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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 13h

I found a folder of old screenshots and there’s a lot of Cher 🤣

Someone tags Cher with sit on my face and she replies SIT ON YOU OWN DAMN FACE !!
IM BUSY !!!

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 13h

Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this

My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 13h

Meanwhile, in brand new sentences

bemma @bemdoll
the temu vape reversed the cilantro soap gene in my brother

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“We urge you to use a ballot box” yep good call

A voter information mailer from the state of California detailing everything but mail in

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Volume up and side button Unacceptable 🤣 what are they thinking

A screenshot of my screen showing the little screenshot indents

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ok I took this screenshot to make fun of this idiot but look at those black indents on the side. Apple adds where the buttons were pressed to the image now??

Overall, just 31% of people said they approve of Trump's handling of his job as president.
But when asked about his low approval rating during his interview with Time, Trump dismissed concerns.
"They're fake numbers,' Trump said. "I would beat anybody running today by 20 points. Your numbers, that you have, are fake. The pollsters are corrupt. They're almost as corrupt as the writersiạ

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I didn’t realize I was ahead of the curve on this one

Students Are Now Questioning
Fraternity Culture

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

So late this year. Never had a big bloom like I had for five years in a row, and now I’m starting to get a bit of one

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

👏 👇 It’s a good article, other than overascribing intelligence

Here, the explanation may be simple:
Trump sees himself in Hegseth. From angry culture war posturing to his willingness to challenge the media and an obsession with image over substance, Hegseth's qualities are fundamentally Trumpian, suited to a television personality and not a public servant. Indeed, more than anyone else in the Trump administration, the self-styled "secretary of war" is uniquely well-positioned to mimic Trump himself in this way.

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

He’s a narcissistic meathead. Case closed

What, then, is driving Hegseth? His policy preferences and ideology remain remarkably opaque even at this point. Profiles of the secretary have focused primarily on his reli-gion, suggesting he may be a form of Christian nationalist. Yet despite bringing extreme preachers to the Pentagon, and monthly prayer ses-sions, he hasn't pushed much of an explicitly religious agenda.

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I bought this when I was sick in Malta and didn’t use much. I just realized I probably shouldn’t have it 🤣

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Moment of silence for Senator Schmitt’s staffers

Bart Simpson staring vacantly into space

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I found a little tiny Toys R Us in the basement of a Macys. Is this like Brigadoon or can I come back

A little toys r us branded cutout among clothes racks

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I have no idea if this is true but the collage kills me

A black lemur in a leafy tree with its mouth open as if singing, beside an inset photo of Pavarotti striking a similar pose. Text reads: “New research shows lemurs use operatic techniques when they sing, to reach high notes.” Classic FM.

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“What did you post about me”

George the ancient tabby cat in a closer shot like he’s looking down at my phone

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

George, the 21 year old cat who is only aging from the neck down

George sitting on his bed on my desk in a chaotic picture that includes a shoe rack and a LED panel and some junk like phones

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s fucking true. How did this happen

I did find myself baffled by the coverage of what I thought was maybe the most bat-guano crazy thing to come out of Trump's unhinged Truth Social feed: His "announcement" that his 250-foot "triumphal arch" in the nation's capital will now become a sniper's nest stockpiling live ammo and lethal
drones.
What read like a plea for a code-302 involuntary-commitment police call for
1600 Pennsylvania Ave. was instead treated by too many journalists as a serious news story, followed up by thumbsucking pieces about Trump's new penchant for invoking "national security" to silence critics of his many vanity projects. Fellow journalists: We need fewer "think pieces" and more
"this man cannot think" articles.

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This disingenuous bullshit has real world consequences. Now we have ignorant columnists picking it up to advise less regulation.

Launched with the support of more than 100 industry partners, Nvidia's Open Agent Safety Platform places hard limits on what these agents can do, using deterministic software that exists outside the Al to enforce the rules. The system may not be bulletproof out of the gate, but the very existence of an engineered solution suggests regulators should pace themselves.

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“Our business model relies on obfuscating value through complexity, and these asshole robots read the manual”

An economist has weighed in on that dynamic with a question that banks are privately grappling with and racing to address: "Is an Agentic Bank Run Coming?" So wondered Torsten Slok, chief economist of Apollo Global Man-agement, in a note on Sunday.
"If every household used Al agents to optimize the return on their cash bal-ances, banks could lose a large share of the cheap deposits they rely on to make loans, which would be a problem for the entire financial system," Slok wrote, adding that Meta's Muse and other agents could move cash deposits around.

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Thank you that’s all the time we have for questions again we will update you as more information becomes available > stands up on spider legs > scuttles away

A spokesperson in the UK surrounds by microphones that look like spider legs

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s is a poor screenshot, but this captures it. TBH it’s a very honest essay, if you read the whole thing. I bet not many will lol. Many will feed it to a robot to recap

was too hard to do directly. Does that bother me personally? Is it soul-crushing?
No, for two reasons. One is that our team already had a campaign to use custom transformer models to predict higher loops, and part of our slogan was: "We have all the tools to validate any candidate solution a machine would provide us." Claude is a different kind of transformer model, probably over a million times bigger than our custom one. But sure, we said we could validate any result an Al model would give us, so we can and should do it. The second reason is that, if you look at how Claude solved the problem, it used all the methods my collaborators and I developed over the years, and it presented the solution (maybe as a favor to us) in the same format we had already set up. So while I'm validating Claude's result, Claude is validating all of our previous work. In fact, I would assert that Claude understands our 2019 and 2023 papers better than any human, aside from my co-authors.

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is fun. I fed that post to Fable 5.1 “There’s a distinction between ‘Claude discovered something new’and ‘Claude successfully pushed an existing procedure farther.’ The title invites the former reading much more strongly than the actual result warrants.” Continues: