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Queen’s Domain is launching OCT 30TH!! ⚔️
Excited to announce our retro-fantasy action RPG with brutal combat and traversal-focused exploration will be available soon for PC and Consoles.
Coming to Steam, Switch 2, Xbox Series and PS5!
![Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows:
[scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech]
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CHURCHILL:
The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us.
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CHURCHILL:
Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war.
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CHURCHILL:
If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free
and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun-
BBC PRESENTER:
Thank you prime minister
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BBC PRESENTER:
Mr hitler, your response?
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HITLER [in the studio]:
Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill
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HITLER:
What we are proposing -
CHURCHILL:
Hang on
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HITLER:
Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement -
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CHURCHILL:
What's he doing here
BBC PRESENTER:
It's important we hear both sides of the debate
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CHURCHILL:
This isn't a debate
You don't debate fascists
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HITLER:
Oh here we go with ze Godwins law!
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HITLER:
Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'...
CHURCHILL:
Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit-
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HITLER [standing up, saluting]:
RAUSS!
BBC PRESENTER:
*Please* Mr Churchill let him speak
[ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreibw4ldc3fhslbvxgy2oqrof2oys5kpgh7zu6a5f3usmx3lf4547qm)
![[Scene is a TV REMOTE CONTROL with a finger hovering above it. The voice we hear is coming from one of the APP BUTTONS which are located directly beneath the navigation play/pause etc buttons].
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Hey Mr Finger yeah you’re gonna press me
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I’m a button for some random thing called BoBuuTV
[closer up on the button speaking, it is for some unknown streaming platform called BoBuuTV]
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I be hangin' with my homies: Disney, Netflix and Prime
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When you accidentally press me and it’s…
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...BoBuu tiiiime!
[scene now has a couple trying to watch TV but they've accidentally turned on BoBuu]
MAN:
Argh sorry
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I’ve got the bad remake of Poltergeist,
[Show the App Library with bad horror films, including Poltergeist, 2015]
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The ouvre of Seann William Scott
[show the films of the now-disappeared early 2000s star, Seann William Scott]
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And a catalogue of films which looks like proper films but not.
[Show a library of lots of knock-off films, like you get on Rakuten TV or PlutoTV]
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So I’m never pressed on purpose!
Does BoBuu look like BoBuu cares?
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I still get more finger action than them Ceefax freaks down there.
[Show the coloured buttons at the bottom of the remote]
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[Show the couple again, trying to watch iPlayer, the woman just returning from a wee break as the man goes to unpause their show]
Yeah BoBuu’s doin’ fine
I’m gettin’ pushed four times a day
Cos the sadist who designed us
WOMAN:
OK turn it back on
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Put me right beneath Pause/Play.
[BoBuu app com back on the screen]
WOMAN:
Oh DAVE
MAN:
Argh sorry
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreidtodni3of4grk3zbyogggmymo26g2v6fh46fjft2anfois2tym6u)
