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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

TJ's employee here. I'd be happy to talk inside baseball about the day to day experience there if you're interested.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You haven't truly experienced the bible until you've read it in the original Klingon.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

WotC in 2028: We're removing 3 more cards from collector boosters to make room for a stick of gum. One in 300 packs will be entirely gum.

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

this shit does not work on me. go try it on the centrists who call trans women "biological men."

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tickets for MagiCon: Detroit secured.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I keep seeing this thumbnail for Other Mommy, but it just doesn't read as a horror movie to me. It just looks like a kid excited that mom is about to make some delicious Circletine.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Tired: Smoking Popes Wired: Vaping Papes

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"pop quiz hotshot..." IDF: Shoot the hostage. "wait, I didn't even ask the..." IDF: Shoot the hostage.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I was gonna be grumpy about moving the setting to the 1950's but this just brought me back.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Some ancient peoples believed that your death was a fated moment set in time. They're wrong though. It's a fated moment set in time, minus the sum total of all the seconds you've left on the microwave for someone else to clear.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It's not a huge change in the setup but my big Samsung monitor crapped out on me just out of warranty so I got an OLED to replace it.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I'm not mad, please don't tell the papers... etc.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I dunno man, I'm an old cis dude and I feel like if someone doesn't support trans people they can go fuck themselves. Are your feelings particularly fragile? Perhaps John Brown isn't for you, If you admire him don't associate his image with your milquetoast ass.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

For a second I thought this stood for Portland Proud Boys, but that's probably a venn diagram with some overlap.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This is Hillary Banks erasure.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Frank Chu's signs make more sense.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It'd be fun at some point to do a supercut of the times men have turned their food/coffee ordering frustrations into a wildly exaggerated film version that's entirely divorced from reality.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Part of the problem is that Trek has never made a good argument for what constitutes a "Timeline" and what constitutes a parallel universe.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

At this point I'm folding this in with the changes that have been made to the Eugenics war. If this is the prime timeline it's a subtly altered version of it. All the TOS episodes still happened but probably with small differences.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The Klingon War timeline seemed off. Everyone was acting like it was mythical and the Kirks harbored resentment for their dad, not just for being away, but specifically during the war. Sam was posted to Enterprise almost immediately after the war, they both had to already have been in Starfleet

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I heard that "Havering" is slang for getting run over by a sewage truck.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

These are super cool art pieces. If you're going to display this near your computer and if you're more budget minded I found that you can get a tiny second monitor can fill the same niche especially if you keep an eye out for deals. I've had nothing but good experiences with Master Replicas though.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

HRC has been throwing trans people under the bus for decades. They've always been dog shit.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It's been a while since Tom's been out to the theater. This was a blast.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

We call them drive through party stores in Michigan.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

They were upset people were pre-sideboarding for their meta. Which isn't sideboarding, it's building your deck to operate most efficiently in your meta.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Jace believed in the blue mana, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us...

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I know there's "the meta", but like what if a smaller thing like "the meta" existed on a store level? What would such a thing be called? And is adapting to it foolish?

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Oh good, you're finally awake.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

2 looks off because of the insignia, but the image wouldn't have set off any alarm bells unless I was specifically looking for something wrong about it.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Lol. I thought the same thing when I saw this one.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

If you said that in Kingston you'd get Desmond Decked.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Read a different book you fucking dork.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

*thunderous thousand year fart sound*

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

"What are your bona-fides?" "I've thought about it... extensively."

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Happy to attempt to assist. Are you familiar with jokes?

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I feel like the magic neutrinos could have been simplified to a matter of getting both the sickbay and engines powered at the same time. I wouldn't have trouble accepting TOS era medicine healing that level of trauma.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Jokes on you. I'm a Philosophical Zombie.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026