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the pale bat™️

@thepalelawyer.bsky.social
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writer, maker of disrespectful memes & art appreciator S H E / H E R that's your honor to you 🤠 🔞 🌈 NSFW MDNI! thepalelawyer.carrd.co Supreme y’allstarion appreciator I also fw hellspawn/bloodweave pfp by vetochkarowan

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Petite Pandemonium 🌙✨ @petite-pandemonium.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I’m still learning how to use procreate #astarion #astarionbg3 #art #fanart #astarionfanart #bg3 #bg3fanart
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the pale bat™️ @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 4h
Happy lesbian dayyyy from some of my favorite WLW 🙌 #bg3vp #tavrys #minthara #karlach third photo by @adrielmancy.bsky.social
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rewrites24.bsky.social @rewrites24.bsky.social · 5h
Kinktober Day 8 - Face Sitting #Astarion #Karlach #Hellspawn #Kinktober #bg3 #bg3fanart #bg3nsfw
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Baelthi @baelthi.bsky.social · 5h
#BG3VP #BG3Aylin #BG3Isobel ⋆。°✩ Happy Lesbian Day! ✩°。⋆
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Vale @knifeandink.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Still not done with this fic yet, but I’ve been chomping at the bit to share this art because I’m absolutely obsessed with how turned out. #galedekarios #bloodweave #astarion
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tams! @maezanilla.bsky.social · 6h
Happy international lesbian day from my favorite two (2026 edition) ✨
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the pale bat™️ @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 6h
Ciro refuses to let Gale trot out “I’m gonna die” dog and pony show in act 2 + their first time is messier! ⬇️ He does get angry, which is progress on its own. Their story doesn’t turn properly romantic til later, sorry bout masking creature Gale #tavqotd #CiroOC archiveofourown.org/works/879074...
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the pale bat™️ @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 6h
Instead of the blood of Lathander Nerys gets her great honking sword, Symphony, to radiant smite with til the end of her days. Makes sense to have it be a weapon of consequence for the MC (especially since her reckless ass blew up the crèche in her haste) - fic chapter incoming 😁 #tavqotd #nerysOC
Giant woman drow paladin in armor with a giant glowing sword
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Faye Ancunín @fayeancunin239.bsky.social · 6h
Magistrate Astarion series: The Bribe (or the bride if you like other kink.) Corruption looks beautiful on him, especially when he enjoys it this much. Full uncensored version on my Patreon 🔥 🔞 Link in replies.
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the pale bat™️ @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 6h
It’s the most wonderful time of the year 🎃
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the pale bat™️ @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 6h
Nerys would be delighted to learn the subtext of emoji and would definitely spam them, albeit likely not always correctly. But she can always pick up something dirty quick! Especially with the vampire around. I think her favorite have to be the dichotomy of : 🥺 😾 though (emo/angy) #tavqotd #nerysOC
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the pale bat™️ @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 6h
We share a HC of our guy as someone who likes a juicy booty 😁 So maybe “bite me,” but could just as easily be “crybaby” if he’s feeling more spiteful…or “good girl” if he really wants her to be flustered when she finds them (bhaalspawn daddy issues, fork found in kitchen) #tavqotd #NerysOC
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Seren ☆ @serenbriar.bsky.social · 6h
It’s my birthday today so I thought I’d post my favourite pieces of art from this year so far 🥳 I’d love if you could give them a share around! 🥰 Thank you for supporting me this year, I appreciate the kindness sm ❤️ #astarion #oc:elowynne #oc:valen #baldursgate3 #bg3 #bg3art #art #digitalart #oc
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Mani ♾🖤❤️ comis open✨️ @madmanii.bsky.social · 8h
Beautiful Corpse #painting #Astarion #baldursgate3 #bg3 #darkart
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H♡MSTER 🐹 @hamsterbunnss.bsky.social · 8h
#Kinktober2026 Day 8: ✧𝙁𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙎𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜✧ Switching Scat The Blessing of Corellon. ____ #bloodweave #bg3 #Gale #Astarion #facesitting #kinktober #nsfw
In my heart it is trans astarion before top surgery, but the concept of corellons blessing is fun- 

