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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀

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transgender math princess she/her/it/its, 27 bottom surgery semi-guide: www.scribblehub.com/read/2474322-ki… memoir thing: www.scribblehub.com/series/2082757/…

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Nadia H. Slimegirl @nadia.kindgirls.online · 1h
I was angry and sad that I cant get pregnant and then I realized that the only thing that matters to my children is that I’m there for them.
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 1h
where they sent my old parts after bottom surgery:
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 3h
next three months of kaysie mental health hinging entirely on her toddler niece’s halloween costume
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 19h
this doesn’t describe me at all, *my* voice named herself!! “that isn’t better” oh.
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 19h
this doesn’t describe me at all, *my* voice named herself!! “that isn’t better” oh.
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 20h
just spent like five minutes reading about mahjong and i think i understand significantly less about how it works
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 21h
oh, you have the gene that makes cigarettes and smokers smell bad? damn, that sucks. no wonder u don’t like smoking then
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
boyfriend deleted account = one less like on all my posts. expecting the rest of you to pick up the slack
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.·*.♡ 𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ𝓈𝓈 𝓅𝓊𝒹𝒹𝓁ℯ ♡.·*. :3 @raynpuddle.useless.pet · 02/10/2026
woof meowning puppy doggies and little kittens and also everyone else also!!!! TODAY IS BRING YOUR BALL TO WORK DAY!!! THE DAY WHEN YOU BRING YOUR FAVORITE BALL TO WORK!!! Spread the word to all your ouppy doggys and kitty kittens bc its gonna be good day if everyone brings their ball to work!!! 🎾
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Chloe 🌹, fractal femme @lunarweasel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm not even really interested in litigating what the "right" thing to do is, I'm just trying to figure out what my own values make of this. On the one hand, rape culture needs to be dismantled, but on the other I want to believe redemption is possible for everyone, if they're willing to change
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OH MY GOD IT’S ACTUALLY THE SAME GUY. i had to sit thru a speech from this fucking idiot in undergrad, about why nixon was innocent. there’s exactly one guy (geoff shepard) still trying to convince everyone nixon is innocent and he’s so dumb and people are listening to him because they’re also dumb
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
YES i want bigger tits. NO i’m not going to do any of the things that would give me bigger tits. except domp maybe
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
just got introduced to a board game called “Cozy Stickerville.” and like that’s a Community episode where abed uses the cutesy aesthetics of the game to lull the gang into a false sense of security (jeff: “oh, it’s a britta game”) before ruthlessly destroying them in a cutthroat sticker-person war
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BAD OMEN: always-barefoot grad student spotted wearing shoes
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
good morning everybo- BOO!!! haha got you. i fucking got you. oh wait are you actually scared? oh my god you're shaking. do you need to sit down??
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 01/10/2026
did u hear? the DoE is actually strengthening title IX protections for college campuses. yeah all it took to convince them was allowing “rapist” to be added as a protected class
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Dahlia @robotranny.soy · 01/10/2026
polycule broke up becuase of an argument about trains call that autistic differences
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 01/10/2026
you notice how everybody is getting a pussy lately? Shoutout to pussy 🙏
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
attention: OCTOBER OCTOBER OCTOBER that is all
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Haunter @holybible.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Plz help if you can things just keep worse & worse & at this point im genuinely considering cancelling surgery just so im not homeless the month after lol
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Peppermarcie comic :)
Comic starring peanuts characters Peppermint
Patty and Marcie
P1: patty says "I was thinking, what if Chuck starts dating one of us and then he goes in for a kiss? We're completely inexperienced!"
P2: patty grabs marcie by the shoulders and says
"Marcie! We only have one option, we have to practice with each other! Kiss me!" Marcie says "of course, sir"
P3: they kiss
P4: marcie is wiping off her glasses, saying "By the by, this is the 10th time you've asked to practice kissing, sir. You're allowed to just kiss me y'know."
Patty is blushing with her hands in her face, she is telling marcie to shuddup
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they’re bullying me for this they’re calling me mean names like “little miss perfect pussy” and “surgeon’s pet”
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
got a good grade in pussy which is both normal to want and possible to achieve
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i’m the youngest person in the urology clinic waiting room by probably 20 years
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
thermos doing slightly-too-good job of keeping coffee hot
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ah, the open road. just me, my car, and DRAGON ROOST ISLAND — FROM THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: WIND WAKER SOUNDTRACK — TEN HOUR VERSION
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bug fables: the everlasting sapling title screen. a cute bug town full of bug racism
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sentient toy that wants somebody to buy it:
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(looking at 0-9 score) red sox might lose this one tbh
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
on frats:
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
disband frats holy fuck
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i wish there was a good way to say “i already knew that” w/out sounding like a dick
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
searching for a job for the first time in like 7 years and i’m noticing this sucks? has anyone else noticed that this is just absolute balls or just me
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
on sale
A digital painting of Leafeon

A leafeon naps in a basket of peppers at a produce stand bathed in sunlight. Partly eaten peppers sits nearby, while the price tag has been replaced with a half-off label: "leftovers" They're a bargain, so pepper stir-fry it is tonight. Now then... let's make sure we don't wake the little sleeper
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
both of my parents seem to think i’m living at old apartment as if i didn’t move in w bf over a year ago??
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Erin Grievances @erinbartram.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One reason to learn about things outside your major is so that you have something to talk about with people at parties and on dates. No amount of money will make up for you being a crushing bore. History majors learn this early but I guess it takes other people longer.
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
headache and ibuprofen isn’t helping. then whAT THE FLUFF AM I PAYING YOU FOR, IBUPROFEN??
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
starting to think i do, in fact, miss the old kanye
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
screenshot of a 4mo kaysie draft. it reads

“so basically i found out ethel cain hasn’t had bottom surgery in the wildest way possible”
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you can never say another game is “like Disco Elysium but [x]” because somehow it always turns out [x] is also in Disco Elysium
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
genuinely think i could get my mom into one piece w one good shove and i kinda want to
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
time to play the hit game Where Can This Tranny Work? how do you play, you ask? if the Tranny finds a job in a state that *stays* safe for her, she wins! if not, she loses! wow, that sounds like fun, when can we start? oh, well you see, YOU’RE ALREADY PLAYING
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
video description: a lively and curious orange cat squeezes under the divider between the customer and ticket office. then the cat, in a variety of cute outfits, poses and trots around the office
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
student commented on my one piece tattoo the other day: “that’s another tuff tattoo” …i wasn’t aware i had any “tuff” tattoos, let alone two or more
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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love how you can tell which gaming communities attract the Queers with Anxiety because the forums fill up with topics like "I feel like I want to restart, but I worry that makes me weird" and, like, babygirl it's Stardew Valley and I think you need a hug
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Haunter @holybible.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Research is such a fucking fake job ppl in the lab were asking me what I’m up to & it’s like oh I’m petitioning the government for money. yeah for my little ideas the gov will pay me to play with & write little papers for
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
1) at friend’s 2) this is the friend borrowing my copy of Paul Takes the Form of a Mortal Girl 3) oh. it still has my bookmark in it 4) in the middle of the book? what page did i have it bookmarked to? 5) flip it open 6) paul is begging gf to piss in his mouth right. i did bookmark that, yeah
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
ppl who ate their twin in the womb r always way too excited to share that. u should be in prison for what u did u sick fuck
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kaysie rose-from-the-dead 🥀 @alwayskayday.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
me to the interviewer as i pull out yet another iced coffee:
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