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Lorelei! 💜

@loreleiaurelia.bsky.social
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Another gay trans animal lover? Probably autistic? Yeah, I'm just ✨unique✨ like that. Become Unhinged Married to @robinlune.bsky.social 💙

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11h
when i was a kid my teachers warned us not to click links on Wikipedia because it wasn't safe
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cj 🔜 LBX 716 @ceeejus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
miss magpie
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me: no worries (galadriel voice) but they were all of them deceived, for another worry was made
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mother Mushroom and her children (circa 1900) by Polish artist, Edward Okuń
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zheida ➡️ COMMS OPEN @zheida.northsky.social · 22/09/2026
"WHAT AM I GOING YO TELL MY WIFE??" dude I'm in tears hope they all die
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 21/09/2026
The United Kingdom is awash with an epidemic of medical professionals who don't want to do their fucking jobs
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think I'm in love with Kevin 😻 #Caturday
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Khayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time
Tweet by @alexqarbuckle:

SOUP MAGNETO: There’s something different about you today. New haircut?

GUARD: Nope.

SOUP MAGNETO: Ah yes… you had a big bowl of Soup for lunch.

GUARD: What? I —AAAUUGHH [soup molecules are torn from his body and formed into bouillon cubes which smash the soup-free prison]
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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SMGold | Commissions Open @smgold.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Samus is BACK and BOY is she HUNGRY
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the dubious maya @meatcvnt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
vampire charlie kirk be like counting or not counting fang violence
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ande ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ @andewitt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
they are friends c:
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🔞Gr4nd After Dark @gr4ndafterdark.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I am similar to a jinjo in that: - i am small - i go "help" in a cute voice - i am collectible - i do gay little dances for attention
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A transgender ally
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You thought it would be "fun"? That you could just post about one of your mom's quirky traits and the Internet wouldn't psychoanalyze her and reflect their own mommy issues back at you with wildly unearned authority? Oh you fool. You sweet, naive fool.
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Studio Null Games - Will O Wing @studionullgames.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Will O Wing Official Gameplay Trailer. Play our demo on Steam today!
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DrMary @drshowup.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What Calvin said..
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 26/08/2026
A phenomenal woman
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
outstanding contribution to the Being Back Shame political project
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I mean. Yes, even in-universe: Because the man who actually, canonically invents Metal Gear is only alive in one scene, where he drunkenly explains that putting legs on a tank is GENIUS
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I Liv, I Die, Oliviagain Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Screenshot from Reddit r/Conservative: 

