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Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Salt Lake City! And tbh, I do not get the appeal of dirty sodas. 🥴 had to get one to say I did but you’re not missing anything.

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Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Okay the “They K Rowling” is a pretty funny name for a dirty soda.

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Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I don’t think my point was that they are fundamentally different just that there are more bells and whistles on DraftKings, which is just more opportunities to make bad decisions that’s all

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Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Please arrest the vandals who cut a 350 long tear in the USMNT defense.

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Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Progress report for Jeramy in class today: - spoke - gnashed teeth - bit recess ladies’ breast - hit Eddie Vedder with surprise left Overall we see Jeramy making real progress and are encouraged to see the ways he’s both challenging himself and connecting with others.

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Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I wish I could tell you Lawrence.

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Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Unfortunately it’s my favorite drop in 5 years and there will be much more of it. Thanks for the feedback!

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Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Done this for free many times. Need to work on my #Rise&Grind mentality and start monetizing.

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Hey Lloyd! @pizzalloyd.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Watching a show from 2015 with references to Iran trying to build nuclear weapons is a real trip in 2016. Also, this is an excellent show. @lukeburbank.bsky.social

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Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

The umps last bit of control now appears to be if the hat was tapped “in time”

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Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Very rare to witness an extinction event in real time like ABS is for Umpires. I’ll be amazed if they make it through this year. #mariners

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Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Yankees brutally Frame Mogging the ump tonight. #mariners #abs

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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Nuthin’ but a Gene Thang: The New Gen Z Trend of “KeadyMaxxing”

Gene Keady wearing a leather jacket and holding a basketball on an outdoor court

Gene keady wearing a beige suit jacket with huge shoulder pads and a shoe polish combover pointing and yelling on the sideline

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Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Fuck Luke Burbank feels harsh.

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Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Well this is officially now our album cover. Too Bad Too Late

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Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

That was was when the movie got me!

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Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Yet another reason not to believe 😂

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Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

If you need a pick me up would absolutely recommend “Secret Mall Apartment” on Netflix. It’s a meditation on urbanism and art. And cinder blocks.

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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Plead enjoy this edit I made after learning my boss @lukeburbank.bsky.social can do a loon call

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Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Some much needed good news from my mom

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Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Riq Woolen interception to win this game is the only ending I’ll accept. #seahawks

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Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Just figured out Odessa A’zion’s mom is Bobby Hill and I need to go lie down for a minute

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Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Give a man a Dougie and he’ll swag for a day, but *teach* a man to Dougie… talking lifetime shit

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Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Surprising number of NFL Defensive Coordinators sound like the last guy Big Pussy made eye contact with on that boat, looking at you Vic Fangio, Lou Anarumo, Steve Spagnuolo

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Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Damn it’s fun to root for Phillip Rivers. As opposed to last week, when I was still *kinda rooting for Phillip Rivers. #seahawks

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Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Thanks D! Australians are both warm, and direct.

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Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Oh dang. Good looking out Linh!

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Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

And miss a chance to look this cool? No dice law man.

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Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Was texting my pal @randballsstu.bsky.social about the counting crows (per usual) and it autocorrected to “Accounting Crows” and now I really want to hire an accounting firm comprised exclusively of crows wearing visors hunched over calculators.

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Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Portland Oregon is doing just fine.

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Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Luke Wilson just out here checking the cell phone reliability scoreboard he keeps deep in the interior of his Texas property.

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

hey cal raleigh had the coolest fucking season, build the statue and make sure it has a giant butt

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Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Can’t remember a recent example of Toronto stuff getting so thomped by LA stuff the Toronto stuff had to sue the LA stuff. Will watch with interest.

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Unofficial: TBTL Podcart Announcer @tbtl-podcart-bot.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

New Episode of TBTL: #4579 A Chameleon's Wedding Day After a big win and a big loss over the weekend, the Seattle Mariners now face one game that will determine whether or not they go to the World Series... Show Length: 2h 16m 13s Episode Download

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Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

It’s a mantra. And aspirational by nature. Let’s believe

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