Reposted by MadsChris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 03/10/2026In the latest battle for College Football Outer Space, we've got UCF's space jerseys and Houston's astronaut helmets today. 310717
Reposted by MadsArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s 353264536
Mads @madison5000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I guess you could watch Texas Tennessee. But why when you when there’s a bum fight between Baylor and Colorado!? 000
Reposted by MadsThe Onion @theonion.com · 27/08/2026Trembling RFK Jr. Tells Dominatrix To Use Processed Foods On His Balls theonion.com/trembling-rfk-jr-tells… 191779206
Reposted by MadsRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE 343148153447
Mads @madison5000.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Got my @minakimes.bsky.social up next to my @sheaserrano.bsky.social 010
Mads @madison5000.bsky.social · 13/08/2026AND THEY SAID IT COULDN’T BE DONE…WE’RE YEARBOOK CHAMPS #sicem 0111
Mads @madison5000.bsky.social · 13/08/2026@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social re: weather report. Mike Lombardi’s HR kerfuffle is that he won’t stop sacrificing students to keep the ghosts away. 000
Reposted by MadsSpooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026One way you can tell trans women are really women is that Stephen A Smith treats them like shit 235570
Reposted by MadsThe Onion @theonion.com · 30/07/2026Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise Face Off Alone On ‘Celebrity Family Feud’ 342387307
Reposted by MadsInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 29/07/2026For real, what makes you feel more focused, more energized, more aroused and shake all night in a good way for real? 231177147
Reposted by MadsThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/07/2026U.S. Mint Unveils Series Of Gold Coins Commemorating President’s Extramarital Affairs theonion.com/u-s-mint-unveils-serie… 381881332
Reposted by MadsThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/07/2026“The House will come to order—oops, hold on, one minute,” said the Louisiana Republican theonion.comMike Johnson Struggles To Hold Speaker Gavel While Wearing Anti-Masturbation MittsWASHINGTON—Apologizing to his fellow congressmen after he fumbled the wooden handle for the fifth time in a row, Speaker of the House Mike Johnson was observed struggling to hold his speaker gavel Tue... 131302137
Reposted by MadsBill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026argentina is a fun experiment of what if you had a team that was one super saiyan steph curry and everyone else was draymonds green 0183
Reposted by MadsMiguel Campos @miguel-campos.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Just like we definitely believe you. 0412
Reposted by MadsInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 17/07/2026🚨GLOVES OFF🚨 Tim and his ex duke it out on air. InfoWarriors, it's time to weigh in: who deserves that horse? 1314140574
Mads @madison5000.bsky.social · 13/07/2026My big hang up with MLS, at least in Austin, is that the games are fun but the quality of play feels like a minor league game and it’s hard to go as family of 3 for less than $300. 000
Reposted by MadsPuck Sherburn @pucksherburn.bsky.social · 04/07/2026My non soccer watching wife just screamed "you divey little cunt!" 065933
Reposted by MadsNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago? 2655011043
Reposted by MadsThe Onion @theonion.com · 02/07/2026“We’re getting very close to meeting our objectives as we move toward winding down humanity’s presence on planet Earth,” Trump said during a press conference meant to address concerns over the world’s durationtheonion.comTrump Indicates Desire For Speedy End To WorldWASHINGTON—Stating that he hoped action in the region would draw to a close in the coming weeks, President Donald Trump made comments Wednesday indicating his desire for a speedy end to the entire wor... 251110172
Reposted by MadsHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Is this a good time to remind y’all that 100% of the money we bring in from our extremely goofy PTKU merch collection in Q2 (so, little over four days left) will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico? 🏳️⚧️ 🦈 preownedairboats.com/en-usd/colle...preownedairboats.comPTKU | Shutdown FullstoreThe official PTKU collection for Shutdown Fullstore. Shop products like: PTKU Sweat Towel, PTKU Fleece Blanket, and more. 18428
Reposted by MadsPa-‘Trick-Or-Treat’ Barron 🐻〽️ @bluebarronphoto.bsky.social · 22/06/2026pausa de hidratación 29113
Mads @madison5000.bsky.social · 22/04/2026DUNK ON SPENCER DOT HORSE @newap-georgia.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social #charitibundi 020
Reposted by MadsAsher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 12/04/2026To any Hungarians annoyed that Americans are placing the credit for your momentous victory on the shoulders of our stunningly repellent little weasel of a VP: you are correct to feel that way, I'm sorry, we just want to seize any available oppurtunity to humiliate him specificially 1177661285
Reposted by MadsMatt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 09/04/2026somebody out there, please return campbell's balls 77611
Reposted by MadsArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 30/03/2026The Smell of Death, by Edvard Munch, 1895 292505350
Reposted by MadsAwful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 29/03/2026"The way some of these other immigrants are getting treated in our country right now is a travesty and a disgrace... I think what’s going on in our country — what we’re doing to some of these amazing immigrants, is really unfortunate and it’s really sad." - Charles Barkley on CBS 259124942342
Reposted by Mads🥭MANGO - Comms Open @mgosketches.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I made a papercraft just for this 136166025466
Reposted by MadsDefector @defector.com · 19/03/2026The Budweiser Clydesdales have stolen less valor than these flag-humping runners-up.defector.comGood Riddance To Red Asses | DefectorAs Bryce Harper rounded the bases on his game-tying two-run homer in the eighth inning of Tuesday night’s World Baseball Classic final, he exchanged a salute with his commanding officer, third base… 013428
