LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 11hDIGGER is certainly something. A movie that seems to be processing itself in real time. Cruise actually letting a director use him for the first time in a while. No running or motorcycling. And because of spoiler requests, it's like Scientology - you have to pay to find out what it's REALLY about. 010
Reposted by LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plzJill Pantozzi @jillpantozzi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Well, it happened to me. Check out my brief investigation into TechBullion, content farms, and one completely made-up article. thenerdybird.com/thank-god-fo...thenerdybird.comThank God for Google Alerts - The Nerdy Bird"None of this Is true": AI, content farms, and one completely made-up article. 1265
Reposted by LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plzMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You know, if you *really* cared about the wellbeing of women in college, instead of carping about the statistically insignificant number of trans athletes in sports minding their own business, you’d be railing against these Cornell fraternity cretins who drugged and gang-raped a passed-out women: 39771962858
Reposted by LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plzSooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 04/08/2026"These DSA candidates will all LOSE in the mid-terms!" Ok so isn't your job to get out your Vote Blue No Matter Who memes as per fucking usual. And, if they lose, I trust you'll spend the next few years clucking at centrists who couldn't possibly vote for someone who didn't help kill kids? 019333
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 27/09/2026How'd that schoolyard song go? "Nobody loves me, everybody hates me..." 010
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 27/09/2026Watching PRIMETIME, I kept imagining Tommy Wiseau and Denny 010
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 26/09/2026The story famously about 12 year-olds killing themselves? Surely not... 020
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 26/09/2026Max Headroom needs to come out of retirement to rip on Tilly Norwood. 020
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 25/09/2026I am legitimately excited for Geta Gerwig's take on Narnia, but I also suspect we have once again lost a decent shot at getting the whole saga adapted. Here's why... lytrules.substack.com/p/how-narnia...lytrules.substack.comHow Narnia Should Be Adapted Correctly......and Netflix should have known it. 011
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 23/09/2026A belated review of Peter Cullen's final #Transformers performance lytrules.substack.com/p/optimus-pr...lytrules.substack.comOptimus Prime Awakening Review: Peter Cullen Becomes Robot JesusThe after-death adventure of Optimus Prime is a divine farewell to his beloved actor 011
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 23/09/2026If you are a Friday the 13th superfan, I have a question - please PM me. 012
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 23/09/2026Yes, when it comes to silver and the crucifixion, NOT selling out is exactly what comes to mind... 031
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 23/09/2026"William Shatner thinks Metallica song needed more pedophilia" is like a joke I'd have made on my '90s college radio show. rockcelebrities.net/william-shat...rockcelebrities.netWilliam Shatner: 'My Interpretation of 'Enter Sandman' Is It's a Child Molester That Has Written These Lyrics'William Shatner has offered a startlingly dark interpretation of Metallica’s “Enter Sandman” as he puts his own heavy metal spin on the iconic track. The Star Trek legend explained why he imagines the... 010
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 23/09/2026My not-Tim Crusie figure is on the way from Hasbro, just in time for me to post videos mocking his horrible press tour. lytrules.substack.com/p/hasbros-ne...lytrules.substack.comHasbro's New Action Man Looks Like Bootleg Tom CruiseWill Cobra and Doctor X fight him with body Thetans? 010
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 22/09/2026Rest assured, I only ever share requests for funds that I have vetted. This is real. 145
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 21/09/2026So, there's an issue with Meryl Streep voicing a male cartoon lion, because the character is male and therefore must be voiced by a man? I have some bad news about literally nearly every animated boy cartoon character you've ever watched... 010
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 21/09/2026Pathetically embarrassing that the line the media finally draws against Trump is him taking their access to him away. 120
Reposted by LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plzBrendan Hay @bhay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Rob Bonta also settled the state’s lawsuit with Jason Voorhees, allowing him to finalize his machete’s merger with teenage heads. 192
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 21/09/2026I reviewed the remake of The Room, because who else would? lytrules.substack.com/p/the-room-r...lytrules.substack.comThe Room Returns Review: Hi Mark’s the SpotBob Odenkirk’s the Joker to Say “Wiseau Serious?” 121
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 21/09/2026Literally anything can be made today if you have the money. There's no content restriction on that. It just won't necessarily get distribution, which you never had any guaranteed right to. 101
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 21/09/2026I was supposed to see The Odyssey today at CityWalk. You'd think people paying a premium to do so wouldn't want to miss a moment, but 20 minutes into the movie, assholes still climbing over us to get to seats, putting flashlights on to check the numbers, kicking our stuff...we left. Be forewarned. 000
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 20/09/2026I got screeners for the whole Carrie series, but after the first episode, I decided I didn't need to see any more. The lead actress was good as a homeschooled teen, but they never make Carrie correctly plus-size, and the way Ep 1 ended just felt like lame one-upmanship. 011
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 20/09/2026Ask them about their credit card bills... 000
Reposted by LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plzAdrienne @adriennebobadrian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Those of us around in 2005 will remember him bragging that he bought an ultrasound machine and daily used it on Katie Holmes all by his untrained self. Same exact vibe. 2249
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 20/09/2026The trench run climax is the least interesting part of it. 051
