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Shhhhhhhhhhhhh...nobody (real) actually cares. cankles and fat feet are disgusting - now waddle the feck off.

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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 23h
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The superhuman that is Sir Kev is on the road again - 7 in 7 started this morning. Please give if you can, it's such a good cause. donate.giveasyoulive.com/fundraising/...
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Donate to 7 in 7: The Grand Finale
Support 7 in 7: The Grand Finale - donate online with Give as you Live Donate and help raise vital funds for Motor Neurone Disease Association, Irish Motor Neurone Disease Association, My Name'5 Doddi...
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ooohhhhh The Trav - rite of passage for all of us. Eating cheese toasties and drunkenly falling down those stairs. Good times.
S/s about nightclubs.
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm adjusting my narrative on this as I've now seen the "live" version. Read from a teleprompter, zero emotion or inflection even - nope. As an example of continuing very poor PR - 10/10 Ed Sheeran continuing prat fall.
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For anyone who hasn't seen/heard what he said. I could pick a few holes in it but I guess it's a starting point and hopefully he will not bow to stadium pressure again. Ed Sheeran statement before Philadelphia show on 29 September 2026.
S/sS/sS/s
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One for reporting and blocking (not Emma of course) the clown trolling idiot.
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@messmonstergigi.bsky.social Have you seen the house that's just dropped with Tranmer White - flipping gorgeous. I've always fancied living on Panorama but sadly I'm a bit short on the price. There's some bonkers prices atm, house on Fox roundabout is £2m. www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/9...
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Check out this 5 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove
5 bedroom detached house for sale in Panorama Drive, Ilkley, LS29 for £3,250,000. Marketed by Tranmer White, Ilkley
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@messmonstergigi.bsky.social You seen this ? Never been, never would (obviously) but I love that they're getting bad publicity.
S/s of post on fb about shittyspoons polluting local river.
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Across all platforms #rememberthesky #remember911 For my colleagues lost, for all lost, for those who loved and miss those lost and for all the heros who ran to help. ST WTC 9.03 - 9.59
The sky at 9.59am UK time.  September 11th.
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Listening while I clear the garage (partly) and do tip runs. Already laughing at the idea of the balaclava idiots being purveyors of fine wines and cheeses and thinking they should stop the ferries ⛴️ 🤣
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Quiet Riot @quietriotpod.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
🔥 Sunday School: DAS SCHADENFREUDEFEST 🔥 We dissect a horrible few days for Farage, every aspect of his latest scandal, and every moment of his car crash conference. And laugh about it quite a lot. As is right and proper. 🍏 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/q... 🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/7bMP...
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Sunday School: Das Schadenfreudefest
Podcast Episode · Quiet Riot · 6 September · 1hr 12min
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Nope. I usually just ignore but no crypto nonsense is getting any type of validation from me. Bye, don't let the door slam...also "Guru" 😂😂😂
Crypto account. Blockrd crypto account.
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ooohhhhh bit of casual racism from the Karens - all the right on we love everyone gone out the window then. Ugly
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Holly Logan: Not Today Karen
Alt: Holly Logan: Not Today Karen directed to 2 horrible racist bints.
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
#Christmas has full on arrived in Morrisons Advent calendars on 1st September 🤣 I need to say I don't like biscoff or Cadbury chocolate - however, the biscoff collab eggs are fabulous.
Christmas sweetsChristmas puds and mince pies
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@chadbourn.bsky.social Nothing like Nepal but GC has had serious problems in last 24 hours. They sent helicopters down to Phantom Ranch to rescue around 50 people and everything is closed below Rims.
Post by GC about lost people.
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
OMFG the line up is epic. www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...
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The Celebrity Traitors series 2 first look teaser released
The time for talk is over...
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Magenta Busbys
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Cryin'
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I've just posted this on my other A/C - no idea they police could preemptively put things in place on someone. He's dead behind the eyes that's for sure.
S/sS/s
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I've just posted this on my other A/C - no idea they police could preemptively put things in place on someone. He's dead behind the eyes that's for sure.
S/sS/s
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Book stuff - interesting time in history. #booksky
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Loving this - read the filing 😂
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You know the saying GIGO - here it is in all it's glory.
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
@gladistheassassin.bsky.social @mindlesmandles.bsky.social Look what turned up following my Luna2 account just now. Reported and blocked of course.
The bio of a pillock.
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This is so sad. What ever was or wasn't said or done, this is bullying beyond. There's plenty that bully online although of course their self awareness is zero so they can't accept any of their faults (which are of course many). Have a think before you run your big gob off huh.
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
@chadbourn.bsky.social My latest book recommendation. Fiction stranger than fact or the other way round. This is funny but in a glorious head shaking way. Full synopsis in the link. www.waterstones.com/book/rasputi...
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Rasputin Swims the Potomac by Ben Fountain | Waterstones
Buy Rasputin Swims the Potomac by Ben Fountain from Waterstones today! Click and Collect from your local Waterstones or get FREE UK delivery on orders over £25.
