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@biscuit.dev
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Totally legit CEO of BLUE-SKY. iOS @ <place>, previously Twitter, Tumblr, etc. I like to goof around with technology & occasionally hack it. Formerly @lunchables.pizza

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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 10h
Transgender girls have a biological advantage at... winning homecoming queen? That's apparently what Clayton County Public Schools in Georgia believes. They have blocked a transgender girl from running for homecoming queen in her high school Subscribe to support our journalism.
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Georgia School Blocks Trans Homecoming Queen, Citing Title IX
A Georgia school district is saying Trump’s Title IX crackdowns means only cisgender women can run for Homecoming Queen.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
finally, a good threads post
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me: *skips a rock perfectly across a pond* Fred Flintstone: OH NO MY CELL PHONE
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 25/09/2026
lmao steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/...
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Steam Workshop::Halo 4: Modern Warfare DEMO
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John-Charles Holmes @sonic9jct.jctholmes.com · 24/09/2026
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Brazos Tacos @brazos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I made a HUGE mistake! We are closing at the end of November 2027! Apologies for the error! Everybody gets a whole year head up 😂
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Child: This is my first time meeting a mayor. Mamdani: Wow, have you ever met a prime minister? Child: No Norway PM Jonas Gahr Støre: *walks over*
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anti-leaf blower account @eboldy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
cocaine bear (2023)
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
yes.... yes!!
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 23/08/2026
An AuDHD woman who forgot to reply to your message ten years ago has spent the subsequent decade deliberating over how to re-instigate contact, sources have claimed.
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AuDHD woman who forgot to text you back a decade ago wondering if it’s too late
An AuDHD woman who forgot to reply to your message ten years ago has spent the subsequent decade deliberating over how to re-instigate contact, sources have claimed.  Freya Emerson, 35, reportedly…
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 21/09/2026
the Pumpkin Spice must flow
A photo of a box of jugs of Mr. Clean Limited Edition dish soap. The scent is spiced harvest and Mr. Clean is wearing a beanie on his head.
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sephirAmy @sephiramy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
how about some good news: new cat just dropped!!!!
a photo of a small, spotted wild cat, with orange fur and brown circular markings, staring up with big golden eyes.Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years

A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.

This 10-year-old male tiger cat is the first of his species (named Leopardus tilcayo) known to science. He is approximately 18 inches from head to end of body and weighs only 3 pounds, making him smaller than the average domestic cat. This video was captured at the Senda Verde Animal Refuge in Bolivia’s Yungas region, where he currently resides.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.
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71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 17/09/2026
I for one think it’s critically important to national security for us to beat China at high speed rail. We must invest in this race immediately
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 17/09/2026
step 1: get in queue
A screenshot of an email from Steam that says "Hello biscuitehh You're officially in the reservation queue for Steam Frame 256GB Kit"
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026
Happy Baby Safety Month.
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feef @feefal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Inspired by a recent interaction
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 06/09/2026
getting ready for the Apple event next week #ios
A screenshot of a Hover.com purchase page for the domain “creasegate.com”. It is still available for $18.99.
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Naomi Klein @naomiaklein.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In our new essay for the @financialtimes.com (you read that right), @astra.bsky.social and I link the extreme weather events we have all been living through to the rise of a new iteration of futureless fascism, wherein the rich and powerful plan for their bunkered survival behind fortressed borders.
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cee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026
throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 04/09/2026
breakfast of champions?
A green Mountain Dew Duke Cannon soap box with the soap inside. It says “everlasting puck of soap” and “bold citrus good times” on the box. You can see my WIP living room renovation in the background.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/09/2026
Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck theonion.com/google-maps-introduces…
Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When you claim renewable energies aren’t workable—but you attach solar panels to all your dystopian Flock surveillance cameras.
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Services I provide for my cats
Chicago streets and sanitation truck with the first s missing so it says treets and sanitation
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Spirals doesn't fit in your boxes @tealed-copper.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"No way you wrote a 5 page essay without Al."

