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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 13/10/2026
rimworld getting a new custom engine that doesn't run like ass and also new ludeon game
that fat caterpillar from that one bug movie going "ooh"
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 11/10/2026
you could have spent two seconds on the italian diaspora wikipedia page
chew you havisfaction a singlelicious satisfact to snack that up
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 09/10/2026
not ideal
a screenshot from ffxiv mahjong

COMMENCING MATCH

seated directly across the person who took this screenshot

his name? ron tsumo

his title? mahjong master
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 09/10/2026
a blown out and slightly distorted jpeg of robert downey jr. gesturing at himself in some manner of dismay
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 09/10/2026
stopped clocks and all that
In popular culture

In 2019, on Logan Paul's Impaulsive podcast, Conservative Commentator Ben Shapiro stated Crispix as his favorite cereal.
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 07/10/2026
Hearing a lot about this Russian plague situation and all I'll say is you're worrying a lot about something that might happen when you should be worried about a different kind of bubo.
that's right, bubo the mechanical owl, probably about to make some real bullshit beeps and boops
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 06/10/2026
doing my best to sit like this in the group call because my resting facial expression is a death glare
a simple drawing of a person sitting coyly with a big smile and friendly-looking eyelashes
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 06/10/2026
BBW isn't "Banned Books Week"?
trump hearing something for the first time
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 06/10/2026
pig poop balls
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 05/10/2026
an smbc comic in which a character screams louder and louder, having some kind of absolute mental breakdown

another asks "everything all right?"

the first responds "sorry i meant to say gee whiz what an interesting way of thinking"
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 04/10/2026
historical trends indicate the number of germanies may be asymptotic
a map of the holy roman empire, it's a fucking mess
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 01/10/2026
The update with Geller's statement is pretty solid. I don't think this is the sort of thing with a hard, clear response, but what one's response ought to be is a personal question it is no one's place to judge.
Many of you have seen the results of my college Title IX investigation. I can confirm that the findings are true. The records were recently shared without the permission of the victim and, without knowledge of their wishes, I do not want to provide any more potentially identifying details. She and I spoke about it the day after and agreed — I had assaulted her. She later reported this to the university’s Title IX office, I cooperated with the investigation, and I was given the (very mild, I concur) sentence of a semester suspension.

Suffice to say, it is the greatest regret of my life. I traumatized a brilliant person who trusted me, hurt them in a way I can never undo.

For more than a decade now, I have attempted to reckon, grow, and recover from the version of myself who did this. I think about it every day. I’ve previously shared this history with many of the people close to me, including early in my relationship with my now-wife, and I’m deeply sorry that this has now hurt so many of you. My continued drive to make myself and the world better is closely tied with the pain I’ve caused. )
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 28/09/2026
a goddammit this is completely correct
a poorly edited picture of marx's facial hair on some guy doing a big sulk
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 28/09/2026
only fools and horses holds up, though
noted shithead, del boy
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 28/09/2026
that guy from lost saying we have to go back and he's just real tore up about it
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 27/09/2026
when the guy on the metro wearing pervert glasses scanners it
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 27/09/2026
get real!!
david lynch, upset, probably while saying to get real
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 27/09/2026
going to hell for quoting a post about a jpeg with a mufo in it but ???????????????????????????????
florence pugh, some kind of otherwordly being bathed in refulgent beauty
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 26/09/2026
time to replay one of my favorite games, i think
emma from observation holding some kind of robot box
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 25/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FOUR RIICHIS AT ONCEa woman drifting and screaming
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 25/09/2026
i'm getting my ass beat but i WILL go out in style
an insane mahjong hand that's all dots, one step from tsuomo
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 25/09/2026
dog are you for real i'm a novice
a 2nd dan mahjong player in final fantasy 14a 4th kyu mahjong player in final fantasy 14
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 25/09/2026
mahjong is the official game of bluesky
kaiji suffering at the hands of mahjong
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 25/09/2026
calling riichi early in second hand, prayers up
a bunch of mahjong tiles close to a completed hand
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 25/09/2026
this is it, this is what we've been training for
a selection from ffxiv's mogpendium

