iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Reposted by olive consumer's floating skull

The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip

121152501

Reposted by olive consumer's floating skull

わふ @waffle820.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

03719

Reposted by olive consumer's floating skull

Mom @milph.mom · 11h

I don't have much to add since Coffeezilla, MoistCritical, and LinusTechTips already went over this nonsense (and thus got their info leaked). But it's funny only a few thousand people actually bought the phone, even less if you include investigators or boosted numbers. Even the Ouya sold more.

612619

olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 11h

what are you talking about, i booted up my ouya just... oh god oh no oh fuck

0120

olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 13h

committed to breaking into first dan in ffxiv by the end of the week it WILL happen

1110

olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 13h

time for a little mahjong break before i wrap up work for the day

1160

Reposted by olive consumer's floating skull

️ @fatewalker.etheirys.social · 26/09/2026

riol retainer straight up brought back some fuck ass fiddledeedee's what the hell

923591

olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 14h

A bunch of campaign phone lists in Texas still think I live there and going by the texts and calls I'm getting, I assume everyone who actually does live there is getting so many texts their phone is melting through the floor.

3441

olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 05/10/2026

when they say not all men they mean this guy

29812

Reposted by olive consumer's floating skull

public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i love the diagrams

a diagram of a tux cat tissue holder (you pull it out the butt)

PRODUCT DETAIL
Cute cat look
Premium resin material that won't be broken easily
Provide funny way to storage
tissue

10759

olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 04/10/2026

having the kind of conversation in which one describes the cake farts video as "almost lynchian"

1171

olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 04/10/2026

"I have a hole in me that can only be filled by making people laugh or it will surely devour me" is the only ethical reason to engage in comedy.

1363

olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 04/10/2026

One thing I learned while doing stand-up is that basically all comedians have something deeply wrong with them, most of those things make you a terrible person, and pretty much the only sign you might not be one is doing comedy because the alternative is really exploring your suicidal ideation.

3476

Reposted by olive consumer's floating skull

lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

jacob rees-mogg eventually becomes british bill kristol after getting yelled at by right-wing freaks for the next 4 years. then we will know madness

1653952

Reposted by olive consumer's floating skull

Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I cannot help but notice that leftist groups do not, for the most part, demand that all lefty Catholics only attend churches that dissent from the teachings of the Church hierarchy on abortion and queer rights. They broadly understand that sometimes one has a cultural link to people with bad views.

12567100

olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 04/10/2026

austria is just germany with a more dedicated focus on breakfast

5630

olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 04/10/2026

historical trends indicate the number of germanies may be asymptotic

a map of the holy roman empire, it's a fucking mess

1024646

Reposted by olive consumer's floating skull

Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Can’t believe I’m getting Rees-Mogged online.

31905

olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 04/10/2026

during covid times some fucking slob from california busted out "well in texas we go in for the hug" and i will admit i called them a slur in response

1250

olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 04/10/2026

as with many italians and most texans is if i don't know you i don't even like being handed things, but if we're close, i can and will invade your personal space

1250

olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 04/10/2026

One thing about me is I don't really like being touched and I can clock that body language anywhere.

1390

Reposted by olive consumer's floating skull

the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

it might be Pover

1425840

Reposted by olive consumer's floating skull

Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 03/10/2026

(sighs) So, oil is assessed on two key metrics

5586860

Reposted by olive consumer's floating skull

伊達 @i05tatci20.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Go Dodgers!(๑•̀ω•́๑)۶ #イラスト #Dodgers

04512

Reposted by olive consumer's floating skull

dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 03/10/2026

Elizabeth Holmes in a shiny green secular hijab

1311713

olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 03/10/2026

If Paxton loses and that seat goes blue, it will be not just because of Trump, but because Trump could not handle a single voice on his side not fawning over him while nonetheless doing what he wanted. It's the sort of thing people notice.

1190

olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 03/10/2026

Obviously, I'm no booster of John Cornyn's, but if you're someone who's been a Republican voter, especially an "independent" who is an at least pretty consistent Republican voter, that detail is a condemnation of Trump and Paxton both.

1180

olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 03/10/2026

Paxton is personally and professionally detestable, obviously, but that he was obviously chosen over Cornyn for no reason other than the fact Paxton is willing to be Trump's guy to the tiniest margin more than Cornyn is impossible to miss.

1190

olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 03/10/2026

Were I to read narrative into the Texas race, one thing I would point out is there's a strain of hostility toward Trump because John Cornyn was a reliable GOP vote. He was a tenured Senator, but he was forced out because he wasn't enough of a ring-kisser for Trump.

1210

olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 03/10/2026

(my personal rule is highs under 65 for four days straight)

080

olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 03/10/2026

carefully watching the forecast and consulting with experts to determine when, exactly, it's time to switch from a linen hat to a woolen hat until spring

3190

olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 03/10/2026

"i have too many herringbone tweed sportcoats as it is but" is perhaps the coolest way one can start a sentence

0200

olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 03/10/2026

Check out a boulevardier while you've got the fixings, will not be disappointed!

020

olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 03/10/2026

Politely unfollowing someone because their infosec takes are too rare and not good enough to justify putting up with them not being on their meds while doing zero introspection about my own posting habits.

2270

Reposted by olive consumer's floating skull

Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Happy Saturday

Michael Tracey: “Go fuck yourself”

Jared: “Buddy I would rather drive off a bridge than live the life you make for yourself”

363637206

Reposted by olive consumer's floating skull

anikeru.bsky.social @anikeru.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

this months print club!

81275428

Reposted by olive consumer's floating skull

The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 02/10/2026

Today is Duodi the 12th of Vendémiaire in the year 235. Vendémiaire is the month of vintage. Today we celebrate strawflower. #JacobinDay See today's page

An old time-y illustration of a Strawflower.

110223

olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 02/10/2026

What competitively eaten food do you think would make the record-holder most delicious? majorleagueeating.com/records/

majorleagueeating.com

Records

Major League Eating

6131

olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 02/10/2026

As it is, it's useful, but I don't think it's worth fundamentally breaking the economy. If it can provide that utility without doing that, well, hey. I guess that's good, then.

060

olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 02/10/2026

Exactly, yeah. For me, the question has never been whether or not it's useful, but whether to be useful it requires deep penetration into all the areas it's either not useful or actively harmful.

180

olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 02/10/2026

It's a long way from me letting some agent make decisions on its own and just because of the nature of the harms involved (i.e. primarily to children) I don't think I'd ever let one do that, but it is just objectively a very effective tool.

0171

olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 02/10/2026

Most LLMs seem to have a tendency toward false positives once they've detected a stream of harmful materials, which is why you need it to be guided by an actual SME, but it makes the scale of my job actually feasible.

1242

olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 02/10/2026

Once you get it on rails (which skills can be made for), Claude is pretty great at identifying and mapping extremely niche in-group language and iconography in extremist spaces especially as it relates to the huge volume of content they put out and/or collate.

5341