iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

every time i search for something on here there’s an 80 percent chance I get someone’s drawing of the jugged out version of that something. and frankly it sucks. both the art and the realization I’m the same species as someone cranking their shit to bad drawings of their ork OC with DDDs

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

WeWork office down the hall smell crazy today

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER ALABAMA NONOFFENSIVE TOUCHDOWN JUST TURNED TWOOOOO

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Boss got on Teams to tell me he'd started day drinking and playing Magic. Mother fucker

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Pulled and sauced with vinegar mop sauce, extra crispy bits to cut up into the mix once it's done absorbing The Great Ritual is complete

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Hit 203, in to the oven to rest for an hour, hermetically sealing my kitchen so my house doesn't smell like smoke for eternity

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Refeuled, rewatered, repositioned thermometer At the stall, fire it up

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER ALABAMA NONOFFENSIVE TOUCHDOWN JUST TURNED ONE

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Melissa just Named her first Guy sitting around preparing for our fantasy football draft. It was Kool-Aid. I'm so proud.

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Dude is a contracts lawyer, so could tell the panic was setting in. He finally checked the app I paid him on, and lord wouldn't you know it, he found my contact info. He then had to send it in two halves because of a transfer limit, so this final humiliation has been just so sweet

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Dipshit old landlord "can't find me on Zelle" to send me my security deposit after he received payment from my Zelle account for 5 consecutive years

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

A mechanically silent, passenger silent, dark and rainy purple line train ride this morning, conductor sounds like Angela Bassett, I hope we never get signal clearance

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

12 hours from start to pull, happy football season everyone

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Sachh Kirk might not make it through the process

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Instead of thinking about Matthew Broderick, try thinking about Bo Derek, Matthew.

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Very cool very cool I love conditioning myself to WANT to open the blue app that makes me laugh once every six months and spiral every single other time

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Again made the error of thinking this kind of website is any sort of entertainment outside of football season instead of an infinite energy father-son kamehameha of diarrhea, time to build the drafts back up

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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 02/06/2026

my man was absolutely locked in at the Nashville trucks race

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Downloaded the wrong torrent and instead of showing Veggie Tales at Sunday school I showed Vegeta's Table, a 1991 television program where the Prince of Saiyans expounds on the Prince of Peace through a metaphor of food

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Met 3 neighbors simultaneously, can't die

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

"Why does the 401k plan have the wrong termination dates for three people at one retail store in Michigan in 2007?"

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Two questions I was asked today that people think are parts of my job "The cookie factory doesn't have the right energy infrastructure to put a TV in this hallway, it keeps flickering in and out. What's the scheduling software doing to fix it?" And

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Upon further reading I have been assigned a Single Task from this summary, burn down the data centers

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

5/29/26 - 12:13pm The first time AI has had a positive impact on my life, it summarized a meeting I ran, and it was fine

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

There's a little path against my bushes and the fence between the next house and it's his little highway, gonna try and get a picture of him tonight, #SkunkWatch2026

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Router level VPN and ad blocking so the boys can look up Warhammer rules on the good Russian website without it taking a hundred years

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Maaaaan my motion lights went off and a fat ass skunk was waddling through my yard I'm so hype

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

This is Terry, he's the Bird Nest Bird

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

My presentation to the global hr community went well, but then when we rejoined the meeting as an attendee it took over the whole presentation and started sharing my screen, showing my filthy filthy inbox to every one of my bosses bosses bosses

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Finally have the pig (20lbs cast iron pan) I will carry up the mountain (cooking with it) to get big and strong (big and strong)

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

why are people arguing about bluesky this morning? it’s a rainy day. you could be out there getting drenched and falling ill

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Better use my indoor leaf blower I got off the internet

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Wifi chip burned out on my desktop. Better take the opportunity to upgrade my mobo.

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Patrick turned the lights off on me on the stairs IN MY OWN HOME last night, I think they're on my side

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Doing exposure therapy by standing at the top of my creepy basement stairs at night I will JOIN FORCES with the spirits I will SHARE the Reese's cups with the dread beast that LURKS

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Movers are a different fucking breed man, I thought I was being a good boy by moving my boxes closer to the door but this dude blasting Diana Ross from his phone just picked up three at a time on his back and teleported them out to the truck

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

In the spirit of fairness Chicago drivers are also psychopaths with no regard for human life, I get the "What the fuck" hands after I honk someone and they are holding their phone or gesturing that they were texting as an excuse about 90 percent of the time

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Chicago pedestrians will see a do not walk sign stop blinking, watch traffic fully change, and then step out in front of my car as my light turns green. They are very surprised when I almost hit them with my fucking car.

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I made him press the skeet button before he could leave

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Internet tech HATED proofing this for me

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Getting a fresh juicy line ran from the pole to sustain my girthy internet hole, gonna be shoving so many megs and dregs in that bitch

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Yelling questions at the television that are immediately answered by David Attenborough

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Wired my desktop so well when I went to pack it up I pulled the dock all my cables came out neat and tidy, a sense of satisfaction only a dentist must feel when they pull a tooth and get the whole nervous system in one go

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

When I die I want every perfect peanut I've ever had collected for me to eat again. A parade of Ur Peanuts, I want to share them with George Washington Carver, God damn it.

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