Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Money laundering operation? Just asking questions 010
Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Noted, I'll post them publicly and tag you if that's ok 😂 010
Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 20/02/2026I have cats, I'm already doing this for free. Wtf? 020
Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 20/01/2025And schoolboy brain didn't pick up on "Smelania"... 020
Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Same, my bday twin...media.tenor.coma man singing into a microphone wearing a hat and sunglassesALT: a man singing into a microphone wearing a hat and sunglasses 000
Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 31/12/2024There was one, but Fonz didn't start it youtu.be/gCDoUfHmUGI?...youtu.beFamily guy Church of The FonzYouTube video by Rasmus Jensen 2100
Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Created an account fit for purpose, just so I could get my 2c in. 31014
Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Someone is always there - Repost from @thetrumpcrisis.bsky.social National Suicide Prevention Hotlines 1-800-273-8255 (USA) 1.833.456.4566 (Canada) Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK) 13 11 14 (Australia) 1737 call or text (New Zealand) 053
Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 31/12/2024The Batman vs Superman we need, but don't deserve... 020
Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Already following you cause I recognised you from the bad place 😎 030
Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Was a problem on the bad place too - oh, you're selling a tee shirt? BLOCK! 😎 010
Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Borrowed from @ontja.bsky.social and amended due to my vehement anti Trump face policy. Besides which, Ralph is smarter. 13614
Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 09/12/2024www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljIQ... I have the earworm, so everyone else has to 😊youtube.comSimple Minds - Alive And KickingYouTube video by SimpleMindsVEVO 261
Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I dare. You may be a bit controversial for some people, but here you're an alright cunt mate! 140
Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 06/12/20242nd attempt, these guys are nuts trying to follow EVERYONE back! 🤣media.tenor.comPick Me GIFALT: Pick Me GIF 151
Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Oh, that's good! Scrolled and noticed the local power socket 😎 010
Reposted by Swan RonsonS🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 04/12/2024No matter how old you are, if you sit on an office spinning chair, you spin 1521378
Reposted by Swan RonsonWineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024[on death bed] I caught a man cold. 0209
Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Men: Toxic masculinity is not cool. Never was, never will be. 020
Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 04/12/2024STOP POSTING TRUMP'S FACE! WE'RE ON THE SAME FUCKING TEAM HERE, WE'RE ALL SICK TO DEATH OF HIM. 2122
Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 04/12/2024You're good people, rescue carers are the best. 020
Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Someone needs to decommission Putin STAT. Then go after his payroll. The list is larger than we realise. 020
Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Sure! Can you bring your puppies so I can fill in for you? I have 4 kitties who would be pleased to meet you 😊 100
Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I'll settle for no longer living, it's a good runner up present. 000
Reposted by Swan Ronsonwalruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 04/12/2024me sitting at a counter with a spread of tools and sweat pouring down my face as i try to figure out how to defuse a bath bomb 13510
Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Same, but only to change all my details to be about Musk being a cunt, incl my handle. Then deactivated it again. 010
Reposted by Swan RonsonAshley Kuckelman @ashleyvotesblue.bsky.social · 29/11/2024This ~ 💯% 1084441289827
Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I've only got "Kendall Jenner", I need to up my game! 220
Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 28/11/2024media.tenor.comPick Me GIFAlt: Pick Me GIF, minion in a coat waving one arm at a time 010
Reposted by Swan Ronsonhaunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 28/11/2024wow I can’t believe the billionaire pedophile who goes to pedophile island and owns the nazi pedophile website would call it pedosky that’s so crazy 13868119
Reposted by Swan Ronson🦋•𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓈𝒶 •🦋 @alienissa.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father. Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable? 1781569579300
Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 27/11/2024D. We were mutuals on the other site, but I understand bigger accounts will take a while to follow back. Need to work on my smartass comments 🤣 000
Reposted by Swan RonsonBrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 25/11/2024All I want for Christmas is for Twitter to keep bleeding away millions of users every day to Bluesky until Twitter is nothing more than a bigger, emptier, Truth Social shithole. Manifest THAT. 🙏🎁 2024655566723
Reposted by Swan RonsonDire Wolf @addiane.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Some person in an ancient society was annoyed enough with their cat to make this. Honesty, relatable. 722557