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Russell Brand Opened His MAHA Panel With a Consent Joke

Russell Brand can guess the brand of pepper spray by taste

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Ha.

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 6h

To my knowledge, Abraham Lincoln and Robin Hood only met once and that was at the battle of the Alamo

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 7h

When I was a kid I thought the coolest thing that had ever happened in the history of time was Morgan Freeman throwing his sword into the witch in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 7h

I feel for Jim Undiscover Jim

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 7h

That doesn’t really make sense, I just wanted to call Steve Jobs a sociopath fruititarian. You caught me Anyhoo How is everyone?

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I just talked to two people who are not at all engaged with politics and they said they doubt the current airplane narrative just because it’s coming from Netanyahu. Wow

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Bill Gates predicts AI will kill a billion people – but saying he’s been wrong before is quite the understatement | Arwa Mahdawi

“I’d like to hear Gates explain is why he reckons anyone should trust his judgment about anything” Every time this man speaks he embarrasses himself. I hope he gets his consequences and shuts the fuck up

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He knows a thing or two about tech, but what to make of the views of a man who met Jeffrey Epstein 30 times and couldn’t see what a monster he was?

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 23h

🤣

THE OPINIONS
Is American Culture Simply Bad Now?

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SCOTUS

A plastic coyote in a dirt patch in what looks like a car park with a sign that says fake coyote goose deterrent. There are geese behind it

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 9h

guess they need those GPUs

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So late this year. Never had a big bloom like I had for five years in a row, and now I’m starting to get a bit of one

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Sociolinguists: Why do we tease people? Playfully make fun of them, I mean; not the other kind. I assume someone has researched this

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👏 👇 It’s a good article, other than overascribing intelligence

Here, the explanation may be simple:
Trump sees himself in Hegseth. From angry culture war posturing to his willingness to challenge the media and an obsession with image over substance, Hegseth's qualities are fundamentally Trumpian, suited to a television personality and not a public servant. Indeed, more than anyone else in the Trump administration, the self-styled "secretary of war" is uniquely well-positioned to mimic Trump himself in this way.

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He’s a narcissistic meathead. Case closed

What, then, is driving Hegseth? His policy preferences and ideology remain remarkably opaque even at this point. Profiles of the secretary have focused primarily on his reli-gion, suggesting he may be a form of Christian nationalist. Yet despite bringing extreme preachers to the Pentagon, and monthly prayer ses-sions, he hasn't pushed much of an explicitly religious agenda.

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She said the ones from Haiti were the nicest True story

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Reminds me of my grandmother, a lifelong “not racist,” who asked for the n****r nurses on her deathbed

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*tries to close chrome* ᴰᵃⁱˢʸ ᴰₐᵢₛᵧ

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Yknow a gross thing? They’ll probably be good at it

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You people don’t deserve me

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Tariffs are devastating the economy of Brigadoon but they think they can wait it out

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 14h

It makes me shaky but oh boy golly, yep on the nose

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 14h

Can I pour this stuff out? How does that work? I hate this shit

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I keep petering out writing some fiction based on that trip, but one true part in the draft is a stretch where I’m accidentally cracked out on Sudafed lol

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I think in washington you can still get the capsules. Not in California for sure

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I bought this when I was sick in Malta and didn’t use much. I just realized I probably shouldn’t have it 🤣

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It is very irritating to me that I sound tinfoil hat when there are ACTUAL CONSPIRACIES IN PLAIN SIGHT AND ALL THE OLD CONSPIRACY THEORISTS HAVE LOST THEIR FUCKING SHIT maybe there’s a “conspiracy nut” Overton window

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The normies are wakening from slumber

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I just talked to two people who are not at all engaged with politics and they said they doubt the current airplane narrative just because it’s coming from Netanyahu. Wow

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I’ve also made this joke about Matt Gaetz and Jared Leto, and I stand by all three

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This is one of my favorite studies because grad students had to drug lemurs and weigh their balls during tropical storms over three summers and the lemurs built up tolerance And one result is lemur balls get bigger when mom kicks them out

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I’ve seen this like 100 times now and I keep chuckling

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I am also not that convinced he was this business tech wizard “Windows monopoly” brother you gave up pole position to a sociopath who only ate fruit

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