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Dixon Normus

@madhaw.bsky.social
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ℂ𝕒𝕥𝕞𝕒𝕟ℝ𝕖𝕤𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕤 🏳️‍🌈 ✡️ 😸 🌊 @stevefm20.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
RepubliKKKan Hypocrites.......
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🇺🇸IBWizard🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 🌻😷 🖖 @ibwizard.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Anyone who does polls can you add a question like "Would you send Donald Trump to Iran in chains if it cuts gas prices in half"
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Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
If a doctor approves a procedure, no insurance company should be legally allowed to deny coverage. This is the whole reason people have insurance in the first place. If we're going to keep this shit fuck system, at least force the motherfuckers to play by the rules they wrote.
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It’s pretty remarkable to have a photo where everyone’s expression is a real life version of this
The party photo meme where everyone’s expression is staring at you uncomfortably
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Now this is a good ad
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LindaFly @lindafly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Dixon Normus @madhaw.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I dreamt that I was at work. THIS IS THE ONE TIME I'M SUPPOSED TO REST
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A Dandelion @onedandelion.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Kodiak149 @kodiak149.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just a reminder
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silverbeard2026 @silverbeard2026.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
FYI
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Cheri Jacobus @cherijacobus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I understand this view but I think we should consider the implications of preemptively giving up charging a criminal with crimes because the jury may not convict
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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eddietg51-42.bsky.social @eddietg51-42.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(About a week ago)
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MB @sugarcubedog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Centaur
Alt: Centaur
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
this is a tribute to one of the all-time great tweets
Screenshot of tweet from @LeBearGirdle on August 17, 2017


brandAn is good
@LeBearGirdle
[Dentist waiting room]

Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth-

Other patients: teeth, TEETH

Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cats (Animals)
Jim Davis
Comic Characters
What was the cat from Garfield called?
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Brett Shaw @brettshaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 04/10/2026
It's like joining a cult where the Kool-Aid costs $6.99 and comes with a side of celibacy.
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Fifty Shades of Whey @fiftyshadesofwhey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A Senegalese basketball player for Kentucky State University was detained on August 7 at an airport while traveling with her team and has been in ICE custody ever since, despite her removal order being rescinded by an immigration judge.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
End of story 💥😡
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 04/10/2026
Curtis Sliwa with speech bubble coming out of him
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 01/10/2026
Real fuckin minefield for sexual assault survivors lately huh.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

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Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

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Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

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Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is such a look for going to Applebees
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
Trump is standing like no human has ever stood before
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wilf @friendlykitties.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
me and the boys getting discovered as new species
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They just released a mod sponsored by IKEA
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
check out my new book 👉 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If a politician takes money from weapons manufacturers, don't be surprised when they back weapons contracts. If a politician takes money from Big Pharma, don't be surprised when they try to stop guaranteed healthcare. That's why I don't take ANY corporate money. None.
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corpse @consume.red · 25/09/2026
Screenshot of a Tumblr-style reply thread between accounts named "zhuangzi" and "xunzi," each using a traditional ink-portrait avatar: zhuangzi an elderly sage with a long white beard and dark headwear on a cream ground, xunzi a black-bearded man in a dark cap. zhuangzi opens: "while you were jacking off to boobs and ass i was jacking off to masterful use of negative space." xunzi replies: "you can just say hole." zhuangzi answers: "you don't understand anything."
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 24/09/2026
Offered without comment.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl says to a guy, “my homegirl thinks you’re cute.” Panel 2: the guy looks over to the left at the alleged homegirl, who is standing in the corner of the room, dripped out head-to-toe in SpongeBob SquarePants-related merchandise, including but not limited to: a t-shirt that reads: “IF YOU SEE DA POLICE… KRUSTY KRAB”, a best friends forever watch, spongebobs signature black shoes, and Mermaid Man’s belt set to “W” for Wumbo
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