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@lotje.bsky.social
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Terrible at Twitter/whatever. Fan of eating things. Tea drinker. Frequent fangirl. Immigrant. Archaeologist. Humorless feminist. She/they/.. Aggressively joyposting through the horrors.

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Alberta Community Bat Program/Western Bat Program 🦇 @albertabats.bsky.social · 3h
What? Bluesky wants pictures of vampires? YOU CAN'T STOP US! WE LOVE VAMPIRES! (Vampire bats that is)...here are two baby White-winged Vampires. 🦇🦇 #vampires #BatsNeedFriends (especially vampire bats)
Close-up photo of two baby white-winged vampire bats lying side by side on a white towel. The young bats have grey-brown fur, large dark eyes, prominent rounded ears and wrinkled noses. One faces the camera while the other rests partly behind it. Photo: Dan Riskin.
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Lotje @lotje.bsky.social · 9h
"Am I capable?" Cooking: No Whistle: Yes Draw: No, but I like it Paint: " Swim: Yes English: Yes Dance: Enthusiastically, but not, like, aesthetically pleasing Sing: No Drive: Eh Gifting: Depends on the person Write: Utilitarian writing, yes. Creative writing, no. Guitar: Nah Speaking: When prepared
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Lotje @lotje.bsky.social · 9h
I honestly did not drive much before I had a GPS, but even after, I always collected all maps, just in case. Dunno if they still have them, but Welcome Centers along the interstate always had free maps. When my car was totaled and I took all my stuff out, I found it was crammed full of maps.
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Lotje @lotje.bsky.social · 11h
I have posted these bats before and I will post these bats again because I am obsessed with them :P www.loc.gov/pictures/ite...
Ink wash on handmade paper. It's a kind of minimalist drawing/painting of two bats against a moon. There's very few lines in this: it's mostly blocks of color that have a sharper edge and a blurrier edge though the bat shapes are nevertheless extremely clear and the wings have very clear and sharp points on the ends. The bats are in a grey ink. One is seen from the side, one  from the front. The moon is represented by a reddish or pink curved line. It's a semicircle that's more red at the top and fades to grey at the bottom. The paper looks very textured in high resolution, but I'm not sure that will be obvious in bsky quality. It's a brownish yellow in color. I'm not sure if it naturally looked like that or if it yellowed over time. The drawing dates to 1830-1850. More detail in the link.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is your brain full of mind vampires?
A comic all in red, depicting a man with a cut out of his brain with a vampire skulking inside of it. 
Big text at the top says "is your brain full of mind vampires? you are not alone."
The vampire says "bleh! bleh! I am 2000 years old. Bleh! your only desire now is to find my amulet."
The man says "Dang, gotta find that amulet."

Further text at the bottom says "there is no cure for mind vampires but there is support and management. Know the warning signs, get help early."
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BITCHES IT IS ONCE AGAIN TIME
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
dorothy dix in sexy witch costume with pumpkin
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Lotje @lotje.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Even though it's October (the best month!), it's ridiculously hot. Had to hide in the shade to play Pokemon Go :p
High-angle selfie, sitting on a little brick wall in a park setting. I'm looking up at the camera, smiling. I have on black sunglasses with rhinestones on the corners, a bright, sky blue T-shirt (it's bat themed, but the angle does not show that) and darker blue knee -length pants. There's just a hint of one pink high-top shoe in the bottom of the frame. I'm in the shade but there's some tree-filtered sunlight on the ground around me. A historic mansion is reflected in my sunglasses.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 02/10/2026
Butterbutt. An older comic.
A four-panel comic titled "yellow-rumped warbler poem". In panel 1, a yellow-rumped warbler stands on a branch in a late autumn scene, and says "Fall is here." In panel 2, the warbler watches a brown leaf fall to the ground, and says "Winter's near." In panel 3, the warbler faces the viewer as brown leaves fall, and says "Need some cheer?" In panel 4, the warbler is showing its luminous yellow rump, and cheerfully says "See my rear."
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You reach the Gates of Hades & find them guarded by this: (📷: USFWS)
Spooky Season has officially begun, and we’re kicking things off with a three-headed ferret.

OK, technically it’s three black-footed ferrets, but October calls for a little imagination.

Once thought to be extinct, black-footed ferrets are one of North America’s rarest mammals. At the National Black-footed Ferret Conservation Center, staff work to breed and recover these endangered little creatures and return them to the wild.

Cute? Absolutely. Three-headed monster? Only in October.

