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Luke Ontario

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MA Linguistics, MS SLP, mad scientist. A couple mid CES awards in a storage unit. Clinical director for the first FDA approved BCI, where’s my money Elon Politics, data art, mental health, accessibility datapoems.io • lukesteuber.com • bipolarsky

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 12h
Russell Brand can guess the brand of pepper spray by taste
thecut.com
Russell Brand Opened His MAHA Panel With a Consent Joke
Ha.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 4h
When I was a kid I thought the coolest thing that had ever happened in the history of time was Morgan Freeman throwing his sword into the witch in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 11h
His name is Jim and he just wanted some peace and quiet
discoverwildlife.com
Amazing new penguin discovered for first time in over 100 years | Discover Wildlife
Research represents evidence that the gentoo penguin is actually four genetically distinct species.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 12h
I just talked to two people who are not at all engaged with politics and they said they doubt the current airplane narrative just because it’s coming from Netanyahu. Wow
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 13h
“I’d like to hear Gates explain is why he reckons anyone should trust his judgment about anything” Every time this man speaks he embarrasses himself. I hope he gets his consequences and shuts the fuck up
theguardian.com
Bill Gates predicts AI will kill a billion people – but saying he’s been wrong before is quite the understatement | Arwa Mahdawi
He knows a thing or two about tech, but what to make of the views of a man who met Jeffrey Epstein 30 times and couldn’t see what a monster he was?
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 9h
Grandpa’s saying ALL the quiet parts
abc27.com
Trump says ‘only a Hispanic could survive’ fall from White House ballroom
President Trump said during a Hispanic Heritage Month event on Wednesday that only Hispanics could survive a fall from the site of the White House ballroom.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 9h
🤣
THE OPINIONS
Is American Culture Simply Bad Now?
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 20h
SCOTUS
A plastic coyote in a dirt patch in what looks like a car park with a sign that says fake coyote goose deterrent. There are geese behind it
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 6h
🤣 “purchase cloud playtime hours”
news.xbox.com
Upcoming Changes to XBOX Cloud Gaming
Beginning in November, we’re changing how cloud gaming is included with XBOX Game Pass.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 7h
Hurricane whatzerface
A photo of near sunset on the beach with a hazy cloud coming in
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 7h
Sociolinguists: Why do we tease people? Playfully make fun of them, I mean; not the other kind. I assume someone has researched this
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 7h
mood
youtube.com
Rainy Jazz Cafe - Slow Jazz Music in Coffee Shop Ambience for Work, Study and Relaxation
YouTube video by Coffee Shop Vibes
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 7h
Do not mistake impact for strategy
foreignpolicy.com
Everyone Got Pete Hegseth Wrong
The secretary of defense is now the most influential senior official in the Trump administration.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 9h
Grandpa’s saying ALL the quiet parts
abc27.com
Trump says ‘only a Hispanic could survive’ fall from White House ballroom
President Trump said during a Hispanic Heritage Month event on Wednesday that only Hispanics could survive a fall from the site of the White House ballroom.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 9h
My model goes to another school, you wouldn’t know it
theverge.com
Google announces Gemini 4 and says it’s so capable that only ‘trusted cyber defenders’ can have it right now
Google claims Gemini 4 Argon stacks up against OpenAI and Anthropic’s models.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 9h
🤣
THE OPINIONS
Is American Culture Simply Bad Now?
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tariffs are devastating the economy of Brigadoon but they think they can wait it out
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 11h
His name is Jim and he just wanted some peace and quiet
discoverwildlife.com
Amazing new penguin discovered for first time in over 100 years | Discover Wildlife
Research represents evidence that the gentoo penguin is actually four genetically distinct species.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 12h
I bought this when I was sick in Malta and didn’t use much. I just realized I probably shouldn’t have it 🤣
A little bottle of real Sudafed
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 12h
I just talked to two people who are not at all engaged with politics and they said they doubt the current airplane narrative just because it’s coming from Netanyahu. Wow
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 12h
Russell Brand can guess the brand of pepper spray by taste
thecut.com
Russell Brand Opened His MAHA Panel With a Consent Joke
Ha.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 13h
“I’d like to hear Gates explain is why he reckons anyone should trust his judgment about anything” Every time this man speaks he embarrasses himself. I hope he gets his consequences and shuts the fuck up
theguardian.com
Bill Gates predicts AI will kill a billion people – but saying he’s been wrong before is quite the understatement | Arwa Mahdawi
He knows a thing or two about tech, but what to make of the views of a man who met Jeffrey Epstein 30 times and couldn’t see what a monster he was?
