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@mage-pie.bsky.social
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they/them. northeast US, over 30. i like fantasy novels and trying new-to-me snacks. my ao3 is not hard to find. here just in case tumblr implodes.

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 17h
FUCK I broke my 1500 day streak on my smart thermostat's daily jumble puzzle. The app is locking me out of adjusting my home temperature now because I'm out of gems. The word was SAVORY.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve been studying Witch Hat Atelier and learning Forbidden Magic.
A drawing of a circle, around the inner edge are various glyphs, and in the center is a “Cool S”.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 9h
If you are in the path of Hurricane Isaias and will use a portable generator to keep the power on, make sure you have working carbon monoxide alarms. Portable generators can produce enough carbon monoxide to kill in minutes.
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Reactor Magazine @reactorsff.bsky.social · 7h
"But while First Contact stories are ostensibly about humans meeting aliens, they aren’t really about that. Not really. They’re about us." Author @wtalabi.com recommends five African First Contact stories:
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Five Stories of First Contact in African SF - Reactor
A look at five African books from the rich history of SFF that work as First Contact narratives.
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mage-pie.bsky.social @mage-pie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my mom won tickets in the Met opera lottery :)
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Kito „Little Dog of War“ K @kroszkito.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Stop reading my chats
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Kampf mit Kette @kampfmitkette.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trying to explain to non germans how the biggest espionage scandal of the BND is just a subplot of the messy steakhouse franchise divorce
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Charlie Kelly's Pepe Silvia Conspiracy
ALT: Charlie Kelly's Pepe Silvia Conspiracy
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Octopus @octopusmask.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh, so now it's illegal to run a Brooklyn Democratic Committee Fantasy League !?!?
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 06/10/2026
NOBODY IS DOING IT LIKE RODNEYSE
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I just got served with a contempt order signed by a Judge for invoking my constitutional rights.
Punished for the 5th. Ignored for the 14th. Erased for the 13th #Justice is on Life Support-and somebody's pulling the plug. #haters #FreedomToAssemble #FreedomOfAssociation
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YOUR FAILURE TO APPEAR IN COURT MAY RESU N YOUR IMMEDIATE ARREST AND IMPRISONME, FOR CONTEMPT OF COURT
NOTICE THE PURPOSE OF THIS HEARING IS PUNISH RODNEYSE BICHOTTE HERMELYN AND MEMBERS OF THE KINGS COUNTY DEMOCE COUNTY COMMITTEE EXECUTIVE COMMITTE AUTHORIZED OR PARTICIPATED IN THE PUR OCTOBER 4, 2026 MEETING THEREOF FO CONTEMPT OF COURT; SUCH PUNISHME CONSIST OF FINES OR IMPRISONMENT, ACCORDING TO LAW.
City & State NY and 3 others
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Cereal at night>>>cereal in the morning
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 05/10/2026
All prisoners should have the right to vote while in prison
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oh the year was 1778 how i wish i was in sherbrooke now
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ALERTE: PUMPKIN WOLFE
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The reason we need more religious studies education is because the "New York Times" can just allow someone to say in an interview that wokeness is like the Old Testament, which supposedly has no forgiveness, and the assertion goes unchallenged.
"I mean, you happen to be right. And by the way, I’m not being dismissive of you. I’m just saying that my friends have tested me more than yours, and maybe I’ve tested them. I’m not religious, but I’m a Christian, and God forgives. That’s what it’s all about. The problem with quote, unquote, wokeness — and don’t get me wrong, it is great that marginalized people have a voice; it is great to advocate for anybody that feels marginalized — but the problem is we’re in the Old Testament right now, and the Old Testament has no forgiveness. The Old Testament didn’t work, so they had to write a remix called the New Testament.

There’s been discussion lately about how the Woke 1.0 era, which refers to the immediate post-George Floyd era, was “crazy.” Do you see that moment in time as just “crazy?” Was there anything redeeming about it? I think I just answered. Again, it’s great to help those that need help. We need more of that. The problem is when you institutionalize it. My half a joke: The Salem witch hunts — I’m sure the first three witches they caught were actually witches. But then you open up a witch office, and now you gotta start lying because you got overhead. You gotta justify the witch hunters’ pensions and [expletive]. I’m glad that all of this stuff happened, it needed to happen, and because it happened, maybe I’ve heard some voices that I probably wouldn’t have heard otherwise."
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notjewelosco.bsky.social @notjewelosco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do you ever think about how society looped back to medicinally branded sodas
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themboy insomniac @riotliturgist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
everyone who is not a cis man has a million stories. it starts when you're 11 or 12 years old, usually. you learn to forget most of the incidents that don't disrupt your day too badly.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 01/10/2026
Black text on white page that reads as follows:

New Yorkers who lost their SNAP benefits because of the federal government's expanded work requirements can reapply starting today, October 1.

