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@lowkeyfail.bsky.social
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inauspicious man @lowkeyfail.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Maybe they take you aside, when you first become a billionaire, to ask which horrendous cause you would like to have assigned to you to champion.
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inauspicious man @lowkeyfail.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Maybe they're planning on hiring sheep?
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 15/04/2026
The entire Obama era was exclusively doomsday prepper TV shows. It was the only type of programming. And we lapped it up. Now during the actual human engineered apocalypse we only get state sponsored programming about how doing DoorDash at 84 years old is a good substitute for universal healthcare.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
For many years people have avoided fucking corpses. Jeffrey Dahmer is taking a different approach.
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inauspicious man @lowkeyfail.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I guess Paul does have an advantage over at least two of the other Beatles there..
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inauspicious man @lowkeyfail.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I'm with you until the change back to Paul, what happened there?
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inauspicious man @lowkeyfail.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Arrr you sure?
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inauspicious man @lowkeyfail.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
How many billions will countries have to pay belong to this exclusive club that aims to sink their navies?
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inauspicious man @lowkeyfail.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
So America helping Ukraine kill Russians is no difference from Russia helping Iran kill Americans, according to the sitting President of America?
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inauspicious man @lowkeyfail.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Who's to say they didn't and this was the best they could make them look?
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Lee Drutman @leedrutman.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Correction. Orwell never said this. He did however, warn that: "political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.” (That's Politics and the English Language, one of my favorite essays)
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inauspicious man @lowkeyfail.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Maybe the bees don't spawn until you throw the balls?
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Deth Veggie @dethveggie.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF CHESS?
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inauspicious man @lowkeyfail.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
It's already Pancake Day again? Feels like I just packed away my decorations ..
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Elon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
A tale of two screenshots.
Brook Rollins rationalizing why Republicans are starving SNAP recipients while simultaneously giving farmers a $12 billion payoff.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The USA, where the summary execution of an unarmed man can now be justified by the actual president, because on a separate occasion he kicked the tail light of a "very expensive government vehicle."
Agitator and, perhaps, insurrectionist, Alex
Pretti's stock has gone way down with the
just released video of him screaming and
spitting in the face of a very calm and under
control ICE Officer, and then crazily kicking
in a new and very expensive government
vehicle, so hard and violent, in fact, that the
taillight broke off in pieces. It was quite a
display of abuse and anger, for all to see,
crazed and out of control. The ICE Officer
was calm and cool, not an easy thing to be
under those circumstances! MAKE AMERICA
GREAT AGAIN
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
This is the CDC map for homicide rates by state for the most recent year on their website. Gov. Landry, who leads one of the states in the nation with the highest murder rate, is on television chiding Minnesota, one of the states with the lowest murder rates.
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/state-stats/deaths/homicide.html
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
How much cash needs to be in the Cava bag this time for it to amount to “cooperation”?
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weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
We have received 0 assistance from occupied Poland.
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Joanne Freeman @jbf1755.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Our country was founded on resistance to a tyrant.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
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Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Compare & contrast. This is Trump’s demand for Greenland. And this is Hitler’s for the Sudetenland. There is no difference. The language. The unstoppable need to dominate. The megalomania. It’s the same. And Keir Starmer’s response is appeasement. We are in that moment. 1/
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inauspicious man @lowkeyfail.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Maybe they will take on a mildly moist form to appease us?
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Doo dah Doo dah
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inauspicious man @lowkeyfail.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Reconnaissance? Don't we pretty much know where everything is by now?
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."
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Thomas Zimmer @thomaszimmer.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
A Republican elected official proudly declaring he has no problem with agents of the state shooting unarmed citizens in the face if they annoy the regime. It is impossible to make democracy work with a party that not only tolerates people like this, but elevates them to positions of influence.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
It’s darkly humorous he can’t even muster the ability to give some lip service to democracy or allowing the Venezuelan people to choose their leader.
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inauspicious man @lowkeyfail.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Are those land sharks?
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Anna Dent @annadent.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 19/12/2025
THEATRE ENTRANCE
PUPPET SHOW
AND SPINAL TAP
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inauspicious man @lowkeyfail.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
What if one of them has to use the bathroom?
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inauspicious man @lowkeyfail.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
nephew not so great after all.
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
@dril
me and a bunch of stupid assholes are going to start a community in the middle of the desert to either die or prove a very important point
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
"The Susie Wiles/Vanity Fair thing is hilarious to me because it, again, reveals something both an important and pathetic truth about these people: all they want is to be celebrated by the same people they pretend to revile." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/the-yes-wo...
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The Yes Woman
Susie Wiles commands a ship of fools
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inauspicious man @lowkeyfail.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Weird how nobody ever uses their power for neutral
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I am honestly having some trouble following “the health care industry is a huge powerful malevolent machine ripping off America and we want you to negotiate directly with it for your insulin.”
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Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Who has made this 🤣
Buster from the tv show ‘Arrested Development’ holding an arm full of plushies while he looks at his mother Lucille, saying, “these are my awards, mother, from FIFA.“
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inauspicious man @lowkeyfail.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Are we meeting at an American or British meaning of bog? I think I need to know before I can commit...
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inauspicious man @lowkeyfail.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
"comma yes!"
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
The Trump administration has reacted to a small scale lone wolf attack by in DC announcing a sweeping collective punishment, using the organs of government to heap blame on partisan rivals, and potentially dissuading anyone from collaborating with US forces abroad for a generation.
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inauspicious man @lowkeyfail.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I saw a random interaction between @dethveggie.bsky.social and someone else about it two years back and went in knowing nothing about. no regrets, can recommend.
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inauspicious man @lowkeyfail.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I wonder if that outfit is Sean Duffy approved? 😉
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inauspicious man @lowkeyfail.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Have yourself a merry little shower.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
The Overton Window has shifted and increasingly wanton overt bigotry and evil are mainstream. Don’t accept it. Fight and defy people like this. www.middleeasteye.net/news/uk-colu...
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British columnist Melanie Phillips lashes out at Palestinians at pro-Israel NYC event
The controversial columnist and broadcaster also mocked Christianity and claimed the West is facing a 'death cult' in 'forces of Islam'
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inauspicious man @lowkeyfail.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
As a youth I used to weep in butcher's shops, Charlie Brown
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