Reposted by @loves2dunk.bsky.socialbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 01/10/2026every time i search for something on here there’s an 80 percent chance I get someone’s drawing of the jugged out version of that something. and frankly it sucks. both the art and the realization I’m the same species as someone cranking their shit to bad drawings of their ork OC with DDDs 9982
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026WeWork office down the hall smell crazy today 021
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER ALABAMA NONOFFENSIVE TOUCHDOWN JUST TURNED TWOOOOO 010
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Boss got on Teams to tell me he'd started day drinking and playing Magic. Mother fucker 010
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER ALABAMA NONOFFENSIVE TOUCHDOWN JUST TURNED ONE 010
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Melissa just Named her first Guy sitting around preparing for our fantasy football draft. It was Kool-Aid. I'm so proud. 030
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Dipshit old landlord "can't find me on Zelle" to send me my security deposit after he received payment from my Zelle account for 5 consecutive years 110
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026A mechanically silent, passenger silent, dark and rainy purple line train ride this morning, conductor sounds like Angela Bassett, I hope we never get signal clearance 010
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 31/08/202612 hours from start to pull, happy football season everyone 120
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Sachh Kirk might not make it through the process 130
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Again made the error of thinking this kind of website is any sort of entertainment outside of football season instead of an infinite energy father-son kamehameha of diarrhea, time to build the drafts back up 140
Reposted by @loves2dunk.bsky.socialLuke Knox @lukeknox.me · 02/06/2026my man was absolutely locked in at the Nashville trucks race 3798897
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Downloaded the wrong torrent and instead of showing Veggie Tales at Sunday school I showed Vegeta's Table, a 1991 television program where the Prince of Saiyans expounds on the Prince of Peace through a metaphor of food 021
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Met 3 neighbors simultaneously, can't die 030
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Two questions I was asked today that people think are parts of my job "The cookie factory doesn't have the right energy infrastructure to put a TV in this hallway, it keeps flickering in and out. What's the scheduling software doing to fix it?" And 120
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 29/05/20265/29/26 - 12:13pm The first time AI has had a positive impact on my life, it summarized a meeting I ran, and it was fine 120
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Router level VPN and ad blocking so the boys can look up Warhammer rules on the good Russian website without it taking a hundred years 030
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Maaaaan my motion lights went off and a fat ass skunk was waddling through my yard I'm so hype 250
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 28/05/2026This is Terry, he's the Bird Nest Bird 010
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 27/05/2026My presentation to the global hr community went well, but then when we rejoined the meeting as an attendee it took over the whole presentation and started sharing my screen, showing my filthy filthy inbox to every one of my bosses bosses bosses 020
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Finally have the pig (20lbs cast iron pan) I will carry up the mountain (cooking with it) to get big and strong (big and strong) 040
Reposted by @loves2dunk.bsky.socialJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/05/2026why are people arguing about bluesky this morning? it’s a rainy day. you could be out there getting drenched and falling ill 414123601
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Wifi chip burned out on my desktop. Better take the opportunity to upgrade my mobo. 120
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Doing exposure therapy by standing at the top of my creepy basement stairs at night I will JOIN FORCES with the spirits I will SHARE the Reese's cups with the dread beast that LURKS 151
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Movers are a different fucking breed man, I thought I was being a good boy by moving my boxes closer to the door but this dude blasting Diana Ross from his phone just picked up three at a time on his back and teleported them out to the truck 140
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Chicago pedestrians will see a do not walk sign stop blinking, watch traffic fully change, and then step out in front of my car as my light turns green. They are very surprised when I almost hit them with my fucking car. 110
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Getting a fresh juicy line ran from the pole to sustain my girthy internet hole, gonna be shoving so many megs and dregs in that bitch 230
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Wired my desktop so well when I went to pack it up I pulled the dock all my cables came out neat and tidy, a sense of satisfaction only a dentist must feel when they pull a tooth and get the whole nervous system in one go 040
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 13/05/2026When I die I want every perfect peanut I've ever had collected for me to eat again. A parade of Ur Peanuts, I want to share them with George Washington Carver, God damn it. 130
Reposted by @loves2dunk.bsky.socialDC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I stack my bins after going thru TSA and i expect that to be reflected in the size of my Heaven Yacht 141156105
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 11/05/2026LOCAL LANDLORD "UNIMPRESSED" BY THE AMOUNT OF WOK HEI I'M GETTING ON HIS BURNERS A WEEK BEFORE I LEAVE 041
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Did U know that the video game c hatacters........ AR horny 000
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 06/05/2026It's Wednesday so it's "Market hits record high on AI optimism, Middle East peace hopes" and not Friday, which is "Middle East tension and AI skepticism leads to bashful market response" 020
Reposted by @loves2dunk.bsky.socialRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Do you hear the Burger King Kinging the buns of angry men It is the burger of a people Who will have their way again 1423837
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Imagining an AI guy born in 1975 hammering in "RESPECT MY AUTHORITY, DO NOT BE INCORRECT, GIVE ME THE ANSWERS" into DOS and getting nothing, shoving everything off his desk, head in hands sobbing, waiting for technology to catch up to his brain 062
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Me and the boys going down to the Peptide & Used Needle store to get a new procedure called a lobo-tomy apparently it unlocks one of the two wolves inside you 020
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 04/05/2026My landlord has been the best one I've ever had - responsive, 3% increases every year, great building in great shape, worked with us to end the lease early He's still a fuckin asshole, talks down to "his worker" and his kid, it is truly a poison on your brain to own a building for profit 130
Reposted by @loves2dunk.bsky.socialRobby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 03/05/20262026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎 15277751890
Reposted by @loves2dunk.bsky.socialMatty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 02/05/2026The Twilight Saga: Breaking Benjamin - Part 1 011
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Fucked up my hands scrubbing pots and pans and now I can pick up a microfiber towel like Spiderman 030
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 29/04/2026My poisoning of the database has succeeded 020
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Getting really baked and impulse shopping but not buying anything to prepare for the next few monthsmedia.tenor.coma cartoon character is doing push ups in front of a machine that says 20 on itALT: a cartoon character is doing push ups in front of a machine that says 20 on it 040
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Melissa is gone for the week so I'm meal prepping garbage and sorting every cable in my Cable Graveyard and cleansing the years of no stove fan off my kitchen utensils 040
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Discussing the logistics of how Plankton would get a shipping container of chitlins, a major US export, for the Chum Bucket. Messiah is adamant it's possible, I don't think the current shipping lanes make it possible 120
loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Bro once I get my pond fixed I'm gonna be pondering my haters under the tree that is slowly consuming the wrought iron chair and it will FINALLY be midnight on the doomsday clock for my enemies and sworn slanderers 040