play 1 match of domand mahjong with other players
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 25/09/2026
was looking for a jpeg to make fun of someone with and you will not in a million years guess what game this thumbnail is about
an absolutely haunting visage of a man doing youtube thumbnail soy face with terrifying, bulging eyes edited to be an unnatural blue, his mouth agape, his skin oversatured to make it look like he's dying of high blood pressure

there is a smaller version of his face on the right doing a different, more disgusting expression
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 22/09/2026
Health insurance, specifically, is obviously something that needs a foundational rework in our society across every layer of the economy the industry touches. Definitely. However, these idiots futzing with how insurance in general works is, uh...
the sawed-off i-beams in the something awful doom bathroom
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 22/09/2026
Oh.
a haunted, hollowed out mr. incredible
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 21/09/2026
time for the humiliation ritual that is caring about the rangers
cj from grand theft auto 3 wearing a poorly edited texas rangers baseball cap saying ah shit here we go again
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 21/09/2026
I would agree but for the britbong's second part lmao He needs to start just saying "the cabal", this is taking too long.
they're not clueless or misled or anything, they are being paid to do what they are doing. "winning" for their donor class is not winning elections, it is maintaining the status quo, which means aiming for a political deadlock where no ambitious policies can be enacted
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 21/09/2026
this is on the level of qanon shit
when the republicans are weak, the establishment dems will weaken themselves also so as to not win by too much. if they had future sight and knew which policies would result in a resounding victory and which would result in a nailbiter, they'd pick the nailbiter policies every time
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 19/09/2026
you might not like it but this is what peak character design looks like
a spriggan from final fantasy xiv, it looks like a bipedal rabbit made out of coal soot and is panicking after dropping their rockanother spriggan, this one perched above a huge rock
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 19/09/2026
when deer eat my strawberries
norg from final fantasy 8 saying this is his garden
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 19/09/2026
see you on the court, gamers
war hero brace belden holding a puppy
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 19/09/2026
when the bluesky user from portland is doing 70s-era maoism
those cartoon animals asking why you're white
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 19/09/2026
david letterman standing next to miku, having some kind of out of body experience, he knows he's fucking done with this
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 17/09/2026
you know what we're doing this weekend
steam download progress for the system shock 2 remaster
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 17/09/2026
a classic twitter post from 2016 from user david thorpe

the reason cats are so pissy is because they're god's perfect killing machines but they only weight 8 lbs and we keep picking them up and kissing them
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 17/09/2026
once again, invest in olive consumer futures for a guaranteed return
an october 2, 2025 post from bluesky user olive consumer

how is everyone continually surprised that hasan piker seems dumb as hell
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 17/09/2026
yuigoh saying it should have been me
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 16/09/2026
i think it's fine to make fun of the guy who promoted his flesh ketchup bottle
ed sheeran's horrid heinz ketchup tattoo next to an even more vile ketchup bottle which looks like it's made from his skinned hide
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 15/09/2026
jeremy renner with a darkly impish smile
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 14/09/2026
an ominously glowing figure sitting in a restaurant booth
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 11/09/2026
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 10/09/2026
Dear men, what is preventing you from looking like this?
sylvester stallone's spangled, fringed outfit from rhinestone
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 09/09/2026
this fucking guy, however,
civ 7's genghis khan, probably getting pissed off because he decided to expand his borders to yours and somehow that's your fault
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 07/09/2026
IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER
a post from olive consumer, a month ago

PREDICTION: 2028 will feature a shocking return to the fore by macklemore with the song of the summer, suggesting everything might work out fine after all

the song will be about palestine and, somehow, interracial marriage
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 07/09/2026
he's almost there, he has to keep going
that zombie from lifeforce, a movie you, the viewer of this jpeg, has definitely seen
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 05/09/2026
playing the civ 7 free week (it's pretty solid) and are you sure about that, man
napoleon saying the superior man is never in anyone's waynapoleon looking smugparis, a former capital, captured
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 05/09/2026
see: my prior take on nick shirley, a guy so stupid i think it might actually be sort of problematic to call him that
In the fascist quest for a man out of time, they have found a singular entity who could not be more possessed of the character of now.

Not just ignorant, but deeply stupid, almost mechanically incapable of stringing together linear thoughts, and baffled by the most basic functions of the world.
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