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@chadbourn.bsky.social For anyone wanting to see the NASA eclipse live #eclipse www.youtube.com/live/rSvCuSQ...
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2026 Total Solar Eclipse
YouTube video by NASA
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
@chadbourn.bsky.social Leprosy ffs. First world anyone.
Independent headline - Leprosy cases on the rise in Florida
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
One word Yes. Longer answer, for that bag absofuckinglutely.
BBC s/s
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Genuine question here on AI. Why are there people (I won't name) that shout and scream about AI - they won't use it, they boycott anyone/anywhere that does, they call out AI users on SM and block. Okay - how much hypocracy is there in them always using face filters on selfies - it's AI.
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Woman with Funny Face Filter
Alt: Woman with a really bad and very obvious Face Filter
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
#30books30days #booksky @ursh.bsky.social @ginny65.bsky.social @georginam2.bsky.social @themarthamyth.bsky.social @spookyaxetent.bsky.social Obama summer list is out. I've always discovered and loved at least a couple of his recommendations each year. Whistler is a fabulous book (of course).
Obama IG post with summer reads.A table in a book shop with Obama 2026 summer reads
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Rod Liddle has fecked off then. Difficult to find someone with worse views on absolutely everything. In other news - it's raining, yay.
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Oh Dear
Alt: Oh Dear
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
@winklesbloke.bsky.social Just had a go at making this, it works really well. I like smoked so I put a bit of smoked paprika in just to give it a bit of extra. Cost almost nothing and I'm going to try making with red next.
Recipe for green lentil tofu.
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Happy Yorkshire Day to all those who celebrate. If I'd had forward thinking I'd have popped to Bettys yesterday (cheese fat rascel and curd tart - proper) but I didn't so here we are going to waitrose.
Yorkshire flag on Cow of Cow & Calf.
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Thank you to the good people of Manchester and the Lord of feck off reform. Still way too many voting for the nasties, but at least they got trounced.
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Morrisons it's July ffs. Seen today in the wild (Morrisons).
Bloody christmas chocolate
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
For reporting and blocking Racist shite account.
S/s of account bio and handle S/s of it's racist comment.
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Morning, a fun oddity to start the day from my (fairly) near neighbour. "Zombie" orchids anyone. @chadbourn.bsky.social www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Orchids return to grassland after 28 Years Later filming
Fountains Abbey staff left grounds unmown to appear abandoned for film shoot - but orchids returned.
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Folks it's dropped free to view on Disney+ And having seen it at the cinema, it's so good - definitely the wrap up we've needed.
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The Devil Wears Prada Anne Hathaway
Alt: The Devil Wears Prada
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
#booksky. Booker longlist just dropped. John of John I've read, Switzy I know about and don't fancy, rest I need to investigate - although I will say Booker is not my favourite prize as they can be a bit too heavy and worthy. @themarthamyth.bsky.social @ursh.bsky.social @ginny65.bsky.social
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Big shout out to Emma who will be working hard stewarding at London Trans Pride today. She's ejecting nefarious journo types and (not so) great phobic pretenders. #London #TransPride
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
@chadbourn.bsky.social @messmonstergigi.bsky.social This is so good. Reform getting their arse handed to them by an elderly Clacton voter. Interesting the blatant lies the reform bloke tells www.instagram.com/reel/DbI8hO3...
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Jonathan Pie on Instagram: "“Well that’s absolute bollocks!” Lovely stuff."
67K likes, 2,858 comments - jonathanpienews on July 23, 2026: "“Well that’s absolute bollocks!” Lovely stuff.".
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I would definitely go with the 50/50 option.
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Just been outside, it's thundering and breezy - rain incoming.
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Storm Lightning
Alt: Storm Lightning
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
@messmonstergigi.bsky.social They've just installed a smart speed camera at the new build in BiW near Manor Park. Seat belts, phone and speed (word is the speed might be linked so average speed). If you go past sometime it's the yellow fancy looking one 😂
How smart speed cameras work
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Books and stuff - Mark's new and separate account.
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Am I the only person who has managed to totally avoid all the football other than Earning £7.50 of extra Nectar points just because 3 x free biscuits in Morrisons just because £5 Asda voucher just because. Freebies in M&S and Waitrose just because. All free stuff at Treacle Towers.
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Spongebob Yells 'Football!!!'
Alt: Spongebob Yells 'Football!!!'
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ahead of the game tonight, if / as needed.
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
@chadbourn.bsky.social @nachonachoman.net Book recommendation. This is surreal and wonderful. Not out in HB til late October but I've had a sneaky ARC and it's addictive. www.waterstones.com/book/public-...
Book cover
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
@messmonstergigi.bsky.social Ilkley chat IG video - Moors are on fire. www.instagram.com/reel/Dax0GQ2...
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Instagram User on Instagram
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