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they/them, it/its, barely she/her <3 grey, <3 nyx BLM, Free Palestine, ACAB. dont follow if any of these dont apply. america sux

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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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The Hopeless Romantics COMMS OPEN 4/4 -READ ROMANCE REF- @hopelessromantics.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
DO YOUR STRETCHES AND THANK ME LATER
An image that shows many different stretches to help relieve carpal tunnel syndrome symptoms
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In her statement on the ICE shooting in New York, AOC specifically calls out Target. The congresswoman demands that the mega-corporation stop allowing ICE to stage paramilitary raids from its parking lots. migrantinsider.com/p/aoc-to-tar...
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AOC to Target: Stop Lending Your Bronx Parking Lots to ICE
After federal agents fired into a car with a 5-year-old in the back seat, Ocasio-Cortez names the retailer that lawmakers say gave ICE a place to wait.
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lou-ellen 🎃 @louceph.com · 30/11/2024
song i heard in a dream about an old game that would perform a virtual tarot reading and then effect you in real life
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a chimpanzee in an enclosure is sitting on the ground and painting abstract streaks of color on a canvas lying in the grass. Panel 2: a couple is standing outside the enclosure, looking in. The girl says about the painting chimpanzee, “aww, that’s cute.” Panel 3: the chimpanzee is alone in his dimly lit studio, head in hands, holding a lit cigarette. He looks completely dejected, feeling misunderstood. There is a pair of glasses, a glass of whisky, crumpled paper, and an unfinished painting laid out on the desk in front of him. The walls and floor space of his studio are covered in his abstract paintings on canvases and paper. There is also a marble sculpture of a banana beside him.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i resent how there's a stable of a couple dozen dudes whose whole thing is 'has a racist blog' & they regularly get mainstream newspaper and magazine profiles. i have trouble keeping track of them all, i'm like 'what did he do again' & check his wikipedia & it's ah, has a racist blog, that's all
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
HUGE: Spain’s biggest unions have announced a nationwide general strike over housing issues on November 11, just two weeks before a newly called snap election. /1
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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lewys @generalquixote.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is what is continuing to happen in Palestine while useless spineless cretins sitting comfortably in the West continue to fingerwag about calling the ideology behind these murders what it is
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Jason Steele @filmcow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Last year I released an 18 minute short film called “lamp.” Today I’ve launched a Kickstarter to make a feature-length version. This will be my third feature film, and the second to star an object of home decor. If you’ve enjoyed my work in the past, please consider backing!
kickstarter.com
lamp: the feature film
A lamp sits on a table. Most of the time, the lamp is off. Sometimes, however...
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At least $260 billion in data center projects have been cancelled so far this year due to local organizing and opposition, according to Heatmap. heatmap.news/daily/260-bi...
heatmap.news
Exclusive: Data Center Cancellations Top $260 Billion in 2026
Local opposition has exacted a much higher cost for developers than has been previously understood, according to new Heatmap Pro survey of public records and financial information.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The workers who make Dungeons & Dragons and Magic: The Gathering are unionizing. The teams behind these famous games would join United Wizards of the Coast, a union established earlier this year by Magic: The Gathering Arena developers in partnership with the Communication Workers of America.
kotaku.com
The Dungeons & Dragons And Magic: The Gathering Teams Are Forming A Union - Kotaku
If successful, this unionization effort would bring almost every Wizards of the Coast IP under union representation
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/10/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch
But the helmet has gold decoration, and the bespoke armorers had made a new gleaming breastplate with useless gold ornamentation on it. Sam Vimes felt like a class traitor every time he wore it. He hated being thought of as one of those people that work stupid ornamental armor. It was gilt by association.
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Kybosh @kybosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I like seeing the dev of the SNES core on the Pocket actually telling one of these dudes off. Holy shit.
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Experimental MSU-1 streami. #123
nasonliu wants to merge 2 commits into a
agg23 commented yesterday
If it works, that's pretty cool; I didn't think
would ever see this implemented (I also didn't
expect LLMs to exist).
However, this is not something you can PR
here, or anywhere. You sent me a nearly 50k
line diff, unasked for, completely LLM built, and
you somehow expect me to review it. There is
SO MUCH unrelated garbage here. Never
minding all of the docs and Python, you've
somehow touched basically all of the upstream
HDL, which already had MSU1 support, so idk
what in the world you're doing.
This kind of behavior is not acceptable. You are
infringing on the time and brainpower of people
by pushing "your" content that little/no of your
brainpower went into; completely unrequested.