Photo by USFWS
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Lotje @lotje.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want to go to the gay pirate market!
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
boo
deer with her head in a jack o'lantern
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Aled Thompson @aledthompson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's spooky season which means I can finally bring this piece back 🎃🐈‍⬛
A pumpkin patch featuring multicoloured pumpkins, some with carved faces, and black and white cats, frogs, crows and foliage
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Jillybean @jhammerstone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Delicate Pale Purple Dahlia💕 Happy October 🌱🧡 #flowers #gardening #dahlia #October #bloomscrolling #nature
Pale purple dahlia in a garden - spotted on a walk
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Alberta Community Bat Program/Western Bat Program 🦇 @albertabats.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
October belongs to the bats. 🦇🍂 They migrate, hibernate, navigate with sound and live surprisingly long lives. And there's still so much we don't know about them. It's Bat Month! All October we'll be sharing the science, stories and mysteries of bats. Come hang out with us. 🦇
A Little Brown Myotis rests on grey tree bark with a dark background. Text reads October is Bat Month! Come Hang With Us! Logos of both WCS Western Bat Program and the Alberta Community Bat Program. PHoto by Jason Headley.
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Lotje @lotje.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I didn't realize I was running low on the little stickers I like to include in those and of course now I don't have time to get more. Sorry!
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Rachel Holliday Smith @rachelholliday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
subway mosaic enjoyer has logged on once again
stunning mosaic at times square showing a person-like figure covered in vivid flower blooms
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dang I love scary season
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Happy Halloween Pumpkin Dance
Alt: Happy Halloween Pumpkin Dance
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Lotje @lotje.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You want a thematic analysis of last year's October movies? 😀(I was doing this last year, but then one of my monitors broke and I can't be expected to wrangle multiple spreadsheets on a single monitor. Then when I finally got back to it, I kept thinking of more categories, and ANYWAY...)
2D graph with horizontal bars. 37 tags are listed in the order of how many times they appeared:

Comedy	13
Body Horror	10
Demons	10
Lovecraftian	9
Necromancy/Resurrection	9
Revenge	9
Family	8
Interdimensional shennanigans	8
Technology	8
Cursed object	7
Precognition/Fate	7
Aliens	6
Ghosts	6
Magic	6
Maniac	6
Cursed/magical location	5
People	5
Religion	5
Weird kink stuff	5
Extra long lifespan	4
Human sacrifice	4
Vampires	4
Weird cult	4
Post-apocalyptic desolation	3
Space	3
Witches	3
Amnesia/Mindfuckery	2
Halloween	2
Monsters	2
Possession	2
Time travel	2
Weirdly horny	2
Clowns	1
Deal with the devil	1
Mummies	1
Werewolves	1
Zombies	1
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Majora’s Flask @sonicbaby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(\_/) ( •_•) / >🎃 Spooky season is the best season.
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As a Babylon 5 fan since day one, I definitely enjoy seeing it on the covers of the sci-fi and TV mags of the day in this spread from the B5 reddit. B5, DS9, Xena, X-Files, Highlander; a parade of 90s sci-fi, drama, and fantasy adventure TV. Just needs Stargate SG-1 to be somewhere too!
A photo of an array of DreamWatch, Sci-fi, and TV Zone mags spread out, all with B5 actors and scenes on the covers.
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Lotje @lotje.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula" (Apologies for the deep cut :P )
Still from a TV show. Three characters looking intently at something just next to/beyond the camera. They are three of the main characters from the show Merlina, all turned into vampires. The vampire makeup on them for some reason includes a lot of blush. The older man in the back is wearing a full vampire cape and everything, while the two women wear little white scarves to hide the bite marks on their neck. 

This is from a kids show about a PI agency that was on in the 80s. They did a vampire episode that was incredibly silly but nevertheless scared the crap out of me as a child.

The logo for VRT1 is in the left to corner. It's the logo they used from 2015-2019 (handwritten "één"), so not the logo that was in use when this originally aired.
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Alethea Kontis 알리티아 @aletheakontis.com · 01/10/2026
Happy October! 🖤🍁💀🎃
The sweet transvestite from Transylvania tosses off her cloak at the stroke of midnight on October 1 
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The smallest bat in North America is the canyon bat (Parastrellus hesperus), also called the western pipistrelle or American parastrelle. They weigh about 3–6 grams, the weight of a US penny, sheet of paper, or teaspoon of sugar. In flight, they're sometimes confused for moths or butterflies.
A tiny smoke-grey furry bat with darker face, ears and wings.  The big story is the tiny size.  The entire bat fits on a portion of a human's thumb, a tee-weeny tiny little guy.

