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Logan Page

@loganpage.bsky.social
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#1 Totodile and Miku stan My dad owns xbox, so I can get your live banned.

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
He could try not doing a sieg heil and not randomly cutting government programs he doesn't understand if he wanted to avoid these accusations
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Logan Page @loganpage.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I need this but just going to town in between the left and right lobe of my brain.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/03/2025
we are living under fascism right now
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/03/2025
“departmen” elon musk was a child that was left behind
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Potentially sick own followed by unnecessary, unsuccessful heat check followed by "oh crap" legal liability follow-up
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
AOC: What they like to call as radical, I believe is common sense. I believe that when a person gets sick, they shouldn’t go bankrupt in the wealthiest country in the history of the world. Common sense I believe that a minimum wage should cover the minimum cost to live. Common sense...
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 20/03/2025
Just wait until you see his second phase!
Conan O'Brien as Solid Snake faces against Jay Leno as Vulcan Raven.

LENO: The raven on my chin... It thirsts for your blood, Conan.
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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
“Glasses”
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Logan Page @loganpage.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
The correct response to learning what Rokos Basilisk is is “Huh, that’s an interesting concept”
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
roko's basilisk is stupid because i already get tortured by the computer every day of my life and it's fine. i got used to it.
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Kofie @kofie.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
😭😭😭😭
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/03/2025
Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness theonion.com/rotatio...
Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness
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Logan Page @loganpage.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
This is why Apple is literally the only company I trust with my data.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/03/2025
Please Like Me
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Please Like Me
It can be strange, sometimes, to be me. I’m the wealthiest man on the planet, for starters. Leaders across America, and indeed the world, look to me as a visionary driving technological progress in ar...
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RTGame 👑 @rtgame.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
A massive thanks to Twitch, who are using the front page of the site to promote Irish streamers for St. Patrick's Day! I was very kindly allowed to pitch this for the platform last year, and it's so cool to see
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/03/2025
being the richest person in the world and the president of the united states can’t even stop this guy from continuing to crash out
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 16/03/2025
"dei medal" you might as well just put "n*gger medal" because that's what they mean to say
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Mr. Beat @iammrbeat.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
If someone consistently is wrong predicting the future, I stop listening to them, and you should stop listening to them, too.
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Logan Page @loganpage.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
I like this score more
A screenshot of a google search for “Thunder vs Pistons” that shows the score as “Thunder: 0 Pistons: 107” due to a glitch on Google’s end.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/03/2025
Democrats Vow Not To Give Up Hopelessness
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Democrats Vow Not To Give Up Hopelessness
WASHINGTON, DC—In a press conference on the steps of the Capitol Monday, Congressional Democrats announced that, despite the scandals plaguing the Republican Party and widespread calls for change in W...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/03/2025
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Anthony 💩 @therealsharty.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
MSU has the #2 ranked 3P% defense in the entire country allowing just 27.8% from deep. I promise your team isn't just having a "bad night" when they face this backcourt.
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
looking for a friend www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...
PANEL 1: Moe the bartender is answering the phone. MOE: "Moe's Tavern. Moe speaking." CALLER: "Yeah, is Reese there? Last name: Sontakeep-Living" MOE: "Lemme Check."
PANEL 2: The Sampson kids are on the other end of the line, having made the prank phone call. They are laughing as they listen to the receiver. MOE (over the receiver): "Listen up fellas, I'm lookin' for a Reese Sontakeep-Living over here!"
PANEL 3: Moe's Tavern again, the various barflies have heard Moe's plea. BARN: "Love, Moe. Only ever love."
PANEL 4: These words have touched Moe whose lip begins to tremble. MOE: "Christ, Barn, but my life is so empty, so lonely." BARN: "It's true: Love is not enough to save us from death. But even the smallest kindness will ease our journey there."
PANEL 5: The Sampson kids are now befuddled by the response from the other end of the line to their prank phone call. MOE (over the receiver): "Looks like yer buddy Reese ain't here, but I hope ya find him. And when ya do, tell him how much he means to ya..."
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14/03/2025
these people swore an oath to defend the constitution but i guess that’s just too hard
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/03/2025
Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9 theonion.com/egg-companie...
Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9
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Logan Page @loganpage.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
We don’t talk enough these days about Pitbull rhyming “Kodak” with “Kodak” He may be the greatest lyricist of our lifetimes.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 12/03/2025
Me, to my doctor, who looks at my family and shakes his head
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StarGlow ✨️ @starglow.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Miku & Marill🩵 #miku #pokemon
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Logan Page @loganpage.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
They transgendered the economy. The economy has gone woke.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 11/03/2025
white house says the economy is trans and must be abolished
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ChronoKatie - Now playing Tales of Abyss @chronokatie.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
30 years ago, a game that shaped my identity, that made me want to be a writer and that even helped me find my husband was brought to life by a team of dreamers. Happy Birthday, Chrono Trigger. Here’s to the future. Here’s to faraway times 💫
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Give me a break, Give me a break, Break me off a piece of that xanax bar.
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Logan Page @loganpage.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Izzo and the boys are trying to make a statement today.
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Sounders FC @soundersfc.com · 08/03/2025
TOO MANY GOALS, TOO MANY SOCIAL PLATFORMS. ALBERT RUSNÁK MAKES IT 5-2.
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Anthony 💩 @therealsharty.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I posted the obit information for Andy earlier this week, which also had visitation and funeral information on it. But saw this on X, and it's definitely the right call.
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MaryLou @crazymsulady.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
It’s #FATURDAY Spartans and all of the city of Detroit and Detroit sports and ALL of Michigan. Andy loved you (us) ALL! RIP Andy Isaac. 🕊️
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Puddles Of Custard 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @puddlesofcustard.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
A drawing of a goose holding a tiny trans flag in their beak. The text reads "if you don't fight for all women, then you stand for NO women!"
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/03/2025
hey, can one of the reasonable centrist writers condescendingly explain to me again that it is overblown to call these people segregationists?
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Anthony 💩 @therealsharty.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I'll let Andy say it best. Rest easy, this one was for you. 🤍💚
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Logan Page @loganpage.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Alright ladies, now finish the job! #GoGreen
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Spartans Illustrated @spartansillust.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Undisputed Big Ten Champions.
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Anthony 💩 @therealsharty.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
ANOTHER RING AND WE DON'T HAVE TO SHARE BITCHES
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Anthony 💩 @therealsharty.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
MSU went on a 31-6 run after this moment. Do NOT poke the bear. Especially if that bear is named Tre Holloman.
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Interracial marriage did not cross 50% approval in the US until 1996, when I was 30 years old. Good political messaging drives opinion, it doesn't follow it.
Screen grab of Twitter post my pundit Matt Yglesias saying that California governor Newsom is not only correct on merit to oppose trans athletes, but that it's bizarre to see the Democratic party line up on an issue that is opposed 70-30.
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Anthony 💩 @therealsharty.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
In honor of what I would consider Andy's best testament to his character and the positivity he brought us, tell me something good that happened to you recently. 👇
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Nick Baumgardner @nickbaumgardner.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
RIP Andy Isaac one of the most genuinely funny/kind/uplifting Internetsman of all time ... we'll see you on the other side good buddy
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Logan Page @loganpage.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
God speed Andy Isaac
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