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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yo Leo are you willing to commission me for some Mary Magdalene x angel Gabrielle yuri
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Demoiselles d'Horreur @demoiselleshorreur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
« Cite-moi une saga dans laquelle le deuxième volet est encore meilleur que le premier ? » Les enquêtes de Mediapart 😌
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SOMEONE LOOK AT MY DOG JUST LOOK AT HIM HE IS VERY GOOD okay thank you
Cooper! A soulful-eyed lab-hound mix. White with some spotting that looks like you spilled coffee on him.
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Kayla COMMISSIONS OPEN @kaylasartwork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's that time of year again!
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Scott Christian Sava @ssavaart.com · 01/10/2026
I really think whoever came up with the spelling for Cyclops did us all a disservice by using a "y" instead of "Just one i"!
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The Latest Kate @thelatestkate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
࿔*⸙༄˖° 𓇢
A drawing of a kitten sitting among candles. The caption reads, "let's prioritize comfort for now"
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That janitor just goes from building to building helping people. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/equati... PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
10-panel SMBC comic update. All the panels are dialogue-less. Two researchers are writing equations on a chalkboard. A janitor watches them from afar. The researchers leave as the janitor is still mopping the floor. The janitor walks up to the chalkboard and writes on it with purpose, admires what he wrote, and leave late in the evening. The two researchers return at dawn, and are shocked by what is written on the blackboard. Over their half-erased equations, the text "ChatGPT, do a breakthru, no mistakes, thankx."
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FrootBatPunk @frootbatpunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Birthday self portrait weeeee
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Logan V. 🌱 { 𓃥𓃥𓃦 } @animalshapes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's that time of year again! :v 🤿 #art | #characters | #sketchbook
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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(disappointed girl with a pursuit kink voice) oh that's what a chaser is
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they should kiss
Cave JohnsonCasper Darling
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bug spray cody @aevris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
is it so wrong to yearn
a doodle comic with two panels. in the first, an anthro hare character has the thought bubble "maybe a woman calling me bunny would fix me." in the next panel, they clutch their head and hunch forward in pain. the ghost of a screenshot of discord messages is behind them, which has the first person say "i need a girl to kiss" followed by someone asking "do you think that just because you're a lesbian it makes that sentence any less pathetic"
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Spicymochi @spicymochi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I had to give her a friend
Illustration of two very round bears covered in snow
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⭐️eunnie⭐️ @eunnieboo.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
pink in the night (2019)
lyric comic to pink in the night, by mitski. page 1 text: and i know i've kissed you before, but i didn't do it right. scene 1: a little boy and girl are sitting in the rain. the boy wipes away tears, having tripped and scratched a knee. the girl leans forward to kiss the small wound. scene 2: the two friends are in elementary school, holding hands. the boy looks at a picture depicting a mom, dad, and child.page 2 text: can i try again, try again, try again. scene 1: high school. they lie on the floor during a study session, but they only have eyes for each other. scene 2: college. the same couple, only now they are two girls, kissing in bed. scene 3: the girls are getting married, exchanging a sweet kiss in a field of flowers. sunset colors cast warm light onto their wedding dresses.page 3 text: try again, and again, and again. scene 1: the girls are moving in together. one dozes off against an unpacked moving box as the other kisses her head. scene 2: disneyland. both wear minnie mouse ears as they take a selfie, laughing at the kiss mark one has left on her wife's cheek. scene 3: the childhood friends have grown older. one woman hides a bouquet behind her back as they kiss over breakfast.page 4 text: and again, and again, and again? scene 1: the women wake up in bed together, hints of grey in their hair. one kisses the other's bare shoulder. scene 2: a winter walk. they kiss as their dog plays in the snow. scene 3: the shore of a beach. the wives have greying hair and fine wrinkles, but they're still just as in love. they hold each other close, laughing, full of affection.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Monomarchos @monomarchos.agency · 30/09/2026
Sinon, MLP qui se rend compte qu'elle peut inviter Mediapart à porter des vestes en kevlar SANS AUCUNE RÉACTION
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Homelander Based
Alt: Homelander qui après une énorme connerie obtient des applaudissements nourris
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 05/10/2025
A four panel comic strip from Calvin and Hobbes that has been edited. The dad says "Playing animal? I'll show you something interesting." "the two types of animals are puppy and kitty. all animals fall into these two categories. platypus? puppy. owls? kitty." "horses? puppy. hares? kitty." "despite being in the felidae family, tigers are puppy." Calvin then looks distraught and confused
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audrey @whataretheauds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they gave me a pussy today 😜
audrey selfie. she is in a hospital bed
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thank a trans person today for being in your life while surviving in the face of a world that would prefer we didn't
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kind of sinister @kindofsinister.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pets and their handlers 🩷💜💙
SFW art. There's a kittyboy and puppyboy about to kiss in front of their handlers. The puppyboy is really shy and blushing and wagging his tail and stuff and the kittyboy thinks: "aw he's so shy.." Then they kiss and the puppyboy thinks: "ohmyfuckinggodkeyboardsmash i can feel his tongue piercing!!" The kittyboy's handler says: "our pets are so cute, but honestly I haven't been able to stop staring you *you* all night <3" The puppyboy's handler flirts back: "and here I was about to ask if wearing a collar was a requirement for kissing you" Kittyboy's handler: "I'd rather take things *off* you doll" and then we see them make out while their pets watch, blushing.
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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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melissa capriglione @ HOODIE KICKSTARTER @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
currently up to gay things
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Vilain @vilain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Incroyable quand même que Jean-Nazi “El nazito” Nazillard (plus connu comme Goebbels_88 sur les réseaux) soit nazi
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shimzo @shimzo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Following in her big sister's footsteps
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/09/2026
Reuters got some of the IPO docs. Anthropic is a total dog of a company. Spent $12.6bn to make $4.6bn in revenue in 2025, $7.33bn of which was compute costs. Operating loss of $8bn. Losses getting worse year over year. Amazing stuff www.reuters.com/business/fin...
Summary
Companies
• Anthropic IPO could value the company at more than $2
trillion
• Anthropic lost $42 billion in 2025
• Al lab spent $7.33 billion on compute and infrastructure last year
• Operating loss widened to $8.06 billion in 2025 from $2.98 billion in 2024
• Execs, industry analysts have expressed concerns over harms of Al tech
Sept 28 (Reuters) - Anthropic is making a massive bet that Al will transform the global economy more profoundly than industrialization, electricity and the internet, according to its IPO prospectus seen by Reuters.
But the cost to get there will be staggering. Anthropic reported a net loss of $42 billion in 2025, and plans to spend $518 billion on cloud, computing and infrastructure obligations in coming year, according to the
prospectus.
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rumination
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
on sale
A digital painting of Leafeon

