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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
god Kamario Taylor's a pure joy to watch
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Last nite’s show youtu.be/SwJP7TRrCaQ?...
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Back Table. Live. Antz
YouTube video by Ronnie Antz
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
since we know They gon whitewash that man’s record and character, remember that this is who he was and what he stood for. disrespectfully ❤️
mitch mcconnell standing in front of a large confederate flag.  beaming with happiness and pride.
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
did you know college football has no true fans
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
lol FIFA’s gone full Mississippi
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Men in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
THIS IS A REAL STATISTIC 🤯 Player-tracking data on Sofascore AND Fotmob confirm: Cape Verde goalkeeper Vozinha, 40, has attempted and completed more dribbles at the 2026 World Cup (1) than Portugal forward Cristiano Ronaldo (0).
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brad @bradshoup.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
CABO VERDE YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON! THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
WORLD'S #1 ARCHIPELAGO NOW AND FOREVER
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Shark on Fire
Alt: Shark on Fire
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I’m gonna need VAR to take a long walk off a short pier
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 30/06/2026
“This spring, the state-controlled St. Louis Board of Police Commissioners filed a lawsuit claiming that tens of millions of dollars from the city’s settlement with the National Football League over the departure of the Rams should be diverted to the police department.”
newrepublic.com
The St. Louis Cops Who Are Trying to Bleed Their City Dry
The police department already consumes the lion’s share of the city budget—and its own liabilities are burdening taxpayers with staggering costs.
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“How much is a magical world worth?” A beautiful thread about Cabo Verde, the Peace Corps, and the World Cup:
Jill Tucker
@jilltucker
X.com
If you ever doubt how magical this world is, one day you will decide to go to a World Cup watch party in Oakland that you found online to root for a country where you spent two years trying to coax English out of the mouths of Cape Verdean teenagers. 1/7
11:42 AM • 6/25/26 • 670K ViewsJill Tucker
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And at the watch party you will ask the organizer if he's from Cape Verde. He will say yes, from Praia. And you'll say oh! I lived there for two years. I was a teacher. And he will ask, "What's your name?" You will tell him and he will say,
"You were my teacher."
CABO VERDE
11:43 AM • 6/25/26 • 92K ViewsJill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h
And across 30+ years and 6,000 miles you will hug a now man who tried to find you and remembered the songs you taught him and his classmates and he will apologize for how badly behaved they all were. And you will laugh and try not to cry and gape in wonder at at this crazy world.

Jill Tucker
@jilltucker
X.com
You will remember how much you love the World Cup. And what the Peace Corps meant to you. What those students, 40 to a class with no glass on the windows, meant to you.
11:43 AM • 6/25/26 • 62K ViewsJill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h
Ivan, the grown man with a touch of grey in his beard, will tell you later he has struggled to describe what it meant to him to meet again - that he shared our photo with classmates.
And when he returns from watching the Cabo Verde game, we will try to find the words together.

Jill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h And then you read that the US
House of Representatives will vote a day before that game on an amendment to eliminate the Peace Corps, which costs 1/6 the price of the Tomahawk missiles the US used in the war on Iran.

Jill Tucker @jilltucker •20h And you wonder: How much is a magical world worth?
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
they even brought out the "deal with it" glasses 😭
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
OH NAUR
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Stay tuned for the Bugs Bunny imitation at the end
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 13/06/2026
Scotland plays in the World Cup tonight, crank it up to a million
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Tomato Szn @bskylife.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Looked up the lyrics:
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Deke Fanboy (welcome back lad!) @sjbrewer.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Mexican fans spot a South Korean fan and immediately adopt him
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I wish objects had feelings and souls so I could kill them
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
he need to trademark this
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Shawn Hunter @sahunter.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Thicker than a Pixar mom lololol
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
E.M. Hudson @EMHudsonlives: 21h

Dudes can literally just sit around and name old sports players and just have the best time.

