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Matty

@mattyhotdogz.bsky.social
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Idiotic bits and Director of Production at Good Time Society. Inventor of The Spalört.

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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If someone doesn’t win this and immediately say Free Palestine on stage I would be shocked and disappointed
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Anje Falkenrath would like to have a word
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
First of all FUCK chik fil a and if you still go there stop it Anyway the eat mor chikin campaign is a perfect encapsulation of American economic warfare and political manipulation. The cows should be fight for the safety of all animals and not stoop to sell out their fellow proletariat chickens
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
None!
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
it's fuck* ajani's pridemade all day every day *negative sense everybody keep your damn pants on
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Had some conversations in which I was the minority advocating that “high three” and “low three” are a bad heuristics for commander. After those conversations and the games played among the players discussing it I think I’m right. Mostly because I think the bracket system is about games not decks.
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is fucken sick
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Also thinking bout how Chris Cox talked about “lowered demand from lower income households” or whatever his specific words were. This is the fault of a generation of business school capitalists. It is not lowered demand, it is lowered purchasing power.
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I know no one cares and no one is listening but I wish we would stop saying “enfranchised” players. The word we mean is “entrenched.” If we entrenched players were enfranchised that would mean we have a say in how the game is made and we’d have a lot less to complain about
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Today is the day Zohran truly became more of NYC
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Losing my mind seeing arguments against commander damage. Everything I see is people going “if you don’t like lifegain run lifegain hate” which is not an argument cause if you don’t like commander damage run commander damage hate
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MaxMakesMagic @maxmakesmagic.com · 07/08/2026
Universes Within 😅
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Invoking Wittgenstein to assess ludonarrative of Star Trek in Magic the gathering. Truly some “I’ve never been kissed” behavior
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Okay here is my problem with this kind of design. It means nothing on its own. It only has ludo-narrative value as a reference to something else. It is empty in and of itself. It forgoes its own story in exchange for a weak icon or index of another story that cannot stand up on its own.
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Crazy that you can just point on the graph to the month that eBay (for TCGPlayer) Union busted
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Magic players traveling internationally 🤝 Pirate captains when mutiny isn’t on the menu
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The British are a deeply unserious people, amplified by the fact that this might be a deeply serious good choice for them
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Kylian Mbappé has now scored half as many goals against Paraguay as Folarin Balogun
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
instantly one of my new all-time favorite sports videos
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Amy the Amazonian @amytheamazonian.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Conniving is such a funny villain mechanic in Magic: The Gathering. This creature is so devious. So evil. They thought an extra thought and then forgot one of them. (and if they forgot something that wasn't about a place, they get stronger)
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
One of the problems I have with current UB design is why do these two cards have basically the same ability
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I am in New York and if I see Jerry Seinfeld I’ll kill him For legal reasons this is a joke
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
We look like…. A real team????
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I literally predicted 4-1 with a gio finisher Amalie can attest I’m a golden god
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Football
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
First goal of the cup is a meg, Korea is looking so good FOOTBALL IS SO BACK BAYBEE
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It is insane that we accept supply as a price indicator as if that is part of a free market
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Damn Matthew Broderick is shilling AI now. That’s the second worst thing he’s done that I can think of, behind the murder
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Downloaded the wrong torrent and instead of showing Veggie Tales at Sunday school I showed Vegeta's Table, a 1991 television program where the Prince of Saiyans expounds on the Prince of Peace through a metaphor of food
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Damn, Gerry Adams looks like the exact midpoint of Stephen Spielberg and George Lucas
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Anyone else having the vertical mobile view for @archidekt.com not show the fields for adding cards to a deck?
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
LOCAL LANDLORD "UNIMPRESSED" BY THE AMOUNT OF WOK HEI I'M GETTING ON HIS BURNERS A WEEK BEFORE I LEAVE
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Benjamin - Part 1
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Ari Zirulnik @arizirulnik.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
boy moms? you mean dads?
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
This is my job
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
*We Don’t Talk About Bruno Voice* 🎵We Need to Talk About Kevin🎵
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Let Carly Rae Jepsen write a World Cup song
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Hey @josephmschultz.bsky.social they’re making a movie for your deck
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Ya to have fun
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Magic friends, I need a copy of every Battle card for a very stupid deck. Please let me know if you have any to part with
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Pegasus is an all time bad TO
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Someone smartwr than me should do an essay about magic art looking right and ideals of progress #mtg
All three Zimone cards, all featuring her facing the right side of frame
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
A FEW SMALL BEERS
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 11/03/2026
The Literary World's Prestigious Taco Bell Quarterly has surpassed 24,000 followers in the sky. I can't even use the Paris Review over here as my villain because I'm crushing them. We are about to surpass Lit Hub. Taco Bell is your Literary Hub now.
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Buckwild that my car will put itself in park in the middle of an intersection if I want to drive with trunk open, or will slam on the brakes if a car dares move within a country mile of me while I’m in reverse, but can’t figure out updating its own clock for daylight saving time
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Been watching Yu-Gi-Oh and that guy sure does just like kill people
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
New baseline for MTG content creator
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
One time I said “you can make anything in a crock pot” and was challenged to make pizza. I did, it was Detroit style and it was awesome. Today I pick up the peel once more to reclaim my fucked up pizza crown
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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Making obscene gestures at the Waymo scouting vehicles to ensure they recognize me as their natural predator
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
They should make gift cards for therapy
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