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Average Vampire Enjoyer

@luminiari.moe
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It me, Ani (he/they). Here for shitposting, and FFXIV and BG3 shenanigans. Hydaelyn's bravest little spark. Astarion's personal bloodbank. Blanket 18+ warning (minors DNI). luminiari.carrd.co or smth idk @aniscrems.bsky.social for whinging

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Katt @sarcastickatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Sena Bryer @senabryer.com · 4h
I'll never understand why people have such trouble boycotting a video game. It's not like there's a physical aspect to it you can't escape, like a restaurant or grocery store or something where it's the only thing close to you - it's a digital item, and you have hundreds, thousands of other choices.
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NotNite @notnite.com · 18h
my ADHD mental task queue is more like an ADHD mental task linked list written by a junior engineer and all the pointers are corrupted
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Average Vampire Enjoyer @luminiari.moe · 12h
My bad I did not do my due diligence Do not use the job finder thing Shit's vibe-coded God DAMMIT
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⊹˚ 𖥧𓋼˖°𓆑 ᥅ꪖꪜꫀꪀ ⊹˚ 𖥧𓋼˖°𓆑 @lil-faeling.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
öhpunn the bloddy gäetttt #bg3 #aradin #zevlorsaysno
A drawing of Aradin from Baldur’s gate 3 saying “open the gates, open the bloody gates!!!”
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Dan Johnson will design games for food @coil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Heck yeah.
Human-made over 5 years

No AI has been used to generate any code or content in or about the game, and never will be. Slow Roads has been a labour of love since the project began in 2021, and has been built with a decade of experience in 3D graphics and creative software development. Textures are hand-drawn, sounds are recorded locally, and all systems are designed and engineered specifically for the unique context of the game. This is a solo-developed project that I take great care over, and I believe AI simply doesn't belong in creative projects like these.

Please note that procedural generation is not a form of generative AI; the procedures used to generate the world in the game are mathematical functions that have been derived and defined by hand, with direct creative intent.
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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pr0grammerhum0r.bsky.social @pr0grammerhum0r.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bestRepoOnGuthubSoFar
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Mom @milph.mom · 29/09/2026
Not to wish ill on anyone, but I think any level of real life hardship can generally humble one's soul into not dwelling about a trivial topic more than five minutes after seeing it. I've had a divorce, a tumor, a step parent with declining health, and a mortgage to pay so I can't be bothered.
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Average Vampire Enjoyer @luminiari.moe · 29/09/2026
ITT: Dump a voice clip of how you say 'Rattata'. Help me settle an argument.
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Average Vampire Enjoyer @luminiari.moe · 29/09/2026
Me @ me when I'm mildly inconvenienced (very important lyrics): www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy0T...
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Galactic mermaid
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Average Vampire Enjoyer @luminiari.moe · 29/09/2026
The only thing I'm going to say about the Astarion book is this: Getting Neil to do the audiobook version was a 5000IQ play because we as a community NEED to hear the unhinged reading of "I am a god of sex and darkness." Back to your regularly scheduled programming.
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Dungeons 'n' Mangoes 🔞 @thatspicymango.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Photo Mode would be 300% better if it had full functionality during cutscenes/dialogue. I get them not wanting people to "peek behind the curtains" and see stuff they're not supposed to off screen, but we can already do that with freecam and nobody cares. There's no downsides to more freedom.
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Immanuel Cunt @sheogorath.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
> guy makes a fully voiced mod and releases it for free, having done the voices himself > official TES account posts about it > a bunch of outrage addicts blindly shit on it because it doesn’t credit a voice actor. who is himself. the guy credited in the below post.
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Miupix @miupix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She throw him like football! A belated Bday present for @gallies.bsky.social! #MiupixArtwork #karlach #Astarion #hellspawn 💥❤️🦇
A drawing of Karlach & Astarion in a cute chibi style from Baldur's Gate 3. Karlach is throwing Astarion through the air as she is surrounded by flames. He is curled up and screaming as ashes come off his body and fly through the air. He is thrown like football!
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I R A @roira.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
See this is why nobody likes to play dancer what do you mean for 1 extra cent I get a quarter pound plus all beef hotdog and 20oz soda with refill compared to a singular (1) twisted churro
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flow. @themeteia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Zenos viator Galvus: At the end of everything I find you, my friend.
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Average Vampire Enjoyer @luminiari.moe · 28/09/2026
On a list of little things that bring me joy: In Blazing Star, Toki is playing lead while Skwisgaar is on rhythm. Skwisgaar finally gave Toki his solo, and it's on the first song they play after they save Toki and Abigail from Magnus and the Metal Masked Assassin. I'm not crying, you're crying.
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σɳҽԃαɾƙϝɾιʅʅ♡ @onedarkfrill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🩸✨ #astarionposting #astarion #bg3 #bg3memes
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Your Local Welsh Vampire 🦇 @vampyrofswords.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As someone who's fingers find themselves in a lot of different modding communities pies I'm begging people try to not see your mods as products I feel that's how so many people are falling into this trap of obligation and feeling required to push out new things constantly
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Neon | eeby deeby 🌸 @theneonflower.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
attempt at drawing the twins in the vibrant style of Promare. #ffxiv ##finalfantasyxiv
Alphinaud and Alisaie Leveilleur from Final Fantasy XIV drawn in the style of Studio Trigger's movie, Promare (2019)
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Liz Ard @lizardxiv.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
me playing White Mage #ffxiv #wolgraha #grahatia
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Today in Pokémon History by Serebii.net @serebiiotd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On this day in 1998, 28 years ago, Pokémon Red & Blue were first released in the US These games were adaptations of Pokémon Red & Green based on the Pokémon Blue engine and brought the franchise to the west! www.serebii.net/rb
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
stuntedaphidcel posting on twitter, in which she states: "look, man, HRT isn't gonna turn you into your waifu or like those 1% top OF girls. youre gonna look like your mother. and that's fine, she's a very beautiful woman. it was a pleasure to make her acquaintance last night."
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월 @mondayday.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Rusty @rustnuttie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
💙Meteion💙
A blue girl, with feathered wings on her head, bird legs and long feathery tail sits in a field of white glowing flowers, looking solemnly upwards. Seemingly unsure of how to feel. the sky is a bright wash of starlight and blue, beaming down to colour her hair and head the same blue, though she fades into greyscale from her waist down. Petals from the flowers float around her in the sky, and text is written. "These Elpis blooms serve as proof, that this realm is not so utterly devoid of hope."
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radelgirl is weaving fortunes @radelgirl.vanadiel.network · 28/09/2026
#xivwomenweek Day 1: 1.X | Moon "From on high I descend, the hallowed moon to call!"
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Average Vampire Enjoyer @luminiari.moe · 28/09/2026
Know the work rules. #FFXIV #Haurchefant #Zenos #oc:Mia
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Average Vampire Enjoyer @luminiari.moe · 28/09/2026
I'm about to throw my PC out the window wym we're crashing when selecting different reshade presets LET ME GPOSE GOD DAMMIT
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Average Vampire Enjoyer @luminiari.moe · 28/09/2026
I'm really glad Alee has given me perms to port stuff because holy shit her work is so good. Also look I'm actually testing on Tieflings. I love them so much.
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Average Vampire Enjoyer @luminiari.moe · 28/09/2026
They just need to make reading versions of this
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Pepper 🧂🌱 3.00 @papersseat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
thank u haurchefant I deeply appreciate your crashout #art #ffxiv
Haurchefant clenching his fist with a frustrated expression, saying "Yet I was forced to wait — condemned to wonder at the fate of a dear friend for a veritable eternity!" 

