Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 6hShane Gillis has an extra chromosome and that extra chromosome has an extra chromosome. It’s why he doubles down on such stupid jokes. 000
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 26/08/2026New running bit where I refuse to do any work anyone asks me to do ever again and cite the passing of Dolly Parton as the reason. 000
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I encourage you all to stream folk punk music videos on YouTube while you nap so those kids can buy PBR and cigarettes. Thanks in advance. 021
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 01/08/2026In 2011 I was hit by a car and had a broken skull. My brain was bleeding. I had to take 2 life flights to get home. I still can’t smell or taste most things, but I didn’t decide to exploit the legal system for my personal gain because I would rather be dead than talk to a personal injury lawyer. 010
Reposted by Lung BiscuitMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Heads up: Taylor Farms lettuce is sold under these brand names: Marketside (sold at Walmart) Earthbound Farm (owned by Taylor Farms) Cross Valley Farms (owned by US Foods) Private labels for Target, Whole Foods (365), and Amazon Fresh. AVOID ALL OF THEM 705131636661
Reposted by Lung BiscuitMassimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Dogs and their skill of befriending literally everything. Original post 944031686
Reposted by Lung BiscuitMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 23/07/2026They say that admitting you are obsessed with Jimothy, the raccoon with Shortened Spine Syndrome, is the 1st step to recovery... 448134501620
Reposted by Lung Biscuit𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 23/07/2026BREAKING: Canine delivers strongest bipartisan statement of the year. 460162713328
Reposted by Lung BiscuitHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Belgium trolled the US with a savage two-word message after knocking them out of the World Cup: “Overturn this.” 489139392380
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Congrats to T-Swift on killing everyone at her wedding. 001
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Could there ever be a show that captures a cultural moment as accurately as Portlandia nailed hipsterism? Or did irony-based humor kill irony? Like kids are wearing mullets and windbreakers in earnest today, and it’s throwing me because we did that shit to be clowns. 000
Reposted by Lung Biscuit𝔩𝓏𝓏𝑦 - 𝔦 𝔞𝔪 𝔣𝔩𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 @autisticizzy.bsky.social · 29/05/2026My son grew potatoes as an experiment at school and came home with a small bag of the harvest he managed to get which he used to make baked potatoes for dinner. I am proud of my son. 🥰 20710216380
Reposted by Lung BiscuitPaulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 25/05/2026In honor of the true heroes on this Memorial Day, I fixed it. #DonaldTrump #MemorialDay 871213396310
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Data center pattern baldness. Trying to make it stick. 000
Reposted by Lung BiscuitThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/05/2026SPOTTED in rural Tennessee: “Iran your gas prices up” sticker⛽️ 842622606
Reposted by Lung BiscuitAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/05/2026So once applications open for the $1.7B slush fund, we're all going to apply and break their portal, right? 1477173764271
Reposted by Lung BiscuitAmber Woods @amberspeaks.bsky.social · 19/05/2026After reading the Epstein files something in me broke for good. I have no desire to watch Hollywood worship itself ever again. The red carpets, the galas, the celebrity machine — it all feels next level grotesque now. 🧵 39371311962
Reposted by Lung BiscuitThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14/05/2026This is amazing - @kevinolearytv 🤡 is fearmongering about Chinese agents opposing his giant Utah data center… but it’s 2 young local girls in Utah who hilariously call him (and his “dumbass hat”) out👇🏽 Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DYU074V... 1609186736862
Reposted by Lung BiscuitElon Musk's Jet Tracking @elonjet.net · 13/05/2026N628TS Took off from Austin, Texas, United States. 1306
Reposted by Lung Biscuitbxbx4.bsky.social @bxbx4.bsky.social · 09/05/2026bsky.app/profile/murs... 041
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Supreme courts are funny because they’re like “you didn’t follow the made up rules when you were making up made up rules” Seems obvious to go with the rules that benefit the most people, but 4-6 people can disagree, and then we all get $8.00 gas and child sex traffickers. 000
Reposted by Lung BiscuitAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 08/05/2026When people ask me why I never liked Joe Rogan… 2483071918
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 06/05/2026American Fascists can’t even make the trains run on time. 000
Reposted by Lung BiscuitElon Musk's Jet Tracking @elonjet.net · 03/05/2026N628TS Landed in Hawthorne, California, United States. Apx. flt. time 56 min. 44011
Reposted by Lung BiscuitCandyce 🌊💙🩵 Want New Blue Connections? Follow Me 😊 @candycemv1.bsky.social · 27/04/2026🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️ 149112612115
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 27/04/2026My girlfriend was on the phone with her parents when her mom casually mentioned that she had backed over her dad with the truck. He’s OK, but the lack of surprise from anyone was telling. 000
Reposted by Lung BiscuitKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/03/2026They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me. 329203353674
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 15/02/2026@nbcolympics.bsky.social needs to stop showing that guy who got his ass beat in a fight he had no business in while I’m trying to watch actual athletes. 002
Reposted by Lung BiscuitAin’t Complicit 🇺🇸 @charlene411.bsky.social · 11/02/2026was it him? was he smuggling it in his forehead?? 021
Reposted by Lung BiscuitThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23/01/2026What an embarrassing circus this regime is 🎪 23138461319
Reposted by Lung BiscuitMatt Gaetz Forehead @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social · 23/01/2026God bless Minnesota 24512
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Non NIL schools should just injure NIL players and rob their locker rooms. 000
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Had to cancel my @hiltonhonors.bsky.social because they decided to have Gestapo in their hotels, and that’s antithetical to my views on Nazis. 90,000 points was a tiny price to pay. 000
Reposted by Lung BiscuitBarack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy. 2812687506798
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Favorite sub genres of Netflix Christmas movies. • Rich girl and poor ski resort guy • Rich guy and poor small shop girl • Royal doppelgänger • Winery • Hired date • Exes forced together 000
Reposted by Lung BiscuitAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Mockler: It's honestly humiliating that other countries are treating our president like a child, like a baby. It's like if I created a peace prize and I gave it to myself. I'm like, I'm just going to keep this medal on all night. Our president is an actual child 632153823946
Reposted by Lung BiscuitRiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 15/11/2025florence pew: thread 541840522
Reposted by Lung BiscuitBenjamin Strick @bendobrown.bsky.social · 23/11/2025X rolled out a new feature overnight showing where accounts are based. This network of “Trump-supporting independent women” that claimed to be “real Americans” are based in Thailand. The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people. 17965162469
Reposted by Lung BiscuitLuca Migo @victinibcn.bsky.social · 23/11/2025In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood. 801180685716
Reposted by Lung BiscuitT. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 23/11/2025These people are deep into committing election fraud, so they assume everyone else is too "Every accusation is a confession" remains undefeated 16566167
Reposted by Lung BiscuitGet To Know Nature @gettoknownature.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Incoming! A Purple Sandpiper doing an impression of a helicopter? For #PhotoFailFriday #WorstBirdPic #birds 🌿 21389
Reposted by Lung BiscuitPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 17/11/2025women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.vanityfair.comOlivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive ExcerptShe flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth. 25296761233
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Watching The Revolution on PBS, but I already know that breaking the chains of empire resulted in the chains of capital being violent and belligerent for centuries. 000