To find out whether you're eligible to get your benefits back or qualify for an exemption, call 718-SNAP-NOW (718-762-7669), visit nyc.gov/ACCESSHRA, or use the ACCESS HRA app.
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Julia Is Waving, Not Drowning @booktweeting.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
do you love Ann Leckie? do you love Lois McMaster Bujold? have you somehow never read C. J. Cherryh? you have an enormous treat ahead of you in this Humble Bundle! #BookSky 💙📚
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
righteous among the nations
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if you begin feminist history at #MeToo then it's easy to despair that nothing has changed (or that some things have actually gotten worse). if you take a much longer view though things have changed so much! the little gestures we make today are adding up to something we can't see yet!
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Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I see men bringing up the Duke Lacrosse Case as a counterexample to the Cornell rape case as though they have a point and my guy bringing up something that happened in 2006 proves that false allegations are so incredibly rare the only one you know of happened 20 years ago. Sit the fuck down.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Look having the entire roster of FBI agents leak isn't a front-page newsworthy security failure meriting front page coverage the same way having some of your emails to Anthony Weiner's wife be discovered on Anthony Weiner's laptop was
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Adam Roberts @adamroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The snails They destroyed their cage Yes YES The snails are out
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here's today's column on the astonishing, ongoing mistreatment of people with #ME/CFS. Please spread it far and wide: the only thing which can break the media's wall of indifference is seeing an article about the issue go viral. Thank you. 1/2 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Abandoned, dismissed and gaslighted: there is no excuse for the way ME sufferers have been betrayed | George Monbiot
Changes in guidance and science seem to have little impact on millions of devastated lives. It’s a social crisis playing out behind closed doors, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
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J. R. Moock, jr. @jrmoockjr.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
This has fucked me up more than once. If you have a coconut allergy, you NEED to be careful about anything with “activated charcoal” anywhere near the label.
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Lemur Conservation Network @lemurnetwork.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Baby lemur alert! Check out this adorable black lemur cuddled up to its mom. Confused by the name? Only male black lemurs are actually black! #SundaysAreForSnuggles 📷: Deb Bradley
A female and baby black lemur sit in a tree. They both have redish fur on their bodies, black faces, and light brown eyes.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ejewishphilanthropy.com/sunkist-says... Welp, re-continued food news!!
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Sunkist says it will bring back beloved Fruit Gems after national outcry following eJP report
‘We hear you, Sunkist Fruit Gems fans!’ the company wrote, saying it had found a new manufacturer for the kosher synagogue staple
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
[0004116] Duck attack
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[0006354] Ghosts continue taking jobs
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
[0001897] Dwarves too happy about dining room
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[0004316] Historical figures "never married" if they (or their spouse) became the spouse of a night creature
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[0005325] Cannot butcher horseshoe crab
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[0004949] Mining pick dropped from moody dwarf is unusable
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[0005392] Eyelids not properly associated with eyes?
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[0010088] Most hairless mammals have hair that isn't used
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ARTFUL DODGER: consider yourself, well in. Consider yourself, part of the furniture CHERADANINE ZAKALWE: *sobbing*
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
she could have been our first messy bitch president if trump hadn't beaten her to it
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Lav @lavenderbean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
None of the people making these wild claims about ADHD have any scientific or medical background, and that's exactly why they're brought in to talk about ADHD. It's all being done on purpose. They're there to try and stop people who need an ADHD diagnosis from getting one.
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I genuinely can't see any way Meta could defeat a false light tort suit here other than making it too expensive and obnoxious to litigate
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Waverly @waverlysm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
even passive exposure to msscribe would have killed these people I swear
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 24/09/2026
Mass lesbian bar masking story is getting Oberlin cafeteria levels of coverage, meaning it will define reactionary and reactionary-fearing centrist politics for the next 15 years
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 23/09/2026
I've been thinking this nonstop.with an extra helping of "always try to put the positive kindness you want into the world" in a death cage match with "lol rofl GOOD"
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mage-pie.bsky.social @mage-pie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
for the first time in my life, my apartment’s front door is also the front door to the street. which means… door wreath time!!! i have ordered an orange leafy thing with apples.
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hat tip to @emexastris.bsky.social for pointing this out, but if you notice, the two people whose knowledge Huang appeals to are, y'know, 1) people and 2) of course women. One is his wife (Lori = Lori Huang) and the other ('Janine') is, I think, Janine Paul who I *think* is his personal assistant?
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Thomas Jerome @thomasjerome.com · 24/09/2026
Naming the "Ableism" list so that a screen reader pronounces it "Four bee ell three one ess em", 10/10 bit
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
used to hang out at this bar whose other regulars were mostly straight middle aged men and my god their drama. most of em were banned for pissing on the floor or stealing fistfuls of cash from the register. for some reason no one acted like it was a referendum on straightness maleness or ‘the left’
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