Astarion sitting on Gales face, holding his breast while Gale eats him out. There is red lipstick all over them, slightly  smeered at the lips.
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Z @ztudiolaire.bsky.social · 10h
Put him in the monster manual #astarion #astarionbg3 #bg3 #baldursgate3 #astarionancunin
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Jaye (they/them) @iamjaydenstrest.bsky.social · 20h
I’m late I’m late!!! #Kinktober / #Galetober Day 6! Held Down/Sweaty Also decided to revisit the other side of the “cloning” prompt for some good ol’ DP. #galedekarios #galeofwaterdeep #galextav #bg3gale #galemance
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the pale bat™️ @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 17h
well that's...not what i was looking for but sure if I had a mic lol
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🦭 ell. @dusktint.bsky.social · 17h
lanceboard #biteknight
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the pale bat™️ @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 23h
Other people always think Ciro, with his lovely star tattoos and cunty styling. But it will always be Nerys to me. (Photos by @miam158.bsky.social, @daisydewdrop.bsky.social, @adrielmancy.bsky.social & me)
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the pale bat™️ @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 23h
If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation. Quarkstarion by @chthonicvampire.bsky.social
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the pale bat™️ @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Whole fam got the memo about the Astarion of it all so my SIL got me this candle 🙈 virgin mother Astarion…it’s very this
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MEANBOSSART @meanbossart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Some Hellspawn. For the fans. #art #karlach #astarion #hellspawn #bg3
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the pale bat™️ @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
uhiujjiijihuh ok #astarion #bg3vp
Astarion dressed as a priest with a devious expression
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the pale bat™️ @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you see this, post boob. Drow tits, yay #astarys by @adrielmancy.bsky.social, andromedaancunin on tumblr & me #nsfw #bg3vp #nerysOC last is from my oneshot postgame fic, shameless plug archiveofourown.org/works/82747176
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Winton Kidd🔞 @wintonkidd.com · 07/10/2026
Karlach (2023)❤️‍🔥🖤 see more⤵️ www.patreon.com/cw/wintonkidd #nsfwart #pinup #Bg3
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RavenCourse @ravencourse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ee a devil girl post a devil girl (same girl, different context)
Karlach from BG3 looming over my Tav Miriik, shouting "I didn't come here to make friends. I cam here to fucking cuddle!" In reference to Giganta from My Adventures with Superman.
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liza ilsa 🐍 @liza-ilsa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
see a devil girl post a devil girl (part of my aurelia outfit redesign that i misused for a meme)
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Adriel @adrielmancy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
TL;DR: expecting that people will be horrified and broken right after experiencing something terrible is an outdated and incorrect assumption about how human minds work and react to trauma. I keep repeating it again and again... but... leaving you with my guy over here 😁
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denchi draws ✏️🎮🍀 @den-fantast.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just God of Ambition in Renoir suit 💅 #bg3 x #clairobscur
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Syanidure @syanidure.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This one was supposed to be for day 5 of Kinktober with the prompt #selfcest but I only got my internet back in the middle of the red sea 🫠 Gale had to find some distraction alone in his tower 😔 #GaleDekarios #BG3 #NSFW #GaleBG3 #MyArt
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H♡MSTER 🐹 @hamsterbunnss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#Kinktober2026 Day 7: Dirty Talk ✧𝘾𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜✧ Aphrodisiac Generosity is always a noble virtue. ____ #bloodweave #bg3 #Gale #Astarion #nsfw #cockwarming
Astarion sitting i Gales lap, Gale kisses Astarions back and gently strokes his errect penis while getting cockwarmed
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Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms @mistercrowbar.art · 07/10/2026
No good deed goes without shenanigans. At least Astarion's finding ways to be a little shit without bloodshed... #bg3 #art 🍄 More Comics 🍄 Patreon 🍄 Ko-Fi 🍄
Baldur's Gate 3 fan comic. "Guys! Look!" Karlach grabs everyone's attention while holding her favourite teddy bear aloft. "Fangs gave Clive glowing claws and a heart that lights up when I do!"

Indeed, embroidered patches on the teddy bear glow with a pulse that matches that of Karlach's infernal engine.

"It's so adora-tastic I could explode!"

"Something to celebrate your newfound ability to not explode," Astarion chimes in, ready to be showered with praise. "A clever use of spidersilk on my par--"

And the wind is crushed out of Astarion when Karlach grabs him in a big bear hug. "You're the best! C'mere!"

Aldiirn can't help but smile at seeing Astarion help another companion - and maybe also at the side of his legs ragdolling around in Karlach's enthusiastic embrace.