This is a viral photo that's circulated for years, but I found it on r/BatFacts posted by u/Pardusco.
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me tomorrow
COMING UP

GOBLIN TIME

image shows a man in a dracula costume with teeth out
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Lotje @lotje.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
These are taking me kind of a long time to write. I'm lovingly hand writing and hand decorating* them, but I always do that. Maybe it's because I'm using a lot of washi tape and I suck at sticking it on straight :p Anyway, would still love to add you! Shiny black envelopes! You know you want one.
Several spread out piles of shiny black envelopes, seen from the back. They have little jack-o'-lantern closing stickers, silver bat stamps, and some pink bat stickers on them. There's 14 envelopes total.
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Potion-making
painting of a capybara dressed as a witch holding a broom, a black cat dressed as witch and a frog dressing as witch with butterfly wings they are close to a pumpkin where the cat mix a potion inside it with a magic wand
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A Whole Damn Town! @im.a.whole.damn.town · 30/09/2026
Twin Peaks: Margaret Lanterman aka the Log Lady, making tea.
Margaret Lanterman aka the Log Lady, making tea. Twin Peaks S01E06 - Cooper’s Dreams.
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Lotje @lotje.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Where's the Halloween stamps, USPS?? (They did a Day of the Dead design maybe 3 years ago and I still have some of those, but definitely not enough for my current batch of Halloween cards)
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Lotje @lotje.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My Halloween cards are in from the print shop!! As usual, the colors don't match the original painting, but they are definitely good enough to send, so let me know if you want one! The season has officially begun! 🎃🦇👻
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Lotje @lotje.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I once smacked a random man who was "saving" me from some other random man, because his rescue strategy involved grabbing me and claiming ownership.
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Lotje @lotje.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I came home, I reopened the uhh... many tabs I had open when I left and among them was this, for reasons I can't quite recall now, so I must of course share again. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtAn...
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Official Babylon 5 Music Videos - I Need a Hero
YouTube video by Babylon5MusicVideos
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Bat Conservation International 🦇 @batcon.org · 28/09/2026
Did you know there are a few lucky places that have an official state bat? Read our latest blog to see if your state is one of the lucky ones! www.batcon.org/states-with-bats
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State Bats
Does your state have an official bat?
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 28/09/2026
{through heaving sobs} LETS GO LESBIANS
crying salute meme
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Lotje @lotje.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Did Cosabella get bought out or something? Sometime in the last year they got rid of most of their non-standard size categories* and today my Cosabella address got an email from some company called Journelle.
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Lotje @lotje.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Redbubble just started sending me daily emails again. They banned my (much used) account years ago for reasons they never explained (just sent me boilerplate linking to rules I hadn't broken). I probably angrily unsubscribed at that time. You should not be allowed to ban me and then spam me.
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Lotje @lotje.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I didn't have ANY candy corn last year. None of the stores I checked had any. I MUST get some candy corn this year.
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Kate Strasdin @katestrasdin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’d like to propose an autumn filled with plummy crushed velvet which feels entirely appropriate as summer has given way to chill September mornings here in the South West of England. It would feel like hoiking around your own cosy sofa. Late #1880s #museumatFIT #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
Side view of a deep purple velvet bustle dress with high collar, fitted button down bodice and ruched skirt
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Lotje @lotje.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Have you ever written to a company to complain/express your disappointment about their HP collab/merch? How did that go? I mostly expect them to just ignore me.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Lotje @lotje.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Since I'm in my Log Lady Era, I must repost Log Lady.
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Lotje @lotje.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My Fitbit didn't count most of that as steps, how RUDE.
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Lotje @lotje.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I journeyed most of the way home with a broken wheel on my suitcase. It was fine as long as I pushed it just the right way. But then, near the end, ANOTHER wheel broke (it looks like it melted???) and yea, it was a struggle. But I'm home at my desk and I have tea and empanadas.
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Lotje @lotje.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm home with only a mild delay. I guess it was very fortuitous I booked the 127 rather than the 143 or the 195.
A departures screen at Moynihan Train Hall, showing my train among a bunch of cancelled trains, including the two named in the post. They are all Northeast Regional trains to DC.
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Lotje @lotje.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good morning, New York! Bit damp this morning.
A very grey early morning view of Manhattan from across the water. The sky is several layers of grey and the water is dark and a bit choppy. Ask the lights of the city are a bit fuzzy.
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Lotje @lotje.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Riding into town on storm, as one does 😀
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Lotje @lotje.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's kind of a long story 😀
Mirror selfie. I'm wearing a lot of bat things. Outfit is a light pink lace top with long sleeves with a black calf -length skirt with lots of white bats on the lower half. Under that, pink ankle boots with red, green, and white flowers. In also wearing a large bag pregnant, a fuzzy bat headdress, and a fuzzy bat face bracelet. My mask is purple with bats against a full moon. My earrings are also bat themed but they're tragically not visible here.
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Trenton Hoshiko | Filmmaker & Entrepreneur @trentonhoshiko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Other minority groups mocking the masking lesbian bar, which was launched into wider view by far right terfs, really does not sit well with me at all. Have some compassion and solidarity!!
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Lotje @lotje.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Force 12 winds yesterday morning and the night before + more bad weather tomorrow, but right now it's sooooo beautiful!
A beautiful calm ocean seen through a hull opening. It's a very blue image. There a few very small clouds on the faintly yellow horizon. Hardly any waves other than the ones made by the ship.
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Lotje @lotje.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
[Sorry for shitty quality. This is the tiny cam window from my stream overlay]
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