I hope for the sake of all responsible
maintainers that you do not do such a thing
again.
Again, I think it's cool that you and your LLM
supposedly got this to work. It has no place in
my world.
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Logan @bulklogan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wendy Carlos in front of a synthesizer with 50 bazillion wires and knobs
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 06/10/2026
Every hour on the hour, a huge truck, made entirely of pressed ham, lumbers its way across dog heaven—and all the car chasers can decide for themselves whether or not to participate.
Every hour on the hour, a huge truck, made entirely of pressed ham, lumbers its way across dog heaven—and all the car chasers can decide for themselves whether or not to participate.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Imperial Noble Consort of the Four Heirs has abruptly lost the Emperor’s favor. The Inner Court is stunned…
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 04/10/2026
Darrell suspected someone had once again slipped him a trick spoon with the concave side reversed.
Darrell suspected someone had once again slipped him a trick spoon with the concave side reversed.
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PJ Harvey Dent @bsakat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wendy Carlos should be on the 20 dollar bill. There should be a 50-foot-tall, solid-gold statue of her in Pawtucket. You should be able to buy all her albums in any format you want and a line of custom branded synths. She should be a household name along with Bob Moog.
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CushionySleet90 @cushionysleet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have an image for this i made ages ago
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Spider's nest tw:arachnophobia
a diorama cutaway of a nerdy bedroom for a giant spider girl
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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Holly @hollowtones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Development of tool usage
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romeo @kindestegg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
AMERICANS PLEASE READ THIS: feel a bit awkward doing this, but i have seen no posts similar to this and couldnt figure out how else to put this out there so. i NEED you to care about whats happening in brazil, because it affects you, directly
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More Perfect University @mpuniversity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@aoc.bsky.social: We must abolish ICE. "These black box detention centers are for-profit institutions... that's why they're going after every man, woman and child that is engaging in productive activity... because the CEOs of GEO Group & CoreCivic have profits to post."
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☀️kit @miqosquat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I got u bro
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All serious like I’m making an actual point: when are democrats gonna go back to lip service and pablum instead of making concrete promises
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HUGE: Autozone workers just won the first ever union at the company. Despite Autozone spending an estimated $210,696 and using every tactic in the book to stop just 11 workers from forming a union, the small shop in New York chose to unionize today. These workers will now join the @uaw.org.
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Holly @hollowtones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wait it's fat girl fall. Let's go. Begins getting stronger
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
"Selling Out Is Bad" is a valuable concept and despite all the baggage and bullshit and elitism it could contain it's actually really good to reinforce the ideal that having integrity when it matters, especially when it hurts, is what good/cool people do. Should be adapted instead of jettisoned.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 24/09/2026
Banksy 🤝 Macklemore “we have to separate the art from the artist”
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Maria BOO!stillos @mariabustillos.com · 24/09/2026
Aaron Swartz is no longer here to tell us what he saw like twenty years ago. futurism.com/artificial-i...
Swartz had been batchmates with Altman in the inaugural class of 2005 at the Silicon Valley incubator Y Combinator, and warned his friends about Altman shortly before his passing.

“You need to understand that Sam can never be trusted,” he told one confidante. “He is a sociopath. He would do anything.”
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BREAKING: The state of New York is suing Polymarket, claiming the company operates an illegal gambling platform in violation of state gambling laws.
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Command Zoe🔜PAX Unplugged @commandzoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wow its so crazy how this only seems to happen to trans people and not the side wishing LITERAL GENOCIDE on us. #freethebugs is back ig. Let my friend out of mod jail. This is so ridiculous.
a discord screenshot of bugs showing they got suspended again
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lou-ellen 🎃 @louceph.com · 24/09/2026
planes are some of the safest places in the world, not because pilots are highly trained but because to the enlightened plane fetishist pilot, every plane is a wife that needs to be protected
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 23/09/2026
How entomologists pass away
How entomologists pass away
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Seattle just became the first city to pass a ban on surveillance pricing by grocery stores. The City Council passed a proposal stopping large grocery stores and online grocery retailers from using race, gender, browsing history, employment, or AI software to change prices from consumer to consumer.
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 22/09/2026
Evolution of the dog
Evolution of the dog
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 22/09/2026
Night of the Living Dead Chipmunks
Night of the Living Dead Chipmunks
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水泥小猫 @depravedstar.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
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The Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 22/09/2026
I must once again emphasize that if you are putting art on the internet, you need your own website in case some fucking management ghoul decides the platform they paid too much money for isn't worth how much they paid for it
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nothing is a cognitohazard. You are just mentally gumptionless.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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