Kyle Boggs @kgboggs : 4h

Decades of gender/sexuality research tell us this is a “dude” thing because some men still don’t have social permission to create direct bonds with other men; those bonds have to be indirect through sports talk, women, etc, which is one of many ways heteropatriarchy hurts men too

@crashx55
Replying to @kgboggs and @EMHudsonlives

Any relation to Wade Boggs?
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New American Pathways @newap-georgia.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
GOOD MORNING. The 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl is now live. #CharitibundiBowl www.edsbscharitybowl.com
edsbscharitybowl.com
EDSBS Charity Bowl 2026
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
hey if you think you're mad now just wait til tomorrow morning when we find out who all made money off this
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
We choose to go to the moon, not because it is easy but because you've seen the other shit this country spends tax money on. At least going to the moon is cool.
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👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
8. MICK FOLEY. MICK FUCKIN' FOLEY. Mick Foley is the toughest motherfucker on the planet. He should be dead. He volunteers every week for the Rape, Assault and Incest National Network. He's raised over $140,000 for it. Read this article about how he met Tori Amos and tell me you didn't cry.
slate.com
Wrestling legend Mick Foley explains how Tori Amos changed his life.
I can still remember the first time I heard Tori Amos. It was the fall of 1993, and I was in the back of a colossal '79 Lincoln Coupe Mark V,...
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 17/03/2026
America has been too dependent on the benevolence of the oligarchs only to be surprised by their immorality
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Oh, hello, I didn’t see you there [casually adjusting smoking jacket] much much much much MUCH more on this later but 🌟 the 2026 #CharitibundiBowl kicks off on Monday morning, April 20 🤑
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/02/2026
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
theonion.com
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Even more than usual I hope he fuckin dies
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Never forgiving a single one of the fucks responsible for this
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 25/02/2026
Saw this in Discord and it’s amazing
CRITICAL RACE THEORY?
BROTHER, EVERY RACE IS CRITICAL
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 23/02/2026
Kash Patel got his Make-a-Wish. You paid hundreds of thousands of dollars so he could cosplay as a gold medal winner with his hockey heroes. Dream weekend, very happy he could live out this fantasy @slate.com slate.com/culture/2026...
slate.com
Kash Patel and the U.S. Men’s Hockey Team Deserve Each Other
These Olympics were joyful and uplifting. Then the FBI director showed up.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
The FBI Director, everyone. You paid for it.
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 20/02/2026
This is such sad news. Wes worked so hard. He always talked so much about his family. Prayers with them.
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🎃ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴 ℑ𝔞𝔫👻 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Last night a Skyrizi commercial came on the TV and the Dad and daughter are playing football and the play he dials up for her is... HALFBACK DRAW?!? Possibly the most insane play to run in backyard football?? "Kaghleigh, get over here, I'm going to force the invisible lineman to commit to the pass."
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 03/02/2026
I wrote, and also listicled, about Melania
theringer.com
I Watched ‘Melania’ in a Theater at 11:35 a.m. So You Don’t Have To
The snacks were horrendous. The movie was worse. But the airless luxury of Amazon's new project makes it an important cultural artifact for our political reality.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
"this quarterback's faith is not important to him, in fact he has none, he's cursing god and turning from the light armed with the rage of knowing he's boiling slowly in the cauldron of time with no redemption, back to you, Chris"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
NFL’s New Overtime Rules

- First possession per team
- Which comes first: score or possession
- If coin flip is heads, elect to kick or receive. Same if tails, once possessions
- If a field goal is kicked on first possession, team on field must acquiesce

Designed by Jon. Share with your friends if you found this helpful!
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
If you vote for Gavin Newsom, I will kick you in the fucking dick, if you give a dollar to Matt Yglesias, I will kick you in the fucking dick, there is no negotiation with fascism, you do not need advice on fighting a dragon from someone who’s never even smelled the fire
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I’ve started using the term “ethnic cleansing campaign” to describe the ICE occupation here in Minnesota. This is deliberate because the reality on the ground is that, at a given moment, any non-white person can be kidnapped by masked federal paramilitaries regardless of their constitutional rights.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
weeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww preownedairboats.com/products/mus...
preownedairboats.com
MUSIC CITY MEMORIES STICKER
WEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
“Miami will likely be an underdog against Indiana for the national title,” he said, pouring himself a pint glass of pure ketamine
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
HELL YEAH GET A COLD ONE CURT
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Homefield @homefield.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I’ve seen enough. Homefield Magic is real
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
startribune.com
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I will hit Falcon Punch forty times in a row because like Mike Bobo I understand the importance of establishing it
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