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I'm a simple cow, living a simple life, But sometimes I feel exploited

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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 8h
tonight a seccy shone his torch in my eyes and it made me horny and it felt like it unlocked a whole suitcase i havent even begun to unpack
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 8h
why does a video essay about why 24 is probbo make me wanna fuck kief more
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 8h
i feel like also at least two members of an Australian alternative comedy music trio don't understand just how insane the head i give is or we woudlnt be in this predicament
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 8h
you dont understand i was born to be a groupie and now theyre all to scared because of woke
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 8h
cashposting will never be over because I'll always be grieving the chance to give him insane head. give me maybe 5 years till McDermott and Ferguson posting hits crazy hard
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 8h
i love tequila so much surely it will not hurt me in the way it historically has, every time
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 8h
being drunk feels so good then you remember what's about to happen when you fall asleep
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 8h
bsky.app/profile/m1lf...
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 8h
did you know: -there ain't no good in a evil hearted woman -i ain't cut out to be not jesse james -you don't got writing hot checks out in Mississippi -there ain't no good chain gang
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
wait, and married?
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
why is captain America dressed like johnny bravo
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Be the Fockers you wish to meet in the world
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
dont go chasing watersports, just stick to the fetishes and kinks that you're used to
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
hey cis autistic men how are you not making very deep voice sounds all the time this shit whips ass
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A modern-day warrior Mean, mean stride Today's Tom Sawyer Goes online
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i imagine you stand outside in a sandwich board telling people fun facts about the films theyre about to see
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
my grandfather put that stuff on everything, and used to cook for us when we went up the coast. was having a pasta marinara at a fancy place a while ago and thought "somethings missing" and when it dawned on me i realised i will never have class
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
awaking one morning from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed in your bed into a giant insect all by yourself, handsome?
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
last night i had really bad indigestion so i thought "fuck it, in for a penny in for a pound" and got a potato and sausage pizza and a chinotto and... it fixed it??? what else are doctors lying to us about
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Official Trailer for Butterfly Pavilion
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
its funny how telegram will tell you "this person in your contacts list just joined telegram" its like if Facebook told you "hey your friend over here's been getting real into pills lately
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Inspiring
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
oh, you thought cashposting was over? you fool, you imbecile
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
pro child-labour anthem, get rhythm
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
yanks will venerate johnny cash then mock the poms for eating beans for breakfast...
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
a hungry festy lonesome grot
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
its not the not getting jokes thats something else, its the not even being aware that you dont get jokes and making it someone elses problem. like i dont get jokes but i know that so when someone posts something that I'm not sure on i simply don't reply accusing them of defrauding me
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
best johnny cash lyric is "plastic forks are a dime a dozen, I'm a hungry nasty lonesome man"
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Frame #48400 from S05 -E01 - France Special - Part 1-629310
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
boner of a lonely fart
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
dont come the raw prawn with me
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i wont dox myself but theres a club near me where i can eat lobster with water views and also win a meat raffle and i think thats pretty special
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the second i put on a thumb ring my inner monologue is just "wow this thumb ring is so hot. i look so cool and sexy with my thumb ring"
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the most cutting words you can say to a man are "ease up big rig"
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
24 dollar airport bloody mary
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alexanderspivey.bsky.social @alexanderspivey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He hates the troops. That’s not why he’s canceled, that’s a good opinion. Just a little extra information on the guy
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
silas i missed the end of the stream did u splurge
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Bee Gees' "I Started A Joke") I'm buying a gun,
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
brother I'm communing with the currents
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you're near a body of water and you're not stoned youre only getting half the story
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my grandma told me the other day that she had to find special socks for my grandfather cause the seams annoyed him
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
me and my sister both answered "don't know" to "as a child, i was sensitive to strong smells" because we were not exposed to strong smells as children
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i think that some answers on autism diagnostic tests should automatically diagnose your parent.
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the fact that I'm in a town with a distillery that makes tequila and I'm drinking a casamigos rn... i wanna cry
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
, i imagine. I'm the tall person getting in the bivvy so i dont know
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
watching a tall person get in a bivvy is like watching a snake shed its skin in reverse
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lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
new drag name phil dykes
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