Wyll also smiles at the show. "As one heart slows its terrible burn, another sparks with warmth. Your generosity is rubbing off on Astarion."

"I only gave him the tools and space, it was all on him to decide how to use them," Aldiirn says.

"Don't sell your influence so short," Wyll chides, "I never would have expected the Astarion I first met would freely repair my threadbare clothes. He took his sewing kit and went out of the way for half the camp."

Wyll's last words give Aldiirn a sinking feeling as he catches a glint of something on Wyll's back...There, barely catching the light on the back of Wyll's crop top are the words "Daddy's Boy" in an elegant cursive. Aldiirn immediately recognizes it as spidersilk embroidery, nearly invisible when used so finely, unlikely to be noticed unless one was looking for it...

Snooping around the rest of the camp, Aldiirn spots "Shar's Favourite Princess" written on Shadowheart's top and "Mystra's Pet" embroidered into Gale's adventuring robes. Aldiirn dares not get close enough to Lae'zel to look for any words on the narrow bands of her top harness, but he's sure Astarion must have made cheeky additions to everyone's clothes.

Aldiirn sequesters himself inside his tent and shoves aside enough of the overgrown fungi to lay his shirt flat. He conjures Dancing Lights and crouches low over his shirt to look for any words that might light up.

"Using an entire spool of spidersilk for a prank is one thing, but all in one rest?" Aldiirn mutters to himself, "I underestimated the time he has when he doesn't hunt...

