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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Pulled and sauced with vinegar mop sauce, extra crispy bits to cut up into the mix once it's done absorbing The Great Ritual is complete
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hit 203, in to the oven to rest for an hour, hermetically sealing my kitchen so my house doesn't smell like smoke for eternity
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Refeuled, rewatered, repositioned thermometer At the stall, fire it up
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Good mornin'
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
12 hours from start to pull, happy football season everyone
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A FRIEND
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This is Terry, he's the Bird Nest Bird
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Heard ya mama was in the forest
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Bro once I get my pond fixed I'm gonna be pondering my haters under the tree that is slowly consuming the wrought iron chair and it will FINALLY be midnight on the doomsday clock for my enemies and sworn slanderers
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
WIP on Mr. Satan
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
My hero rat is putting in that motha fuckin WORK
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
This is dark
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Winds of Magic are blowing strong today, got to my parking garage to discover a Wet Pocket. Upon reviewing the tape with my team, apparently when I was kicking off icicles from my garage, one LANDED IN MY POCKET and made the commute with me. My only evidence is a wet voting sticker and the dregs
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Display, fyi
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
There's a whole cheesecake waiting for me inside this boat
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The perfect crime
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Knight night
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Trying to convince Messiah these guys are out here scooping up teeth
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Game fuckin ripped, this is some Coliseum shit
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Lord grant me the strength to not take home a full vacuum sealed rack of pixies
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
These are some pokemon
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Hey man, I'm the first guy saying video games don't cause violence, and media is only as inflential as you let it be, but Roblox is a mental illness generator
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
What the fuck is this ad
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
She discovered the list she wrote last Sunday before we all got here
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Helping my Little assemble a Christmas present via FaceTime and this is my view. It's going so well, trying to explain what a nut and a screw is without giggling
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
The Big Cat has sent His Avatar, Ozzie
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Showing the cat I share his passion for birding
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
A noble, trembling beast
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Ads with AI summaries telling you what to think about said ad is just one more straw on the targeted self immolation camel
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Rode this bitch, wish I coulda got off after the second rotation, they are not nice to me
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Going to Navy Pier with my little and his family, it's 0 with a wind chill of Eat Shit, let's go to work
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Fuck off
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Turned my brain into bazooka zooka bubblegum, playing FF7OG in the desert, fuckin with scorpions, native hog species circling the house, I can't be killed
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Suckers
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Next up
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Chaos Warrior crew
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Had to teach some 9 year olds a fucking lesson at Laser Tag, they were talking smack to Messiah's little sister and we took them to the fuckin alien infested woodshed
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Failed my active shooter training because I didn't "adopt a non threatening pose when the police showed up"
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Neighbor brought by an RC car that can hit like 40 mph, he has unleashed a beast
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Fuck off lmao
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Again almost causing a serious vehicular incident pulling over to take a picture because I never remember that Phlebotomy and Phrenology are two wildly different things
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Thank you Google maps for allowing me to finally locate the crossroads where in 1947 I sold my soul to the devil for a huge hog
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh yeah I played the DnD game
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
There's a game store here named "Adversity" or something
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
They have a covered walkway leading to the factory and it smells more and more like chocolate the farther up you get
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