Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Congrats to T-Swift on killing everyone at her wedding. 001
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 05/07/2026She could have killed everyone there dozens of times with her jet emissions, so probably good you missed it. 000
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Data center pattern baldness. Trying to make it stick. 000
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 04/12/2025This is the guy Hugh Jackman is playing in Song Sung Blue. 🤷♂️ 121
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 05/11/20253654 votes would be close to enough to win an election in Rice Lake, Wisconsin. 010
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Nobody is going to be into his personality or looks or eyeballs that can see in 3D, but using him for a private jet flight is fair. His gas station boner pills didn’t work and she went home untouched, so good for her. 000
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 21/10/2025If you know any aipac email addresses, you can sign them up for 12 emails per minute here. mailbait.info/run.html 000
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 17/10/2025New art. Share with your friends who have MAGA parents. 000
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 09/10/2025In 2008 my friends were at a college house party. Some shit went down, and we were instructed to take our wheelie cooler and get the fuck out. I saw an ad for this today, and I might have to go to some house parties. 010
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 18/09/2025I want a TV network that only has shows mocking Charlie Kirk’s death. 010
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 19/07/2025That he couldn’t do a custom painting himself proves he’s a talentless hack with no ability whatsoever at anything. I was 17 when I made this of me and 3 friends in the style of KOTH. Took 45 minutes. Nothing is hard unless you’re a conservative bitch boi. 280
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 11/06/2025You can RSVP to this with a fake email and phone number. 000
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Told Roy this is what it looks like when he screams at me. Now he’s mad. 000
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 08/06/2025She’s stuck like this. She won’t get up to fix it. 000
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Looking for one Travis Page. DA for 38th prosecutorial district. 020
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 04/06/2025I got these ads on Instagram for a music butt plug. • WTF? • Is this a joke? • Is it sexual assault to listen to someone’s music with my asshole without their consent? 000
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 05/05/2025If you WFH for so long that you finish DDD, you get rewarded with a bluey screen. 010
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Didn’t chairman Mao cause a famine this way? Answer: yes, he did. 0203
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Surprising no one. Probably super happy about things, but still can’t afford an internet connection. 010
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Country code 63? Are we getting the same Filipino scammer? 240
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 10/02/2025If you guys want to hear the dumbest takes on the halftime show, Nextdoor has you covered. 010
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Got these for evidence when it’s time to hang the Google execs. I’ll be using VPN until then. 020
Lung Biscuit @lungbiscuit.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Dan Quinn Dan-handled Dan Campbell yesterday, and every headline has dropped the ball. 111
