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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 14h

We're all Piggly Wiggly. Some of us just don't know it yet.

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 9h

🎶if you like it then should’ve put a cinnamon roll on it🎶 Too many syllables? 🤔

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Van @machinist2023.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

@friorox.bsky.social girl you wasn’t lying about Publix. Love the BOGO and deli

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Van @machinist2023.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

While setting in the waiting room at the dentist there’s a woman on the phone talking. She’s apparently going through it. Her boyfriend has been sleeping with her friend and a neighbor. Wow!

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Barking Squirrel 🏳️‍🌈👩🏻‍🦰🇺🇸🇨🇦 @barkingsquirrel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Apparently Trump thinks seniors can be bought for $90. This isn't 1929.

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Van @machinist2023.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’m really trying to get along with my friend from my last job.He knows how I believe and vote .Well this morning he was talking about his weekend.Said liberals fucked up the place his family rides horses.When I asked how he explained that he has to clean up after his horse on trails.Bc of hikers

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Van @machinist2023.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

When I say “we” I mean me and my RC. 😂

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Van @machinist2023.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Good morning. At least it’s a nice cool start for the week

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George Hahn @georgehahn.com · 04/10/2026

Tell us you’re into ass play without telling us you’re into ass play.

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Van @machinist2023.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If you listen closely you can hear him snoring

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Sweet like honey? Nah, more like sweet like antifreeze

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Van @machinist2023.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Her: Are you ready to go to the gym? Me: Yeah let me finish this cigarette.

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Van @machinist2023.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Marg to go for carry out is wild

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Van @machinist2023.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

We happen to be at Publix this morning for their grand opening. 7:00 and mf’s running in to get a hot sub. I’m glad we’re getting variety

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Van @machinist2023.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Well the smoke detector needs new batteries and I’m out of bacon. Why

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Well no of course I didn't think before I acted do you know who you're talking to

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Even if you've only done the Macarena once, you're still a carrier

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 02/10/2026

brb just gonna purify myself in the healing waters of Big Ass Lake

aerial view of Big Ass Lake, a glacial lake in Halifax County, Nova Scotia, Canada

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Van @machinist2023.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I don’t watch scary movies but with this weather I’d like to tonight. What’s your suggestion?

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Amanda @hellomanders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i got an open mind why don’t you all get inside

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Don’t argue with morons. Even when you win, you’re kinda losing.

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Van @machinist2023.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

What are we drinking tonight? I’m at the liquor store shopping

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Pharmaceutical-grade grilled cheese

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Van @machinist2023.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I was glad my old coworker had gotten on at the shop until he started praising trump

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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026

New Study Finds Ashing Cigarette Out Cracked Car Window On Cold Morning Still Best Way To Start Blue-Collar Workday theonion.com/new-study-finds-ashing…

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Van @machinist2023.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Imma fuck off like it’s Friday

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JoGo @mywitsend.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

In case you missed it, Pete Kegbreath just fired 20% of our generals and replaced them with Elon Musk and Newt Fucking Gingrich just weeks before midterms. If you don’t know what Night of the Long Knives it, maybe look it up.

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Bruh! You don’t even listen to phil Collins. Are you even feeling it come in the air tonight?!

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"Tonight's the night!" I titter. "I'm gonna go to sleep and wake up as a pumpkin!" 😁😁

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Van @machinist2023.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We had a retirement party at work today and they catered in. So full I don’t think I’ll eat supper. That makes it really hard for me to cook. Especially when I doubt I’ll eat

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Skrill @friorox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'd be a great vegetarian hunter.

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Van @machinist2023.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Idk about y’all but I’m about out of password ideas

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JoGo @mywitsend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If we’re renaming Artificial Intelligence (AI) why not Digitally Enhanced Intelligence (DEI)?

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Van @machinist2023.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

@friorox.bsky.social Garage door fixed! $375 hurt a little but it’s working now

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Van @machinist2023.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Almost forgot to water the mums

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They say make yourself at home then get mad when you eat all their cheese

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Van @machinist2023.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yesterday at the dispensary and there was a sales rep giving away merch. He asked where I was from and then he asked if I’d ever thought about driving to Michigan. Dude I had no idea how cheap weed is there. Got my attention

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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026

Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back theonion.com/animal-facing-extincti…

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Van @machinist2023.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Chewy is almost 13. Sometimes when I come home on lunch he’s slow to make it to the kitchen. I will say Monday is his catch up day from the weekend. This is how I found him today. He was in the guest room. Probably bc it’s darker

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Van @machinist2023.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

First dispensary trip alone. 3 hour round trip

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Van @machinist2023.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

There’s a stretch of I64 that’s divided from the westbound lanes. Idk if I’ve ever driven on an interstate that has divided lanes

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Van @machinist2023.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

How many beers does it take to grill 40 burgers and 48 hotdogs? Idk either but I’ll find out!

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