Behind him my wol is looking at him with big sprakling eyes, thinking "Dear friend…"
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Average Vampire Enjoyer @luminiari.moe · 28/09/2026
Sometimes self-care is a good coffee, a blueberry bagel, and watching people do stupid shit on Dashcam Owners Australia.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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PL @yomyamn.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
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˗ˏˋ ꒰ elle ♡ ꒱ ˎˊ˗ @moonmaidenly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Its really disheartening seeing big names in the modding scene push for normalization of AI via the Proteus plugin. This is your reminder that Proteus is vibe coded. No matter how "cool" or "time saving" the plugin is, it could have been created by real coders and not AI.
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☀️kit @miqosquat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I got u bro
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Average Vampire Enjoyer @luminiari.moe · 27/09/2026
Me looking into Idyllic Lobeless guides: This seems like a lot of over-explanation for one mechanic. Me actually trying to do Idyllic: OH SHIT OH FUCK
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SIREN @sillysiren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#FFXIV ceramic tiles
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Tartaleta @tartaleta.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I couldn’t resist #astarion #bg3 #vampireshit
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kamesama-d503.bsky.social @kamesama-d503.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A meme. #bg3 #Astarion
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Lify 🍃 @lifyxiv.etheirys.social · 25/09/2026
If Tuliyollal had social media, you know this would be spammed @ZoraalJa nonstop after the trials
you forgot the banana leaves, captioned over a cat laughing hysterically while pointing
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neza ⚰️ @ritualgoth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
when i did the quick math and realized that shadowbringers is 7 years old i did get immense psychic damage. so.
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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you're being such an #adjective #noun for #title... your #qualities are so #defined... you're going to be #title's #superlative #example aren't you? #somethingplay
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Weltschmerz's Lil’ Astarion Problem She Can Quit Anytime, No Big @weltschmerzsimp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy #caturday
"don't bite the hand"....Astarion meme
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Weltschmerz, The Musical 🧿 @weltschmerz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy #Caturday
Astarion meme about being a twunt or miserable.
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Daniel 🐰 GATEway FATE prep!! @froggercube.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
friends #ffxiv #haurchewol #zenos
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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Nuclear @nuclearidiot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
real alphas don't use feral souls #ffxiv #dawntrail
Parody of the exploitable image format "Things to say when meeting her dad". FFXIV default character "Meteor Survivor" in his "Dawntrail" look (slicked back hair, stubble, wearing a Viper's outfit) stands in front of a black background, arms crossed and with a stern expression, rendered entirely in black and white. To his left is a large heading in white and red text (colored section marked with asteriks) reading "THINGS TO SAY *WHEN VISITING SOLUTION 9*". Below is a list of presumed statements with some words colored in for unclear reasons:
• Where do you keep the *electrope*
• which *sentry* do you trust the least
• what are your intentions with *tural*
• welcome to the *source*
• i brought my own *aether*
• Do you accept *gil* here?
• sell me this *resonator*
• name 10 *dead people*
• let me speak to the *soul cells* directly
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