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Keeping gruntled whenever possible

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DrakenKnight @drakenknight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Bored Humungus @writtenlow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 03/08/2026
There is no version of yourself you could become that would satisfy the people who hate you. So you might as well be who you are.
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LPSteve @lpsteve.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Eternal verities: England gonna England.
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LPSteve @lpsteve.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Goddammit, nobody in my family believes me when I tell them Lionel Messi does a Lowe’s ad. It always comes on when I’m the only one in the room.
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LPSteve @lpsteve.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
You can become too old to die tragically but never too old to die comically. Be careful out there.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
every mushroom foraging guidebook: This is Woodland Pot Roast, a tasty little mushroom that adds a delightful flavour to soups and stews. Note that it is often mistaken for Satan’s Fistula, a mushroom that erases the last 9 generations of your family from God’s ledgers.
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
every day i go "ow my legs hurt" and still i ride my little spin bike and every day i go "i do not know what to eat for dinner" and still i do not starve and never does anyone bring me a little trophy for my toils
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Bald-Headed Demon 😈 @such-a-frknlady.blacksky.app · 22/03/2026
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LPSteve @lpsteve.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
@drewmagary.bsky.social I'm a Defector subscriber, which of course means I'm a lawyer. Just finished a hearing with a Chinese interpreter. Turns out the Mandarin word for "no" sounds a whole lot like "mayo." Thought you'd appreciate that.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Jings! I had no idea this stuff existed. To think, all these years I’ve been wasting my money on booze.
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LPSteve @lpsteve.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Weird and arbitrary, but it just occurred to me I’d really like to hear Bob Dylan sing “Baby The Rain Must Fall.”
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Let’s be honest: in many of these winter Olympic “sports”, the snow is doing most of the work. An unexpected thaw would expose these so-called athletes for the frauds they are
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
how all youtube ads sound to me
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Whitney Trettien @whitneytrettien.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Holy shit, just learned about the typewriter art of Montserrat Alberich Escardívol, a Catalan typist. Using an extra wide typewriter and 180 color ribbons, she built up elaborate images from simple characters like 'm' and '.' and ';'. Here is her typewritten painting of the Cathedral of Barcelona.
Full-color image of the Cathedral of Barcelona, composed on a typewriter by Montserrat Alberich Escardívol. Image from WikiMedia.
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Aaron Sojourner @aaronsojourner.org · 13/09/2025
If you give this administration a presumption of honesty, you are being a credulous sucker. bsky.app/profile/carl...
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 02/09/2025
Good news about the cutting-edge AI tools from the $3-trillion-dollar company.
Google AI search result for “was 2010 fifteen years ago?” returning: “No, 2010 was 14 years ago, not 15 years ago. The current year is 2025, and to find the number of years ago 2010 was, you subtract 2010 from 2025, which equals 14. 
Current Year: 2025
Past Year: 2010
Years Ago: 2025 - 2010 = 14 years”
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
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LPSteve @lpsteve.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Mood
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Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ @padresj.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Corgis have an extremely low center of gravity and the density of a dead star. PERFECT for skateboarding! 😇
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LPSteve @lpsteve.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
I’m ready to go, twenty minutes early! Should I… 1. Leave and have a nice leisurely start to my day. 2. Fuck around the house for a half hour and then frantically scramble to get there?
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LPSteve @lpsteve.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
Fun fact: every song written between 1968 and 1971 was about Patti Boyd.
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LPSteve @lpsteve.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
@davidjroth.bsky.social I know you and Drew don’t remember Guys anymore, but just today I discovered there is a thing called the Professional Football Researchers Association, and they have a “Hall of Very Good” for players not in the Hall of Fame. An absolute bonanza of Guys!
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