A leafeon naps in a basket of peppers at a produce stand bathed in sunlight. Partly eaten peppers sits nearby, while the price tag has been replaced with a half-off label: "leftovers" They're a bargain, so pepper stir-fry it is tonight. Now then... let's make sure we don't wake the little sleeper
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Kat the Fox @cafefoxtale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey queen...
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Maren 🦎💚 @rennerei.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
what if she likes being a girl what if she likes girls
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 06/07/2026
Hey guys. Stella here. Just wanted to say I figured out today that “baked beans” is an anagram for “naked babes”. Well, have a good one
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riki @rickaytickay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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melissa capriglione @ HOODIE KICKSTARTER @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've been out sick today but I've crawled out of bed to let you know that the Kickstarter funded!!! And we're $300 away from the first stretch goal. Back now to get your hoodie!!!
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Liz 🏳️‍⚧️ (girl enjoyer) @secreteraliz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I also need more lesbians
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Liz 🏳️‍⚧️ (girl enjoyer) @secreteraliz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Life needs more lesbians
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GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 04/09/2026
"I don't want your justice where innocent people have to die"
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 04/05/2024
Nice argument. However I have already imagined you looking radiant in your dress on our wedding day and the unmistakable look of deep and abiding love on your face when you see me in mine
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Arika @ari.express · 26/09/2026
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the dream our forefathers fought for.
A person sitting at a desk in an office, smiling at the camera. A computer monitor displays characters Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps from Disney's Zootopia. Text on the image humorously references Claude doing their job, allowing time to look at art involving Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps.
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Demidevilqueen @demidevilqueen.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
Had an old sketch I never finished... and oops now it's a Felicia x Petra otp
An illustration of Marvel's Black Cat(Felica) and the out of the closet Petra Parker. Felicia is sitting on an implied roof lining with Petra sitting on the ground and leaning against her. Felicia's smiling with one arm around Petra and the other playing with Petra's messy hair. Petra is pouting.

There's a text bubble from Felicia that says "Your hair isn't gonna survive if you keep wearing a mask like that, Tiger. ♥"
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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rika @strawberryrika.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This Girl Is Lesbian For An Amazing Reason
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the future tech bros are dreaming of
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Purple Guy panicking in a room full of flames. He screams “Oh God! I’m going to die!”

Panel 2:
Purple Guy is now on the phone (still surrounded by flames). He yells “Fire Service!! My house is burning down”

Panel 3:
Purple Guy (still burning to death) is now hollering “My address? Shit I don’t know! Lemme check my phone”

Panel 4:
Close up on Purple Guy’s phone screen. It reads: Emergency call detected. Pay £45.50 to view address.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026
women kissing
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Control is a power fantasy because Jesse is a superhero alien telekinetic person who can fly, but also because she’s a woman who walks into a government agency where they immediately put her in charge
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pins @pinssss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
↔️
"Direction", a 3-panel tiny & Tall comic strip.

Panel 1: tiny enters the stage, exclaiming enthusiastically: "Today, a comic strip that can be read in both directions!"
Tall, reading a book, tersely replies: "That's a stupid idea."

Panel 2: tiny, deep in thoughts: "Hmm, I have to find another, then."

Panel 3: tiny has found a new idea: "Today, a comic strip that must be read backwards!"
Tall replies: "Stupid idea."
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