"Is my boss a communist? I think my boss might be a communist. So a while ago, ! got my first paycheck at my new job at a fast food place. I guess it wasn't too bad, but I did the math and figured out that I sold a lot more food per hour than I got paid for, even when you account for the price of the food. When I tried to talk to him about it, he said we're all part of one big team, but some people get paid more than others. This is suspiciously close to the famous
"some are more equal than others" from my favorite book, Animal Farm and is what really got me thinking about this. We make the money, and then he takes it and gives it to someone else who doesn't even work!
I'm no economist, but this is textbook socialism. I think l've come to the conclusion that the best way for me to combat these socialist business practices would be teaming up with my fellow workers unify out power and demonstrate that we understand the full value of our labor. Anyone else have similar experiences with obviously Marxist bosses before, or any other advice?"
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hey y'all this post is my downfall does anyone need anything while I'm down there
Someone coming into my DM's to talk to me about my "adhd is so stupid what do you mean i have a terabyte of installed video games and also no video games" postI try to relateThey let me know they're calling me out and that this post will be my downfall
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
are padawans “snuffbait”? longest thread in the jedi council forum history locked by master yoda after 66 pages of heated debate
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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🐈‍⬛🌙 @lune.monster · 13/08/2026
Stole this from the comments because this shit shouldn't be behind a paywall.
Crucially, the GLOVE has limitations, chief among them that for the device to work effectively and deliver its restraining pain shock, it must come into contact with the subject's bare skin. According to Compliant Technologies, the gloves won't work through dry clothing or thick hair. The gloves will work, however, if the subject is wearing thin, wet clothing, such as soaked T-shirts or blouses. The GLOVE also does not like being dunked in water and will likely be rendered inoperable if this happens.
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Cities aren't loud. Cars are loud.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
heroic stuff here
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/08/2026
“According to our trials, squinting your eyes and dramatically stating, ‘Hey dickbreath, suck on this,’ produced a dramatic surge in overall ballistic capacity,” said the study’s lead author
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Study: Explosive Power Of Rocket Launcher Increased 35% By Shouting 'Suck On This'
BALTIMORE—Calling the study’s findings “revolutionary” for anyone currently staring down a henchman or terrorist, a study from Johns Hopkins University published Thursday found that the explosive powe...
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Chris B-Eeeeek!-ler 👻 @cwbuecheler.com · 06/08/2026
I would like to see more companies admit this - being a public company no longer means running a successful, thriving business. It strictly means delivering growth to investors, every single quarter, who do not care at all about the product the company sells or the people who produce it.
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Adam 🐙 @mrkrabs173.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
deleting a big ass game probably feels good as fuck for the computer
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normal sara @sarasocial.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
my brother was literally dropped on his head the day after he was born and somehow i’m still the autistic faggot of the family
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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
[looks at protagonist and deuteragonist] soooo which one of you is the person and which is the horse
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
guy who watched dragon ball z learning superman's origin story for the first time: wow they copied goku
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Lissa Harris 🌈🗑️🔥⚔️🐀 @lissaharris.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
frontiers in alternative energy
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Commercial Solar Guy @commercialsolarguy.com · 29/06/2026
“Comparing 1 acre of growing corn for ethanol, to 1 acre of solar panels to charge EVs”
Bar chart comparing annual vehicle miles per acre for corn versus Solar with the Solar being about 70 times greater
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I Liv, I Die, Oliviagain Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This is literally why there's a bipartisan effort to remove internet access from young people. It's an attack on queer people, leftists, and anyone who questions authority. They don't want our children finding out that MLK and Frida Kahlo were socialists or that Stonewall was a riot.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 28/06/2026
A real bargain for the monsterfuckers out there
Sign offering a “Hydra facial” for $99
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Alex M-O | Wishlist Rune Fencer Illyia! @amodev.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
i created this meme like 4 years ago on twitter and it went super viral and i think i got like 20 death threats. that's how you know i was cooking with this one
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If you know you know @privatechand.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I don’t even follow basketball and I am not from and have never lived in NYC but this thread is genuinely lovely.
Mamdani skeets: HISTORY. First reply: MY MAYOR MUSLIM. Next: MY BAGELS JEWISH.  Next: THE POPE’S ON OUR SIDE. Last: KNICKS IN FIVE.
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
who did this to me
A screenshot of the IMDB page for Make Some Noise. The show description reads: "An insecure yet lovable bearded man relies on his many friends to make face/mouth noises to prevent himself from having to work a desk job and/or move back in with his parents".
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Bari Weiss somehow manages to be one of the most repellent people in an age dense with such filth
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
"Approximately how many 'are you trans?' tests are you going to take until you realize you've known the answer all along? You can hide from yourself, but you cannot hide from me."
Psycho Mantis
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 07/06/2026
hardest shit i've ever seen
bathroom stall with a drawing of a dog that says woof which reads: antifa dog says support the dolls <3
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 18/05/2026
a tweet from a yankees fan that says "we just lost the subway series to the mets and this was the score and there has never been anything worse in the world" with a screen cap of the scorebug that says 6 7
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Kirk McKeand @mckkirk.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Too much has happened in the past year and I can’t take the MMO term “transmogged” seriously anymore.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
A man catches himself before stepping on a banana peel and says "heh. almost slipped on that banana peel. Classic bit." The banana peel then launches itself towards his face like an Alien Facehugger. The man, now supine, looks horrified as his stomach expands. In an explosion of viscera a banana pops out of his stomach.
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dataphreak 🌕 @whyareyoubuyingclothesatthesoup.store · 15/05/2026
Slay the Spire 2 screenshot of the Necrobinder fighting Decimillipede. A speech bubble suggests that the Necrobinder is speaking the quoted post.
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Bo(o) 𓃖 🎃🏳️‍⚧️🚫🧊 @moowoofbo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This is unhealthy, irresponsible, and is going to get people stalked if not killed
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New AI tool lets heartbroken users ‘recreate’ their exes and people are divided - Dexerto
An AI agent that can ‘recreate’ people’s exes by using their texts and social media is sparking a fierce debate in China.
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