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Average Vampire Enjoyer

@luminiari.moe
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It me, Ani (he/they). Here for shitposting, and FFXIV and BG3 shenanigans. Hydaelyn's bravest little spark. Astarion's personal bloodbank. Blanket 18+ warning (minors DNI). luminiari.carrd.co or smth idk @aniscrems.bsky.social for whinging

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Kasia Brz @avatarkasia.bsky.social · 2h
sometimes drawing a bunch of cats from pinterest gives a sense of normalcy against the everyday everything
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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💖gail 💖 🔜 Metaphor Chicago 🔜 GATEway @notgodzilla.bsky.social · 11h
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Mia Varlineau 🌻 playing FFXIV (wolshipping 25/7) @miavarlineau.bsky.social · 17h
LEAVE ME ALONE
Tetsuo from the anime/manga Akira meme screaming with bsky julies following him. Girl pls stop
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mayor of elfcat city @sourcandiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Average Vampire Enjoyer @luminiari.moe · 18/11/2024
Discussions with my Discord family #ffxiv #ff14 #alphinaud #fourchenault #louisoux
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🍄 ഒ˖° @dimness.bsky.social · 14h
Please tap𓂃.◌𓈒𓏲𓆸 #FF14 #FF14風景
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Average Vampire Enjoyer @luminiari.moe · 14h
I am seriously manifesting this for Evercold. Please make the iPad Baby say the line Yoshida it'll be so fucking funny
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14h
seeing conservative men debate how to dress online is very funny. can't dress up or wear interesting casualwear bc you've made any visible interest in dress to be a sign of homosexuality. but you feel the need to dress better bc you've linked dress to respectability. a prison of your own making.
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Average Vampire Enjoyer @luminiari.moe · 14h
Flatmate: He has like 8 Jace's in his deck! The shuffler- Me: The Shufflerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr My flatmate: The Shufflerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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deuxfort @toast.wiki · 04/10/2026
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"create an account to continue" oh my god just fucking kill me
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Marie @mmariesr.bsky.social · 22h
Alisaie
Illustration of Alisaie from ff14.
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Fae/Albi 💫 @cosmicseashanty.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Gaius hair requiring currency from higher difficulty version is the funniest thing in the world to me #albiart
Art of Gaius in the "I'm a luxury... few can afford" jumper. He is holding a copy of Modern Aesthetics - Shadowhunter Chic
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pr0grammerhum0r.bsky.social @pr0grammerhum0r.bsky.social · 17h
hrSawTheNumbers
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
websites be like "your password is not secure enough" and then don't allow the scarab
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 19h
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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pr0grammerhum0r.bsky.social @pr0grammerhum0r.bsky.social · 23h
iDidNotVibeCodeThis
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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fishu @ gateway fate 800 @goldfishu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
alphinaud
alphinaud ffxiv
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Ember! @grandiose252.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
high quality plate in expert roulette today
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☀️🗨 o'ivurposting @alamhigans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#xivwomenweek day 6 - endwalker 🌕 may you ever walk in the light of the crystal 💎 #impxiv #ffxivart #venat
Venat, an NPC from Final Fantasy 14, stands against a pitch black background with the mothercrystal illuminating her from behind in bright blue. Her face is obscured by the darkness except for her eyes, which glow with the same colors of the crystal. She also has crystal shards breaking through the skin of her face.
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waaaaaaa @hexkeys.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
XIV women week day 5 - shadowbringers by your sacrifice, a warrior born... i will show you no mercy, and expect none in return! #xivwomenweek #ffxivart
an illustration of cyella/cylva from ffxiv.
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🛡️ Ofri @ 7.0 - 93 @shield.etheirys.social · 02/10/2026
more miqo-viera interactions like this please
screenshot of a tumblr post by user "ernest-pamphilow" made on august 12th, 2026. in the post is an black and white binary mspaint style drawing of a cat licking a bunny rabbit. The cat has a thought bubble that reads "i 'm licking him because i 'm dominant." The bunny rabbit has a thought bubble that reads "he is licking me because i 'm dominant." 
The implication is that both creatures believe they are the dominant one in the relationship, and are possibly gay?
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Average Vampire Enjoyer @luminiari.moe · 03/10/2026
Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker, or "have you ever seen a man so beautiful it made you cry?"
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Average Vampire Enjoyer @luminiari.moe · 03/10/2026
Mia really went 12000 years into the past, met Hythlodaeus 'properly', and couldn't decide if she wanted to be him or be on him. Unfortunately you can't fuck spirits in the Aetherial Sea so
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Becca 🇵🇸 NYCC K34 @rfarrowster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bringing her back
The Legolas and gimli “never thought I’d die fighting side by side with an elf” scene from the two towers except the quote has been altered to read “never thought I’d die fighting side by side with Catholics/what about side by side with a Pope Against AI!/Aye, I could do that”
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Average Vampire Enjoyer @luminiari.moe · 03/10/2026
So Emet-Selch helps you with the Charybdis in Elpis only after you plead with him like okay buddy we get it you have a praise kink
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Halcyon Ember @halcyonember.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Average Vampire Enjoyer @luminiari.moe · 03/10/2026
Welcome to OCE where this happens constantly because the real strat is 'use eyeballs'.
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Average Vampire Enjoyer @luminiari.moe · 03/10/2026
So, how's that 'child protection' account authorisation schtick working out for you, Discord?
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temmie @tuyoki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
strong armor
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LuneLamune @lunelamune.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Because right now my feed is full of cats, so Hyth is squeezing that fluffy Emet cat instead!!!
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naru / currently NG+ marathon before evercold SORRY FOR SPAMMING @leonvaleren.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SHADOWBRINGERS: POV you're chai-nuzz #xivwomenweek #ffxiv
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MsLettuce @mslettuce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He was talking about Estinien, btw #ffxiv #ffxivart
Two panel comic involving my Wol (Vye Salad) and her little brother (Caesar Salad).

