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Pete @lordlandshark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6DF... I really wasn't expecting a Geist reference in the year 2026.
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Introducing the Smoot-Andromedas | Monster Factory
YouTube video by The McElroy Family
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Line @linesonwhite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something deep inside me told me I should draw Donkey Kong today.
A four panel comic titled "Hours, Bananas, Doors."
Donkey Kong awakens staring at himself in a mirror, then stares down at his hand as he notices a strange watch on his wrist.
Staring at his wrist, the watch turns out to be one of the numbered bracelets from 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors from the Zero Escape series. It's Junpei's bracelet. For some reason.
Peach then asks a confused Donkey Kong, "Donkey Kong? Have you ever heard of the Parallel Banana Theory?"
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Pete @lordlandshark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I guess I was almost right. But in no universe would I have predicted getting VR remakes before we get AA7.
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Pete @lordlandshark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
No idea if Ranking of Kings is ever going to get a season 2, but that first season hit at a perfect time for me.
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Bowser's Breakfast Challenge
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Pete @lordlandshark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I respect the creators of the Poirot TV show who read Sherlock Holmes, assumed all detectives must be gay, and shouted "Get that Belgian into an all-male throuple asap".
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Pete @lordlandshark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I drew a comic strip.
a comic strip. The first panel shows a goblin in a long coat approaching a guard. The second panel has the goblin saying "we're just normal men!". The third panel has the guard replying "what do you mean normal men?". The fourth panel shows both the goblin in the coat and the guard. The coat is beginning to open to show many goblins within. The guard looks suspicious and a goblin emerging from the coat is saying "We're just innocent men!"
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 11/09/2026
Phoenix, it's me, Maya! Remember to collect evidence for this case by activating your Magatama Vision to highlight clues in the area. You can also follow trails generated by your Magatama Vision which will lead you to other locations of interest. You may just find a collectable badge along the way~
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Pete @lordlandshark.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Okay Capcom. You've remastered literally EVERYTHING Ace Attorney possible, including the crossover no-one liked. You have no choice but to start making Ace Attorney 7.
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Pete @lordlandshark.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A fairly minimal Direct for people who aren't going to buy Switch 2 editions of Switch games, but I'm happy we're getting Kirby and Metroid soon.
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Pete @lordlandshark.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Has anyone ever opened a dedicated game tracking mobile app whilst playing a game? It seems like such a bizarre thing to spend development time on. Especially with the cool tapestry thing in game.
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It’s called AA7 because whenever Capcom teases me like this I go AA at least 7 times
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Pete @lordlandshark.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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screenshot archive of internet @archiveofficial.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 31/08/2026
Some friends are teaching their baby ASL as an early bridge to speech and they made the mistake of teaching her “want” as a concept. Now she wanders around the house signing “want” all the time as an expression of unfocused desire. They fucked up and made the baby invent the opposite of Buddhism.
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Pete @lordlandshark.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When will GTA finally recreate fantasies people *really* want? Like having a cousin who regularly wants to go bowling.
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Pete @lordlandshark.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Rumours of Ace Attorney 7 are bubbling up again. I've reached the stage of grief with AA7 where I'm unsure if I want it any more. Great Ace Attorney 3 however, plug that into my veins.
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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Pete @lordlandshark.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
They never warn you that newborn babies' default sleep sound is "taking poison damage in Oblivion".
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
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Warrior_Snail @kungfuaction.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
en esta economía??????
nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020
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Pete @lordlandshark.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Rapidly scanning the replies for anyone saying Napoleon Dynamite so I can hunt them down.
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Chris Warriner @kingdarian.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga (GBA) - Professor E. Gadd talks to Mario and Luigi in from of a portrait of himself: If ever you have any hardships... Or any sad days...Then you can gaze upon this picture and think of me...
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Pete @lordlandshark.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Inside you are two wolves. They're both sleepy lil guys.
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Pete @lordlandshark.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I unironically think this would convince my brother to buy a Switch 2.
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
they should put Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts on Switch 2
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Pete @lordlandshark.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Finally watched the episode Darmok of TNG and I can't explain how happy it made me to show this to my fiancée and have her laugh at it.
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Pete @lordlandshark.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Don't worry everyone, I dropkicked my lit disposable barbecue into field of cows. We're safe.
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Pete @lordlandshark.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Suddenly remembered I never finished Echoes of Wisdom. I played 4 hours and literally only remember putting beds everywhere. Probably worth going back to it now I have a bit of time.
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Pete @lordlandshark.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I can only assume the protagonist of the new Fire Emblem is a gammon who travels a fantasy world calling all women "birds" or "luv".
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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This man may be the sickest super mario universe character and we'll never know.
in Super Mario Odyssey, Mario meets a New Donker at the start of an obstacle course sub-area in New Donk City. "This is where I do all my training," he says.
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Pete @lordlandshark.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A cool eclipse sky and a confused little Jasper.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My son keeps making incredible edits of whatever classic sitcom he's hyperfixating on this time. Here's the latest one.
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Pete @lordlandshark.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
With the solar eclipse happening this evening, don't forget to take the opportunity to beat up your local fire lord.
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 29/04/2026
Hbombergarf
Four panel comic: panel one shows a wall with floral wallpaper and three “thnk” sound effects; panel two shows an axe tearing through with a loud “WHUNK”; panel three shows Garfield appearing through the hole with narrowed eyes, saying “Who are you gonna serve that soggy lasagna to, Jon?”; panel four shows Garfield with angry eyes and baring his teeth, yelling with censored grawlix symbols, “FUCKING AQUAMAN?!” 

