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ed @macaulaybalkan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hank Hill looking at an iMac
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ed @macaulaybalkan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Doesn’t matter that RATM are 35 years old if you’re 21
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ed @macaulaybalkan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s easy to forget that some people are merely ‘young’
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Even time I think Philly fan reactions can't get better, they raise the bar (via CBS Philly)
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 03/10/2026
How many local models do you run?

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In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack th Show more
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Pope, would you please shut the fuck up about matters you do not understand? You're not an Ai influencer, no one elected you, and you have absolutely no weight in this debate and you're being used as a mouthpiece to sway public opinion. how many local models do you run?
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026
tracing Japanese managers challenging an ump’s call, I’ve watched this 500x
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ed @macaulaybalkan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 30/09/2026
A GROWN ADULT WITH THE SAME RIGHTS AS YOU: (clapping hands) haha! Wow! Yes!
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Parrot Lying
Parrot Lying
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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ed @macaulaybalkan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
found myself googling 'Mulan cast' and, frankly, lmao
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 02/09/2026
This game is going to make a trillion dollars
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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ed @macaulaybalkan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I understand that - my point is that i had more skill and more luck than the average by a large margin, and yet I solved it in more turns than the average.
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ed @macaulaybalkan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I’m not a regular wordle user but can someone explain what the fuck is going on here
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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ed @macaulaybalkan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Only one?
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ed @macaulaybalkan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Counterpoint; I can and I shall
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i regard water as dry
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 29/07/2026
A scene from The Odyssey where Penelope stands before the suitors, but Tim Robinson has been added in. It’s a reference to I Think You Should Leave. Penelope says “Ronnie, I feel like you’re just here for the zip line” and Tim Robinson says “what?”
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Go, Robo.
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ed @macaulaybalkan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
very funny to see emily wilson giving people permission to make elon musk 'historical accuracy' arguments about the odyssey movie, but From The Left
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ed @macaulaybalkan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Or Michael Haneke movies for Matthew Reilly readers
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ed @macaulaybalkan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I went back and forth for a long time whether Nolan is 'smart guy's dumb guy' or 'dumb guy's smart guy'. The Odyssey made clear it's the latter
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ed @macaulaybalkan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
a friend of mine who writes really good novels says that if you're too smart you'll never sell a lot of books. That applies triple to movies and Nolan is precisely the right amount of Dumb Guy
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ed @macaulaybalkan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
not the point but "ausalert" is the most eight fuckwits in a room with no cocaine' name in history
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ed @macaulaybalkan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
phoen
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Pᴜʀᴇ Dᴇᴀᴅ Gᴀᴍɪɴɢ @puredeadgaming.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Still can't believe this made it to prime time. On a Nintendo platform no less 😂
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
very funny that after all the “Emily Wilson is going to longhouse Western Civilization with her woke Odyssey”, Emily Wilson herself is like “yeah, a bit too much ‘healing trauma’ and not enough ‘relishing in the blood of your enemies’ in the new movie”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/07/2026
“Despite our security team’s best efforts, a loincloth-wearing invader with the handle TwinkPunisher was able to gain access to the shoot through the use of a Festering Bloody Finger, disrupting production for the foreseeable future,” said a spokesperson for the studio
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A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set
BLÁSKÓGABYGGÐ, ICELAND—Expressing regret that the interruption would delay the highly anticipated video game adaptation, the producers of A24’s upcoming Elden Ring film announced Tuesday that the proj...
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ed @macaulaybalkan.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
best bit of the avengers trailer is thor saying "all the heroes in this film suck shit compared to the old ones. The old ones are all dead"
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
watching the avengers trailer and i think being a millenial is just going to be “you love remembering shit don’t you you stupid apes” for the rest of my life
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Phineas, a corpse @phineas.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Incredible that The Hobbit is three movies and The Odyssey is one movie
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Carol Almeida 🇵🇸 @caroltypes.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Lamine Yamal é campeão da Copa do Mundo.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
They’ve obviously got to redo this after the final with whoever loses in the tub
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ed @macaulaybalkan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My favourite thing: sad English people
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Apollo gift of prophecy
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ed @macaulaybalkan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
popovich is gonna sub this guy in to take pens
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ed @macaulaybalkan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
what's the point in deconsecrating it then
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