Panel 1: Caesar leaning over to talk to his big sister, Vye.
Text- Hey, big sis. Introduce me to your cute white-haired friend.

Panel 2: Vye point to the right to an image of Alisaie, Alphinaud, Estinien, Urianger, Thancred, and Y'shtola.
Text- Which one?
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Nina Modaffari @ninamodaffari.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
absolutely no hatred towards teen fantasy but I heard someone once call titles that are like 'a crown of blank and blank' stories as 'A kraft of mac and cheese' and I cannot stop thinking about it
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Average Vampire Enjoyer @luminiari.moe · 02/10/2026
I require linkage my good sir please and thank you
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Lunarella - Commissions Open @lunarella-art.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This and other designs available in my shop! 📖🩷 #shop #reading #Astarion www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1723...
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Average Vampire Enjoyer @luminiari.moe · 02/10/2026
But crithit
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Average Vampire Enjoyer @luminiari.moe · 02/10/2026
CRITICAL HIT YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
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Average Vampire Enjoyer @luminiari.moe · 02/10/2026
I can't decide if I should lean into the whole 'Australian' thing and spell it 'Halfarse'.
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Average Vampire Enjoyer @luminiari.moe · 02/10/2026
LRP legitimately me tho, I will do unholy things for a Haurchefant nendo.
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EL(ezen enjoyer) @ely30plus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i would rather remove my eyeballs than witness an AI tingler cover
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jude paw picture diary 🔜 TFCON ORLANDO @judepaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
folks in the ffxiv community get a little taste of power and immediately go completely insane as they start making moves to scrub The Coloreds out of the community while talking like they're representing a multimillion dollar media company
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Brian G. aka urbanbohemian 🪩🥂💖 @urbanbohemian.com · 30/09/2026
We're on Bluesky, put the link in your post. Put the link in your post. Put. The. Link. In. Your. Post. Links in posts aren't buried or de-prioritized here. This is one of the last platforms you don't have to make interested users do detective work to find the link. Just put it in the post.
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Inufefe @ Ycon 2026 @inufefeart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Iceheart Day 3 - heavensward / return / departure #xivwomenweek #ffxiv #ysayle #heavensward
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Sea 🌊 @1driedpersimmon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ok if you wanted to buy this tiny charm, you can!!! At this link!!! Mung can now be in your house forever.......... 1driedpersimmon.acggoods.com/product/the-...
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Lark 🦇⛈️ Joel Miller loves Rain (Ch. 13/~20) @larkoneironaut.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
HAPPY 1ST OF OCTOBER 🎃👻🕸️🦇🌕🌩️🖤🕯️🔮
A fluffy black cat lying on its back, sttetching on a cat tree, seemingly screaming while its eyes reflect the light eerily
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the pale bat™️ @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OWLBEAR YES
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