Reposted by MadsChris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 03/10/2026In the latest battle for College Football Outer Space, we've got UCF's space jerseys and Houston's astronaut helmets today. 310717
Mads @madison5000.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What’s the strongest aspect of your upbringing leading you to that Monster? Is it Mormonism or Buckeyeism? 000
Mads @madison5000.bsky.social · 30/09/20261. Fence in backyard 2. Las Vegas pool 3. Nature with a good view 000
Mads @madison5000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I started hanging with a group of guys. There was one guy everyone called Mills. I thought that was an odd name. I didn’t learn until a couple years in that his name was David. They called him Mills because he worked for General Mills and would hook them up with cereal. 2121
Reposted by MadsArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s 353264536
Mads @madison5000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I guess you could watch Texas Tennessee. But why when you when there’s a bum fight between Baylor and Colorado!? 000
Mads @madison5000.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I have buddy who is adamant he got sexually assaulted by a ghost. 111
Mads @madison5000.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Regular ham? Fine, don’t need it, but Night Ham!? Definitely need night ham. 000
Mads @madison5000.bsky.social · 28/08/2026As long as they’re still going to punt from the opponent’s 45 they will always remain high-end sicko. 100
Reposted by MadsThe Onion @theonion.com · 27/08/2026Trembling RFK Jr. Tells Dominatrix To Use Processed Foods On His Balls theonion.com/trembling-rfk-jr-tells… 191779206
Reposted by MadsRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE 343148153447
Mads @madison5000.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Got my @minakimes.bsky.social up next to my @sheaserrano.bsky.social 010
Mads @madison5000.bsky.social · 14/08/2026To be fair, most of the shooters did a stutter. But yes, still dumb. 000
Mads @madison5000.bsky.social · 13/08/2026AND THEY SAID IT COULDN’T BE DONE…WE’RE YEARBOOK CHAMPS #sicem 0111
Mads @madison5000.bsky.social · 13/08/2026@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social re: weather report. Mike Lombardi’s HR kerfuffle is that he won’t stop sacrificing students to keep the ghosts away. 000