This is drawn as a reference to the Hbomberguy video meme.
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Pete @lordlandshark.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It always seems insane so many Deliveroo drivers are collecting from McDonald's. If you're paying like £8 for delivery why not order from any other cheap takeaway?? Surely you eat McDonald's just because it's there, not out of choice.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
How did you get so cool, Kim?
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Pete @lordlandshark.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A guy came to the door trying to sell me a new internet package but got distracted by my Mob Psycho t-shirt and ended up just excitedly asking me about anime.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 29/07/2026
Is this guy seriously named Two Bears High-Fiving
Fallout New Vegas screenshot of a NOC named Two Bears High-Fiving
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Pete @lordlandshark.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
In an appointment the midwife used the phrase "When your body is ready" and my brain activated like I'm a sleeper agent ready to do Reggie Fils-Aime's bidding.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Holy shit, “Just one small problem Sell their houses to who, Ben? Fucking Aquaman?” is a Haiku
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Pete @lordlandshark.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Accidentally discovered you can lobotomise all other racers in Mario Kart World if you just don't drift for a bit.
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Pete @lordlandshark.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Me, when I was told to get glasses for driving.
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Pete @lordlandshark.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Beware the cursed piss statue.
Sergio Furnari, originally from Italy, had hoped the statue of the deceased far-right activist, which he intends to display in Times Square, would raise “millions” of dollars. Instead, he said he has been inundated by messages from people saying they intend to urinate on the sculpture.

To add injury to insult, Furnari recently broke his foot working on the statue, after tripping over a roll of tape in his studio.

“Is it cursed? Maybe. I don’t know,” he told the Guardian.
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Pete @lordlandshark.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It's my birthday so everyone gets a free foot pic 🦈 🎁
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Pete @lordlandshark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It's genuinely impressive how high the skill ceiling is in Mario Kart World. Watching anyone on YouTube play it is like they're driving a different set of tracks which are 75% walls and rails.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
the two outfits for men
A photo of a dog peeking out of a car window. The placement of the dog and the person taking the photo — where the lower half of the person's outfit is reflecting off the car door — makes it look like the dog is wearing a button-up shirt and tan pants. A photo of a dog peeking out of a car window. The placement of the dog and the person taking the photo — where the lower half of the person's outfit is reflecting off the car door — makes it look like the dog is wearing a t-shirt and shorts.
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