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Swan Ronson

@longratulations.bsky.social
2.4K followers 4.3K following 53 posts

GenX cat dad to 4 cat boys. Fuck the fascists. Post orange cunts face? BLOCK. No crypto, no porn, no maga. No only fans either, sorry ladies. I know I'm irresistible, I'm both a Cat and a Swan!

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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Very fucking carefully I'd imagine! 😂
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@jefftiedrich.bsky.social
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Money laundering operation? Just asking questions
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Noted, I'll post them publicly and tag you if that's ok 😂
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I have cats, I'm already doing this for free. Wtf?
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I like cheese
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
And schoolboy brain didn't pick up on "Smelania"...
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Same, my bday twin...
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a man singing into a microphone wearing a hat and sunglasses
ALT: a man singing into a microphone wearing a hat and sunglasses
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
There was one, but Fonz didn't start it youtu.be/gCDoUfHmUGI?...
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Family guy Church of The Fonz
YouTube video by Rasmus Jensen
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Created an account fit for purpose, just so I could get my 2c in.
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Someone is always there - Repost from @thetrumpcrisis.bsky.social National Suicide Prevention Hotlines 1-800-273-8255 (USA) 1.833.456.4566 (Canada) Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK) 13 11 14 (Australia) 1737 call or text (New Zealand)
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
The Batman vs Superman we need, but don't deserve...
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I know! Right?!!
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Already following you cause I recognised you from the bad place 😎
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Was a problem on the bad place too - oh, you're selling a tee shirt? BLOCK! 😎
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Borrowed from @ontja.bsky.social and amended due to my vehement anti Trump face policy. Besides which, Ralph is smarter.
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Cat piss and fake blood.
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Wrong, you are not. No, I will not say! 🤣
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💙RoamingCaptainRoman💙 @roamingcaptain.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljIQ... I have the earworm, so everyone else has to 😊
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Simple Minds - Alive And Kicking
YouTube video by SimpleMindsVEVO
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I don't blame you... NO DISASSEMBLE!
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I dare. You may be a bit controversial for some people, but here you're an alright cunt mate!
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
2nd attempt, these guys are nuts trying to follow EVERYONE back! 🤣
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Pick Me GIF
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Oh, that's good! Scrolled and noticed the local power socket 😎
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
No matter how old you are, if you sit on an office spinning chair, you spin
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
[on death bed] I caught a man cold.
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Men: Toxic masculinity is not cool. Never was, never will be.
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
STOP POSTING TRUMP'S FACE! WE'RE ON THE SAME FUCKING TEAM HERE, WE'RE ALL SICK TO DEATH OF HIM.
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
You're good people, rescue carers are the best.
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Someone needs to decommission Putin STAT. Then go after his payroll. The list is larger than we realise.
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Sure! Can you bring your puppies so I can fill in for you? I have 4 kitties who would be pleased to meet you 😊
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
You posted his face. Goodbye.
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I'll settle for no longer living, it's a good runner up present.
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
That'd be great meme requesting people stop posting Trump's face. I'm over him, as we all are.
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walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
me sitting at a counter with a spread of tools and sweat pouring down my face as i try to figure out how to defuse a bath bomb
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Same, but only to change all my details to be about Musk being a cunt, incl my handle. Then deactivated it again.
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Ashley Kuckelman @ashleyvotesblue.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
This ~ 💯%
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I've only got "Kendall Jenner", I need to up my game!
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
media.tenor.com
Pick Me GIF
Alt: Pick Me GIF, minion in a coat waving one arm at a time
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
wow I can’t believe the billionaire pedophile who goes to pedophile island and owns the nazi pedophile website would call it pedosky that’s so crazy
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🦋•𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓈𝒶 •🦋 @alienissa.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father. Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
DO NOT OBEY AT ALL. FUCK THE FASCISTS
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
D. We were mutuals on the other site, but I understand bigger accounts will take a while to follow back. Need to work on my smartass comments 🤣
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
#Blessed 🥰
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Very kind of you, thank you 😊
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Followed 😊
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
All I want for Christmas is for Twitter to keep bleeding away millions of users every day to Bluesky until Twitter is nothing more than a bigger, emptier, Truth Social shithole. Manifest THAT. 🙏🎁
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Dire Wolf @addiane.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Some person in an ancient society was annoyed enough with their cat to make this. Honesty, relatable.
A small stone sculpture depicting a house cat on their humans chest. The humans eyes are closed and the cat looks impatient
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