Buddy, we wrote them by hand, in cursive, the day before it was due, without even reading the book.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A SNAKE
striped orange cat tail laying flat on the ground  around the corner
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
All the Star Trek characters played by Jeffrey Combs
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 20/08/2026
I've never seen such an effort to censor a document as I have the Amnesty International report on gender critical groups because of JK Rowling. They removed the report from the Wayback Machine and now I got a DMCA strike on my Google Drive for having it. It was deleted and removed from my account.
A screenshot of an email viewed in dark mode with the subject line "Google DMCA Violation." The email from Google informs the recipient that they have received a notification under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) that some of their materials allegedly infringe on copyrights. It explains the removal process, mentions that notice details will be posted on Lumen, warns against repeated violations, and lists one affected Google Drive URL at the bottomA nearly identical mobile browser screenshot of the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine. It shows a search for the same Amnesty International UK resources URL, resulting in the same message: "This URL has been excluded from the Wayback Machine."A mobile browser screenshot of the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine. A URL for an Amnesty International UK resources page is entered in the search bar, but the page displays the message: "This URL has been excluded from the Wayback Machine."
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
NASA released clearest view of surface of Mars!!!
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 16/08/2026
the US Navy just targeted my Reddit account and called me an athlete which tells me that the US military is hurtin' bad right now 😂 (which yeah I can't blame folks for not wanting to sign up in general, but definitely not these days)
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 14/08/2026
inside of you there are two Siris
A screenshot of Finder showing two copies of the Siri app (same icon and same last modified date, but one is hidden and they both have different sizes.
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Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Video of an ICE agent pulling a gun on a wife and mother, who is a US citizen born and raised in the area, near Bailey's Crossroads in Northern Virginia yesterday. Chillingly, they claimed she “almost ran them over” until she told them she had video proving that was a lie.
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 11/08/2026
it uses a desktop to do the initial pairing process and to ensure wireless syncing is enabled. then, i have a helper sync the pairing cert to the 3DS, which allows the 3DS to directly connect to my iPhone (and fetch its name)!
A picture of a Nintendo 3DS sitting on a bamboo table. On the top screen, it says “Tangerine 0.0.1 -- LockdownProbe
Discovery: 224.0.0.251:42314 Lockdownd: 62078
netload stdio: connected
iPhone :8080 HTTP: 200 OK 11621 bytes
SUCCESS
done(sessionID: 2CC6620E-6C62-4CD4-BD4E-498A29AB5541,...
SUCCESS -- authenticated GetValue completed over mutual
TLS. DeviceName: Astronaut Sloth. SessionID:
2CC6620E-6C62-4CD4-BD4E-498A29AB5541. Handoff
device: Astronaut Sloth.” The bottom screen is green.
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 11/08/2026
me last week: hehe look I made a Bluesky Nintendo 3DS client in Swift this week: but what if the 3DS could talk to an iPhone via lockdown 🤔
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 05/08/2026
porting Bluesky to the Nintendo 3DS in Swift (because why not) actually went pretty well
A Nintendo 3DS sitting on a bamboo wooden desk next to a keyboard with grey keys. On the screen of the 3DS, you can see a Bluesky feed in the “Tangerine Bluesky” app on the top screen and a “Trending” screen on the bottom screen.
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 02/08/2026
“Happiness is finding a nickel” ah yes I see this kids show has not been adjusted for inflation
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 30/07/2026
this upsets me as much as “chai tea”
A few rows of “Mason Dixie” Biscuit Sandwiches in the Costco frozen section
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 30/07/2026
it has glitter y’all
Me (white guy, short light brain hair, blonde/red/brown mustache) wearing a yellow shirt and holding a small transparent record. The record is a single of “Party in the USA” by Miley Cyrus. It’s hard to see but it sparkles (there’s glitter in the vinyl)
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 19/07/2026
bilbo baggins meme of him saying "after all why not, why shouldn't I keep it?" while holding an allen wrench
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 15/07/2026
@thetremorssaga.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZIg... HOW
youtube.com
The Tremors pilot.... COMING SOON
YouTube video by The Tremors Saga
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 10/07/2026
nothing really prepares you for a Sears catalog at 3:30am
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 10/07/2026
oh goodness me
A cut out advertisement from a Sears catalog. There's a stand up vacuum cleaner that has wood paneling on different parts of it. It has white plastic otherwise, with a nice floral pattern bag. There's also a picture of some accessories. There is a lot of text describing the vacuum cleaner as well, but it's really just telling you what you already know: it's a vacuum cleaner.
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 10/07/2026
i want a the master of disguise sequel that stars one thousand hugos
An advertisement that goes like this: HUGO . . man of a thousand faces. $11.44 Hugo can be anything. Facial disguises easily adhere with special non-toxic glue included. 13-in Hugo can be a puppet too. Plastisol head, vinyl hands. Includes cloak, nylon wig, moustache, scars, false noses, eyeglasses and more. Ages 5 to 11. Not for ages under 3, because of small parts. Shipping weight 1 lb. 6oz. Hugo is just kinda looking off into the abyss. He's a white male wearing a sweater or blue potato sack, it's unclear. There's a 3 by 3 grid of various Hugo disguises next to him.
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 09/07/2026
@hailey.at how many tokens would it cost to port Bluesky to PHP asking for a friend
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 03/07/2026
Nicolas Cage in National Treasure
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