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Swan Ronson

@longratulations.bsky.social
2.4K followers 4.3K following 53 posts

GenX cat dad to 4 cat boys. Fuck the fascists. Post orange cunts face? BLOCK. No crypto, no porn, no maga. No only fans either, sorry ladies. I know I'm irresistible, I'm both a Cat and a Swan!

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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Someone is always there - Repost from @thetrumpcrisis.bsky.social National Suicide Prevention Hotlines 1-800-273-8255 (USA) 1.833.456.4566 (Canada) Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK) 13 11 14 (Australia) 1737 call or text (New Zealand)
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Borrowed from @ontja.bsky.social and amended due to my vehement anti Trump face policy. Besides which, Ralph is smarter.
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💙RoamingCaptainRoman💙 @roamingcaptain.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
2nd attempt, these guys are nuts trying to follow EVERYONE back! 🤣
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Pick Me GIF
ALT: Pick Me GIF
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
No matter how old you are, if you sit on an office spinning chair, you spin
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
[on death bed] I caught a man cold.
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Men: Toxic masculinity is not cool. Never was, never will be.
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I'll settle for no longer living, it's a good runner up present.
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
That'd be great meme requesting people stop posting Trump's face. I'm over him, as we all are.
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walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
me sitting at a counter with a spread of tools and sweat pouring down my face as i try to figure out how to defuse a bath bomb
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Ashley Kuckelman @ashleyvotesblue.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
This ~ 💯%
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
wow I can’t believe the billionaire pedophile who goes to pedophile island and owns the nazi pedophile website would call it pedosky that’s so crazy
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🦋•𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓈𝒶 •🦋 @alienissa.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father. Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
DO NOT OBEY AT ALL. FUCK THE FASCISTS
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
All I want for Christmas is for Twitter to keep bleeding away millions of users every day to Bluesky until Twitter is nothing more than a bigger, emptier, Truth Social shithole. Manifest THAT. 🙏🎁
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Dire Wolf @addiane.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Some person in an ancient society was annoyed enough with their cat to make this. Honesty, relatable.
A small stone sculpture depicting a house cat on their humans chest. The humans eyes are closed and the cat looks impatient
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
One of my favourite things when reliving the music from my youth is remembering I hated that song then, and still do now. (I used to hate that song, I still do, but I used to, too)
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
@bewitched68.bsky.social Thank you for your posts, I've been able to re-follow many of the accounts from the last place thanks to you. Not all heroes wear capes!
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a man with long hair and a beard is saying " thank you eternally "
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is saying " thank you eternally "
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
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Steven @steveninstpaul.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Now more than ever, love each other. Try to choose kindness. Be patient and help when you can. When shit gets overwhelming, take a breath and remind yourself that we're all just trying to get through this. I hope you have the day you need. XO
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Swan Ronson @longratulations.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
I've had more likes and follows here in half a day than I get on sissyspacex's site in 6 months! If you have fur children, hate the orange blowhard and all of his henchmen (musk, carlson, stone, giuliani, bannon, kirk, and for my fellow Aussies, potato head dutton) we can be friends.
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