lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i wont dox myself but theres a club near me where i can eat lobster with water views and also win a meat raffle and i think thats pretty special 050
lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the second i put on a thumb ring my inner monologue is just "wow this thumb ring is so hot. i look so cool and sexy with my thumb ring" 040
lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the most cutting words you can say to a man are "ease up big rig" 050
Reposted by lavralexanderspivey.bsky.social @alexanderspivey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026He hates the troops. That’s not why he’s canceled, that’s a good opinion. Just a little extra information on the guy 0102
Reposted by lavrIain @iainnd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026(Bee Gees' "I Started A Joke") I'm buying a gun, 071
lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 29/09/2026if you're near a body of water and you're not stoned youre only getting half the story 130
lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i think that some answers on autism diagnostic tests should automatically diagnose your parent. 180
lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the fact that I'm in a town with a distillery that makes tequila and I'm drinking a casamigos rn... i wanna cry 040
lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 27/09/2026watching a tall person get in a bivvy is like watching a snake shed its skin in reverse 100
Reposted by lavrYour good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Yknow, baseball players these days all have very unusual names, very unusual. For example, on my team, Who is on first, What's on second and Chika Chika Slim Shady is on third 1144
lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 25/09/2026idk why but ive started doing trump voice at goose "there's never been a smaller baby. folks, he's so little" etc 160
lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 23/09/2026this whole time ive been like "laurie is a gender neutral name" and I'm only just now realising that laurences being called laurie is pretty much exclusively a country thing. ive never met a city man laurie. 120
lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 22/09/2026cant wait to eat my delicious dinner of ice cubes with salt on them and a hydralite iceblock 130
Reposted by lavrKeanu_reevebooks @jamesgameboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful circus!" And you may tell yourself, "These are not my beautiful monkeys!" 0379
lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 17/09/2026the reason I'm so filled with self loathing is that i learned all the words to this as a teenager 020
lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 16/09/2026yesterday i said to a guy "you know that siouxsie and the banshees song dear prudence?" and he got really mad for some reason 190
lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 15/09/2026sitting on the bus looking like sour candy homer because i accidentally put peppermint lip balm on chapped lips 030
lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"frothing up some soap is too difficult, what if we put a strip of slime at the top of every razor that goes all stringy and gross and clogs the blades?"-some asshole Gillette or whatever in the 80's 060
lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 15/09/2026goose watching my chronic cystitis ass not make it to the toilet after i just yelled at him for pissing on the floor 010
lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i had only seen stills from the elizabeth holmes thing and this whole time i thought it was a biopic/crime thriller where they had done some fucked up computer stuff to an actress to try and make her look like holmes but thats really what a real human looks like huh 080
lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 14/09/2026for some reason binge has married... with children and for some reason i have binge so i decided to watch the pilot and i dont understand why this man doesnt want to fuck leela. was it relatable to not want to fuck your hot wife in the late 80's? 160
lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 12/09/2026the cool thing about plex is my friends can see how mentally unwell i am 181
lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 11/09/2026rewriting luck of Lucien by a tribe called quest as luck of gucien and its about him 040
lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 10/09/2026you cant find irish moss cough syrup no more. whats the go with that. 000
lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 09/09/2026feel like pure shit just want her* back *the simpsons: tapped out 010
lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 09/09/2026the thing about being single is who do you go "oouuuygggggghhhhh" at when youre sick 060
lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 09/09/2026good news guys we've finally found an image to replace pig shitting on own balls 081
lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 07/09/2026air purifiers should be able to differentiate between good particles and bad particles. if i spray eucalyptus oil to banish the snot gremlins it should only suck up the green particles and not the eucalyptus particles 140
lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 07/09/2026i dont care that goose tries to establish dominance by humping whatever appendage he can get near like if you wanna be the man of the house whatever i just wish he wouldn't bite me 110
lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 06/09/2026helloooeee. I'm Australian youtube maaaaaan. all my sentences end with 2-5 seconds of vocal fryyyyyy. i exaggerate my accent to get views from yaaaaanksss 1111
Reposted by lavrdownchasm @downchasm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026doctors said my heart cannot withstand another psychobilly freakout 48417
lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 01/09/2026i know theres much much bigger issues with fast fashion but i am SO TIRED of trying to alter and even iron clothes that are slightly not symmetrical. how are people getting a navy pleat in their pants these days when the fucken side seams dont line up 040
lavr @m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 31/08/2026anyone else remember the show "baggage" with jerry springer? i desperately need to talk about "baggage" to somebody 110