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 19/09/2026As a kid, I'd probably have been mad that Greta Gerwig is doing a personal take on Narnia. As an adult, I kinda love it. (and that's despite HATING Little Women) 110
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 18/09/2026Tom Cruise legit thinks that it's a good thing, to be proud of, that he bullied his makeup team - who are probably not allowed to say no to him - into working five times as fast to put on his old-man makeup every morning. Here's a thought: just take off all the "young-man" makeup you wear normally. 000
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 17/09/2026So is Aslan a male-presenting lion with a female voice? Artwork shows a mane. I think that's actually kinda cool for those who truly believe God doesn't have a gender. 000
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 17/09/2026Worth the wait: My review of Resident Evil 2026, from a guy who didn't hate all the previous ones. lytrules.substack.com/p/resident-e...lytrules.substack.comResident Evil 2026 Review: Deliver Us an EvilFittingly, a movie about a courier brings back the franchise goods 021
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 17/09/2026Did the makers of the new #Transformers short "Optimus Prime: Awakening" know Peter Cullen was dying when they made it? Because it's a perfect, heartbreaking sendoff for him, right when Hasbro was starting to apologize for the Character's first death. 020
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 14/09/2026I'm as big a horror fan as anyone I know, so c'mon, now: Friday the 13th is not some piece of holy writ that's sacred and untouchable. It's a cheap Halloween knockoff with really shaky continuity that lucked into an iconic killer look three movies in. Fun, but not immortal canon. 010
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 12/09/2026Few Dem voters would say "Oh, sure they're segregationist, but we need them for a majority in the senate." Yet they will say that about transphobes. All Dems should ask themselves where they draw the line, and why. 000
Reposted by LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plzbeccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026leonardo dicaprio just broke up with 9/11 333069668
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 11/09/2026Some recent essays I did for Laemmle, appreciating their newer releases, are linked here. These are not reviews with grades, but analyses of strengths. lytrules.substack.com/p/laemmle-li...lytrules.substack.comLaemmle Linkage Love: Filipinana, The Cycle of Love, Colors of Time and MoreThe Cycle of Love and How to Divorce During the War 001
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 11/09/2026"I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer" 000
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 11/09/2026I used to work for this guy. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...hollywoodreporter.comThe Investor Who’s Convinced That Pokémon Cards Will Be Currency After an ApocalypseA chat with Peter Levin, founder of venture firm Griffin Gaming Partners, on Hollywood's forays into the trading card business and how he curates his own 500,000-plus card collection. 000
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 11/09/2026Muppet Wrestling Federation. JP Gross is the Vince-like promoter, Kermit is a Jim Ross-like commentator and head of talent relations. Boom. Done. 000
Reposted by LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plzC. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"The mission of the Writers’ Access Support Staff Training Program is to provide writers who are BIPOC, LGBTQ+, disabled writers, and writers over the age of 50 with the tools and education to become a writers’ assistant and script coordinator." Apply below! www.wgfoundation.org/programs/wri...wgfoundation.orgWriters' Access Support Staff Training Program — The Writers Guild FoundationThe Writers’ Access Support Staff Training Program is a community program initiative to support the full inclusion and employment of underrepresented groups in the television industry, providing write... 919279
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 10/09/2026Here's a roundup of some of my recent listicles for TVLIne. Lots of superheroes, best NBC shows of all time, and kinda randomly, M*A*S*H lytrules.substack.com/p/tv-listicl...lytrules.substack.comTV Listicle Catchup: Super Lantern M*A*S*H, EnnnBeeeSEEEEE!Some of my most recent features from elsewhere for your perusal 010
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 10/09/20262018 viewers: "Netflix made She-Ra too gay!" '80s She-Ra... 041
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 10/09/2026The original She-Ra cartoon makes so much more sense now. I never understood how the Horde could be fascists who control everything, and idiots and cowards whose stuff never works. Now I get it. Plus season 1 ep 10 has them basically using Agent Orange on the rebels. Shit does get dark in subtext. 020
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 10/09/2026Gorilla Monsoon-ass wanna be. 000
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 09/09/2026If you want proof that "neither left NOR right" usually means right, look at all the rightists who used to champion Trey Parker and Matt Stone saying it, and finding out now that they actually meant it. 020
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 08/09/2026She-ra just transformed her sword into an ice-maker. Even by the standards of this cartoon, that's far-fetched. 000
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 07/09/2026I'm not a Zach Cregger fan, but the last Resident Evil movie was pretty game-faithful and everyone but me hated it. 110
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 07/09/2026If space force is gonna look like the First Order, let's be honest about its leader. 000
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 07/09/2026IS GOD IS now on Prime -- functions as both a Black take on Kill Bill and a horror movie that literalizes emotional scars, sick burns, and abuse into physical violence. Dunno if I love it, but I definitely like it. 000
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 05/09/2026When I was a kid in Ireland, every single cat I had was run over by a car because of this. Keeping it indoors was never even considered. 000
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 05/09/2026It's good timing for the New Day to have to change their name right after a successful Spider-man movie uses it (and presumably now dominates search results) 010
LYT - Subscribe for free to my Substack plz @lytrules.substack.com · 03/09/2026I'm sure it's because the game's final chapter isn't done yet, but it's insane that the Poppy Playtime movie is taking so long to meet the moment that the successes of Five Nights at Freddy's and Backrooms have prepared for it. 000