummi bears?
Pam from "The Office" captioned saying "They're the same picture."
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Maide @maide.ca · 14/07/2026
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Maide @maide.ca · 13/07/2026
Trying the new Costco Chicken Strips.
5 breaded chicken tenders in a paper basket, sitting next to a cup of honey mustard-ish tasting dipping sauce.
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Maide @maide.ca · 07/07/2026
Bad news for the giant bottle of piss drinkers. 😔
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Maide @maide.ca · 06/07/2026
... this mass-rename feature is _almost_ useful. Shame it doesn't seem to make sense and I'll have to bust out the terminal instead. 🙄
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Maide @maide.ca · 05/07/2026
I guess I'm the sorta person who orders a Gas Station Big Glizzy now. 🌭
A photograph of a receipt that lists:

Big Glizzy - Coney
+ Shredded Colby Jack
+ Big Glizzy Dog
+ Big Glizzy Dog Bun
+ Chili
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Maide @maide.ca · 03/07/2026
When you live in the progressive bit of the South.
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Maide @maide.ca · 25/06/2026
Ugh, I need to install libreoffice.. how bad could it be in this age? Oh. Yeah, that's about right.
A cropped screenshot of a terminal window, showing the following text.
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Total: 189 Packages, (186 new, 2 in new slots, 1 reinstall), Size of downloads: 2,485,775 KiB

Would you like to merge these packages? [Yes/No] █
```
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Maide @maide.ca · 17/06/2026
I'm working on processing a bunch of old harddrives for electronics recycling (backing up files and destroying the disk). Please enjoy the first 4 pictures of Frankie I found.
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Maide @maide.ca · 15/06/2026
Fail Safe (1964)
From a low viewing angle, a man in a suit picks up a phone.
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Maide @maide.ca · 15/06/2026
I wonder what they mean by that.
The only person who can sympathize with you, and understand you, is you.

So, be good to yourself.
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Maide @maide.ca · 14/06/2026
Baby Frankie
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Maide @maide.ca · 09/06/2026
Getting this text message at 7am is a sure way to scare the shit out of someone. It looks to be that a monthly subscription I have, that uses PayPal for some reason, was just processed. I'm like 78.3% sure my paypal account hasn't been hacked, probably.
A screenshot of a text message.  The text message reads: "PayPal: Thanks for checking out.  Next time, use your face, fingerprint, or passkey to login faster with the PayPal app. [redacted link]"
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Maide @maide.ca · 05/06/2026
Now, I'm no electrical engineer, but this power cable isn't supposed to be charred and melted.. Yikes.
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Maide @maide.ca · 03/06/2026
Its hockey time! Go Canes! 🤠 #SoundTheSiren #NHL
A photograph of Frederik Anderson, the Carolina Hurricanes goalie.
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Maide @maide.ca · 26/05/2026
Screenshot of Rod Brind'Amour in a suit being interviewed against a Carolina hurricanes backdrop.  Text overplayed displays a headline "BREAKING NEWS
LOCAL MAN IS PLEASED
[20:38] HE TOOK ONE LOOK AT THIS ANS COULDN'T HELP BUT SMILE"
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Maide @maide.ca · 21/05/2026
The one trope that never fails to make me sad is the one where someone waits in one spot for someone else, and the seasons/years pass around them while waiting for that person or thing that's never coming back.
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Maide @maide.ca · 11/05/2026
Was running into some weird crashes on my PC and decided to run Memtest. Not ideal. 💀
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Maide @maide.ca · 11/05/2026
Frankie is cute frequently.
A black and white cat looks at the viewer while resting his head on the edge of his cat bed, perched on top of a dresser. The cat has black markings on his nose and chin.
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Maide @maide.ca · 30/04/2026
May this seat offer to all who pass
comfort, constant and steady support,
to honor what you've given one another
these last 40 years.

Love, Mark and Leah
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Maide @maide.ca · 29/04/2026
Sad face
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Maide @maide.ca · 28/04/2026
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Maide @maide.ca · 21/04/2026
Getting better 👽
Chess game review screenshot.  Game player rating: 1700/1250
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Maide @maide.ca · 18/04/2026
Photo of a hockey game.
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Maide @maide.ca · 11/04/2026
The chess AI i have been practicing against is really passive, so I usually preplay the first 5 or 6 moves. This game it immediately took my queen out. lol 😔
A screenshot of a chess board.  The opponent's Knight has captured our queen.
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Maide @maide.ca · 28/03/2026
Yep.
A black and white cat on top of kitchen cabinets.
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Maide @maide.ca · 13/03/2026
Honk honk.
Stylized drawing of Hisoka, mid-blep.
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Maide @maide.ca · 13/03/2026
Love to hate this clown.
A photograph of Hisoka's face from Hunter x Hunter.
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Maide @maide.ca · 19/02/2026
What's even the point of including the email address format in this message lol.
A screenshot of a forgot password prompt.

It says "Get a verification code". Below that, it says "To get a verification code, first confirm the recovery email address you added to your account ******@*******.***"
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Maide @maide.ca · 26/11/2025
U got any games on ur phone?
Closeup photo of a cat, its nose is directly in the center of the photo, mere centimetres away.
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Maide @maide.ca · 21/11/2025
Here's an example build with all of the currently released 4 sets.
Four rectangle displays, stacked in a 2x2 configuration.  In the center stretching vertical are two marble elevators, which automatically lift marbles from the output of the bottom two sets into the input of the top two sets, creating a loop.

In the photo, the top left set has an Alchemy / Potion theme, the top-right has an Urban / City Streets / Construction / Music-Record theme, the bottom-left has a futuristic cyberish theme, and the bottom-right has a run-down apocalyptic / carnival theme.
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Maide @maide.ca · 20/11/2025
I bought a juicer yesterday, and I know what you're thinking. Maide, did you _really_ get that much juice from a carton of Oranges?
The Simpsons character 'Troy McClure' stands beside a machine juicer labelled "Juice Loosener". Troy smiles holds up a cup that has several drops of orange juice within.
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