"He must have run out of one of the other before getting to my clothes," Aldiirn concludes, not realizing he's been looking on the wrong article and that "juicy" is written across the seat of his pants.
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Millie 💙🖤commissions open! @bluenoirart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
witch #laezel #baldursgate3 #bg3 #githyanki
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the pale bat™️ @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dropping chapter 4 of Two Bit Sinners today, my western AU #bloodweave #bg3fanfic This is my first chapter with art, this time by Lindayss on tumblr! Gale is back…good luck getting rid of him now 🤠 👀 archiveofourown.org/works/915369... #astarion #galedekarios #bg3 #yallstarion #fanfic #fanart
Gale and Astarion standing off against each other, with a sunset scene and cows in the background. Gale is broader than his in game version, with longer hair and purple marks of corruption creeping up his arm and chest. He’s wearing a brown vest and pants over a white shirt with rolled up sleeves, and a glove on his corrupted hand. Astarion is thinner, more wasted from his captivity, and shirtless here, wearing chaps over black pants and reaching for his gun. He’s wearing a sunwalking ring on his index finger. He tried to focus on the relief he felt from abject hunger
—the blood returning life to his numb extremities, flushing his skin back to something approaching living skin, rendering his mind capable of more complex reasoning once more. He stifled a groan-even alone, he'd learned to suppress any hint of emotion while feeding-and tilted his head to press his fangs a little deeper, coax a little stronger flow from the vein. He felt greedy, now that he finally had access to plenty, and who knew how long it would be until he had a chance like this again—
Suddenly there was a noise. A dry, awful noise.
Someone clearing their throat. Astarion's blood ran cold despite his newfound warmth. He jerked suddenly upright, his eyes wild and his chin streaked with blood as the cow startled, then shied away and fled bellowing to the other side of end of the pasture.
Through the haze of dust the beast had kicked up, Astarion spotted the man from the apothecary, standing placidly with arms folded before him. He was the one with that silly name, whatever it was. Something to do with a storm?
"I don't think the Hallowleafs would appreciate you poking holes in their prized heifer, Aldric," the man commented dryly. Aldric...? Ah. Right. Astarion wiped his mouth hastily with the back of his hand, his eyes narrowing as his hand flew automatically to the gun he wore at his hip. The man had thrown him off, though, by seeming strangely unthreatened. Most who saw evidence of a vampire-especially some freak who could walk in sunlight—would move to stake him on the spot, or call up a lynch mob.
Surely there was law enforcement in this town, although he hadn't encountered them yet. What exactly had this one en, anyway?but he supposed the blood he'd only just wiped from his mouth along with the man's commentary said it all. Fuck.
What use was he making of his vampiric senses if an ordinary, obnoxious human man could sneak up on him?
Particularly one who couldn't stop talking. He d been distracted, feeding after so long, but this was bad. His fingers closed around the cold barrel of the pistol at his hip.
"It's Gale, remember?" the man reminded him unhelpfully.
"We met at the apothecary...and you know, I'd rather advise against your current course of action." Too late, Astarion noticed that this man was no slouch with his own hands, although surely he couldn't match the vampire's dexterity...and yet he'd flipped his own revolver out from behind his folded arms, aimed it, his thumb squarely on the hammer.
Astarion snorted inelegantly. "Well, you could try." He tapped his bare chest demonstratively. "But unless you've got a harpoon gun, I wish you luck."
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the pale bat™️ @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What you doing here, brother man
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the pale bat™️ @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child? definitely watching this guy fall apart in the Dark Crystal😅 in fact, I remember very little else that scared me...but that one definitely got me.
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Skeksi Emperor
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Curious how you can help? We ask that you sign our petition for Wizards to voluntarily recognize our union, share it with your communities, and keep an eye on this account for future updates! actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcp...
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Stand with Dungeons & Dragons and Magic Workers Forming a Union!
The Dungeons & Dragons team and Studio X (Magic: The Gathering; Duel Masters) are forming a union! We are joining the ranks of United Wizards of the Coast - CWA (UWOTC-CWA) and following in the fo...
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...
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Dungeons & Dragons and Studio X Join United Wizards of the Coast - CWA
Today, October 6, 2026, the designers, artists, writers, producers, and workers behind Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Duel Masters, D&D Beyond, and countless other games are uniting in soli...
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MaLemon @maleemonslemons.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kinktober Day 6, Mirror Sex! drawing past midnight still counts, right #shadowheart #minthara #bg3 #bg3fanart #baldursgate3fanart
Minthara and Shadowheart having sex while kneeling in front of a mirror
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Jaye (they/them) @iamjaydenstrest.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#Kinktober / #Galetober Day 5! Cloning/Heavy My favorite so far for sure /)////(\ Gale cast waterbreathing and mage hand for the love of the game #bg3gale #bg3smut #galemance #galedekarios #galeofwaterdeep #galextav
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the pale bat™️ @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What is the movie that came out before you were born that you've watched the most times?
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Ellen Ripley & Jonesy the Cat in Aliens
ALT: Ellen Ripley & Jonesy the Cat in Aliens
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Muffin 🔞 it's kinky time @voyeuristicbeast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Stuff like this is why my eyes roll into the back of my head when ppl try to rules lawyer things in bg3 too hard, bc you can't apply half of DND lore or mechanics to a game that doesn't even bother to adhere to them.
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the pale bat™️ @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Interesting to look at the map…that’s a bigass hill taking up a lot of space between Wyrm’s Crossing/Twin Songs and the rest of the city
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the pale bat™️ @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Smh I hate it here
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the pale bat™️ @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ciro is usually touching the wizard’s hands—like most spell casters, hands are important to him—or his hair/beard because they are one of his favorite parts of Gale. #tavqotd #bg3vp #CiroOC First photo by Starlight (not on bsky now afaik), third by @adrielmancy.bsky.social, other two by me
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the pale bat™️ @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nerys’ hands often end up at Astarion’s neck/ears (although she doesn’t touch the scars for a long time), or on his waist. She is drawn to the vulnerable parts of him; when others are present her focus is on grounding touch. #tavqotd #NerysOC art by Marumi_Arts on Instagram
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Nim’s Art @nimsart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
•Ossidiana• I love him, your Honor! 😮‍💨👌🏻💕 #astarion #bg3 #astarionfanart
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the pale bat™️ @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
here, take some #bloodweave memes in honor of more cowboy fic being released tomorrow 🤠 #bg3memes #astarion #galedekarios
Gale kneeling to kiss Astarion’s hand with meme text: Don't worry man we can probably photoshop the deep and enduring sadness out of your eyes laterAstarion biting Gale’s neck, they’re both in western gear in a desert with meme text: 
a boyfriend is basically a guy you can just kind of bite or chew whateverAstarion in leather and sunglasses looking at Gale with meme text:
i can tell that you're trying to look cool but my anaconda remains unimpressedGale kissing Astarion amidst long grass with meme text: 
Would it be considered "gay" to go for a walk in the evening?
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MaLemon @maleemonslemons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kinktober day 5: Aftercare ✨ just a slow afternoon #karlach #astarion #fireblood #hellspawn #bg3 #bg3fanart #baldursgate3fanart
Karlach and Astarion lying in bed naked after sex. Karlach is wearing a strap and Astarion has slap marks on his ass
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