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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
every time i search for something on here there’s an 80 percent chance I get someone’s drawing of the jugged out version of that something. and frankly it sucks. both the art and the realization I’m the same species as someone cranking their shit to bad drawings of their ork OC with DDDs
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
WeWork office down the hall smell crazy today
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER ALABAMA NONOFFENSIVE TOUCHDOWN JUST TURNED TWOOOOO
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Boss got on Teams to tell me he'd started day drinking and playing Magic. Mother fucker
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Good mornin'
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER ALABAMA NONOFFENSIVE TOUCHDOWN JUST TURNED ONE
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Melissa just Named her first Guy sitting around preparing for our fantasy football draft. It was Kool-Aid. I'm so proud.
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Dipshit old landlord "can't find me on Zelle" to send me my security deposit after he received payment from my Zelle account for 5 consecutive years
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A mechanically silent, passenger silent, dark and rainy purple line train ride this morning, conductor sounds like Angela Bassett, I hope we never get signal clearance
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
12 hours from start to pull, happy football season everyone
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sachh Kirk might not make it through the process
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Again made the error of thinking this kind of website is any sort of entertainment outside of football season instead of an infinite energy father-son kamehameha of diarrhea, time to build the drafts back up
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 02/06/2026
my man was absolutely locked in at the Nashville trucks race
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Downloaded the wrong torrent and instead of showing Veggie Tales at Sunday school I showed Vegeta's Table, a 1991 television program where the Prince of Saiyans expounds on the Prince of Peace through a metaphor of food
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Met 3 neighbors simultaneously, can't die
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Two questions I was asked today that people think are parts of my job "The cookie factory doesn't have the right energy infrastructure to put a TV in this hallway, it keeps flickering in and out. What's the scheduling software doing to fix it?" And
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
5/29/26 - 12:13pm The first time AI has had a positive impact on my life, it summarized a meeting I ran, and it was fine
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Router level VPN and ad blocking so the boys can look up Warhammer rules on the good Russian website without it taking a hundred years
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Maaaaan my motion lights went off and a fat ass skunk was waddling through my yard I'm so hype
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This is Terry, he's the Bird Nest Bird
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
My presentation to the global hr community went well, but then when we rejoined the meeting as an attendee it took over the whole presentation and started sharing my screen, showing my filthy filthy inbox to every one of my bosses bosses bosses
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Finally have the pig (20lbs cast iron pan) I will carry up the mountain (cooking with it) to get big and strong (big and strong)
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
why are people arguing about bluesky this morning? it’s a rainy day. you could be out there getting drenched and falling ill
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Wifi chip burned out on my desktop. Better take the opportunity to upgrade my mobo.
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Doing exposure therapy by standing at the top of my creepy basement stairs at night I will JOIN FORCES with the spirits I will SHARE the Reese's cups with the dread beast that LURKS
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Movers are a different fucking breed man, I thought I was being a good boy by moving my boxes closer to the door but this dude blasting Diana Ross from his phone just picked up three at a time on his back and teleported them out to the truck
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Chicago pedestrians will see a do not walk sign stop blinking, watch traffic fully change, and then step out in front of my car as my light turns green. They are very surprised when I almost hit them with my fucking car.
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Getting a fresh juicy line ran from the pole to sustain my girthy internet hole, gonna be shoving so many megs and dregs in that bitch
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Heard ya mama was in the forest
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Wired my desktop so well when I went to pack it up I pulled the dock all my cables came out neat and tidy, a sense of satisfaction only a dentist must feel when they pull a tooth and get the whole nervous system in one go
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
When I die I want every perfect peanut I've ever had collected for me to eat again. A parade of Ur Peanuts, I want to share them with George Washington Carver, God damn it.
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I stack my bins after going thru TSA and i expect that to be reflected in the size of my Heaven Yacht
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
LOCAL LANDLORD "UNIMPRESSED" BY THE AMOUNT OF WOK HEI I'M GETTING ON HIS BURNERS A WEEK BEFORE I LEAVE
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I wanna PAINT
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Did U know that the video game c hatacters........ AR horny
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
smell like bake bean out here
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
It's Wednesday so it's "Market hits record high on AI optimism, Middle East peace hopes" and not Friday, which is "Middle East tension and AI skepticism leads to bashful market response"
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Do you hear the Burger King Kinging the buns of angry men It is the burger of a people Who will have their way again
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Imagining an AI guy born in 1975 hammering in "RESPECT MY AUTHORITY, DO NOT BE INCORRECT, GIVE ME THE ANSWERS" into DOS and getting nothing, shoving everything off his desk, head in hands sobbing, waiting for technology to catch up to his brain
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Me and the boys going down to the Peptide & Used Needle store to get a new procedure called a lobo-tomy apparently it unlocks one of the two wolves inside you
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
My landlord has been the best one I've ever had - responsive, 3% increases every year, great building in great shape, worked with us to end the lease early He's still a fuckin asshole, talks down to "his worker" and his kid, it is truly a poison on your brain to own a building for profit
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Benjamin - Part 1
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Fucked up my hands scrubbing pots and pans and now I can pick up a microfiber towel like Spiderman
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
My poisoning of the database has succeeded
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Getting really baked and impulse shopping but not buying anything to prepare for the next few months
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a cartoon character is doing push ups in front of a machine that says 20 on it
ALT: a cartoon character is doing push ups in front of a machine that says 20 on it
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Melissa is gone for the week so I'm meal prepping garbage and sorting every cable in my Cable Graveyard and cleansing the years of no stove fan off my kitchen utensils
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Discussing the logistics of how Plankton would get a shipping container of chitlins, a major US export, for the Chum Bucket. Messiah is adamant it's possible, I don't think the current shipping lanes make it possible
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Bro once I get my pond fixed I'm gonna be pondering my haters under the tree that is slowly consuming the wrought iron chair and it will FINALLY be midnight on the doomsday clock for my enemies and sworn slanderers
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