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 14h
Interesting
japantimes.co.jp
Trial of AI robot for visually impaired people shown in Tokyo
The robot is being developed by the National Museum of Emerging Science and Innovation with the aim of eventually offering it as a rental service.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 20h
The only surprising thing about Ken Paxton saying Trump drags the party down is that both of his brain cells got together to agree on it
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 20h
SCOTUS
A plastic coyote in a dirt patch in what looks like a car park with a sign that says fake coyote goose deterrent. There are geese behind it
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Moment of silence for Senator Schmitt’s staffers
Bart Simpson staring vacantly into space
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Show me a “christian rock youth pastor” who looks like Stephen Miller and I’ll show you someone with bodies in their crawlspace
theguardian.com
Former American Idol contestant found guilty of killing wife during affair
Caleb Flynn convicted of aggravated murder in shooting of Ashley Flynn, a schoolteacher and volleyball coach
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is accurate and one of the most informed pieces I’ve read generally. Framing expressives and interjections as scratch pads in reasoning is demonstrably valuable in foundation model training. I just did it. Only “correction” I see is that there are models communicating in their own languages.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tariffs are devastating the economy of Brigadoon but they think they can wait it out
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And what do we do when we feel hypomanic, Luke > take two adderall and invent a new element no
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I found a little tiny Toys R Us in the basement of a Macys. Is this like Brigadoon or can I come back
A little toys r us branded cutout among clothes racks
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Kristen Seversky @kr1573n.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lololol WELL OKAY THEN. WHAT A RELIEF. www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
reuters.com
Trump, tech executives sign 'morally binding' AI document
US President Donald Trump said ​he signed an artificial intelligence-related document on Tuesday ‌with top tech executives in Washington.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have no idea if this is true but the collage kills me
A black lemur in a leafy tree with its mouth open as if singing, beside an inset photo of Pavarotti striking a similar pose. Text reads: “New research shows lemurs use operatic techniques when they sing, to reach high notes.” Classic FM.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
George, the 21 year old cat who is only aging from the neck down
George sitting on his bed on my desk in a chaotic picture that includes a shoe rack and a LED panel and some junk like phones
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Synastry, PsyM 🐱 Philomath @queersynastry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As we suspected:
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Control: Resonance is really really good. Great story, visually fascinating, lots of fun to play, and - drumroll - probably the best accessibility I’ve seen
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Depression, amirite?
Four panel comic of two birds at a feeder. One is eating and says eat. It makes them happy
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wonder what Tom Cruise’s carbon footprint is. My guess is very very high
theguardian.com
Digger review – Tom Cruise’s loudmouth oil tycoon goes hard in Alejandro G Iñárritu’s eco-satire
One man’s irresponsible drilling causes a global crisis in Iñárritu’s exasperatingly laborious, self-congratulatory film
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Kevin Riggle @kevinr.free-dissociation.com · 28/09/2026
If you have seen me posting about the stickers I've been cooking up, I am proud to say that they're now available. For anyone running LLM cybersecurity evals in your life: www.etsy.com/listing/4583...
etsy.com
Do Not Connect Machine to Internet Sticker - Etsy
This Stickers item is sold by CriticalPointTV. Ships from Brooklyn, NY. Listed on Sep 28, 2026
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have officially stopped making certain things because LLMs can make them now. I think my “make one thing a day” may move on from software entirely
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Dr. Amy, PsyD @dramypsyd.rmh-therapy.com · 29/09/2026
I see your dik dik and raise you a pair of great tits.
Two small birds with black and white heads and yellow bellies.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stop asking people how their day was! It’s too open ended to be actionable. Ask them to describe the top three blockers in their day and proactively create agentic workflows to drive outcomes
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
One of the side effects of mood stabilizers like Lamictal is short term memory loss, which is also a side effect of mood stabilizers like Lamictal
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dragging a glob of sourdough around on a leash “What”
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I swear to God the internet told me I need to feed my sourdough starter but this PetSmart has NO clue
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wore this tshirt yesterday and someone tried to explain it to me
Star Wars number one fan. Image of the enterprise from Star Trek 
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Alex @a1extimmons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The people in the replies for Sarah’s post are absolutely melting down. How dare you try to hold a white man accountable
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whoa, NYT! “… the unrelenting, unbearable horror described in NAZA is scale. Now, it’s industrial. That’s what makes it a genocide. It really is that unequivocal, and perhaps this is why the makers of NAZA didn’t need to use the word more than once.”
nytimes.com
Opinion | There Is a Word So Powerful It Need Be Spoken Only Once (Gift Article)
The film that makes a powerful statement without ever raising its voice.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone just asked me to check if their drink was lukewarm so I stuck my finger in it and now they’re being all weird about it
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