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Logan Page

@loganpage.bsky.social
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#1 Totodile and Miku stan My dad owns xbox, so I can get your live banned.

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Logan Page @loganpage.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
This feels very @f4mi.bsky.social core
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
He could try not doing a sieg heil and not randomly cutting government programs he doesn't understand if he wanted to avoid these accusations
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Logan Page @loganpage.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I need this but just going to town in between the left and right lobe of my brain.
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Logan Page @loganpage.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Best bench in the nation. Doesn’t matter if they start hotter, MSU is built to play a full 40 minutes.
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Logan Page @loganpage.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
We're better conditioned. They'll slow down, we'll stay hot.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/03/2025
we are living under fascism right now
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/03/2025
“departmen” elon musk was a child that was left behind
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Potentially sick own followed by unnecessary, unsuccessful heat check followed by "oh crap" legal liability follow-up
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
AOC: What they like to call as radical, I believe is common sense. I believe that when a person gets sick, they shouldn’t go bankrupt in the wealthiest country in the history of the world. Common sense I believe that a minimum wage should cover the minimum cost to live. Common sense...
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 20/03/2025
Just wait until you see his second phase!
Conan O'Brien as Solid Snake faces against Jay Leno as Vulcan Raven.

LENO: The raven on my chin... It thirsts for your blood, Conan.
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Logan Page @loganpage.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Who else could rhyme “Kodak” with “Kodak?”
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Logan Page @loganpage.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Nah, his glove is well below the players. The player just wiffed it.
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Logan Page @loganpage.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I feel like he has to remind us every year
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Logan Page @loganpage.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
The past few years I’ve been dreading the inevitable Cade trade request. Seeing him hold up the jersey at the end feels so good.
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Logan Page @loganpage.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
We should find this guy and hit him with hammers (in Minecraft)
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Logan Page @loganpage.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Damn, he cooked you.
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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
“Glasses”
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Logan Page @loganpage.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
So everyone knows, “Rapid, unscheduled disassembly” is a term used by NASA for years before SpaceX. Still funny as hell though.
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Logan Page @loganpage.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
The Lions use AI voices of some of their players and coaches on TikTok, but are always careful to note that it’s AI.
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Logan Page @loganpage.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Does releasing Za’darius Smith alter how that midseason trade is perceived? I felt it was a great trade BECAUSE we would have him for this season as well. Also, do you think there’s still a shot he comes back?
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Logan Page @loganpage.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I bought one a few years back and it got damaged in shipping. Still tons of fun, but what could’ve been.
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Logan Page @loganpage.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
The correct response to learning what Rokos Basilisk is is “Huh, that’s an interesting concept”
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
roko's basilisk is stupid because i already get tortured by the computer every day of my life and it's fine. i got used to it.
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Logan Page @loganpage.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
And the Red Wings also still exist lol
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Kofie @kofie.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
😭😭😭😭
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/03/2025
Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness theonion.com/rotatio...
Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness
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Logan Page @loganpage.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
This is why Apple is literally the only company I trust with my data.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/03/2025
Please Like Me
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Please Like Me
It can be strange, sometimes, to be me. I’m the wealthiest man on the planet, for starters. Leaders across America, and indeed the world, look to me as a visionary driving technological progress in ar...
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RTGame 👑 @rtgame.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
A massive thanks to Twitch, who are using the front page of the site to promote Irish streamers for St. Patrick's Day! I was very kindly allowed to pitch this for the platform last year, and it's so cool to see
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/03/2025
being the richest person in the world and the president of the united states can’t even stop this guy from continuing to crash out
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Logan Page @loganpage.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I hate America until the French or British start talking crap.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 16/03/2025
"dei medal" you might as well just put "n*gger medal" because that's what they mean to say
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Mr. Beat @iammrbeat.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
If someone consistently is wrong predicting the future, I stop listening to them, and you should stop listening to them, too.
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Logan Page @loganpage.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
I like this score more
A screenshot of a google search for “Thunder vs Pistons” that shows the score as “Thunder: 0 Pistons: 107” due to a glitch on Google’s end.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/03/2025
Democrats Vow Not To Give Up Hopelessness
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Democrats Vow Not To Give Up Hopelessness
WASHINGTON, DC—In a press conference on the steps of the Capitol Monday, Congressional Democrats announced that, despite the scandals plaguing the Republican Party and widespread calls for change in W...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/03/2025
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Anthony 💩 @therealsharty.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
MSU has the #2 ranked 3P% defense in the entire country allowing just 27.8% from deep. I promise your team isn't just having a "bad night" when they face this backcourt.
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Logan Page @loganpage.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
For PI Day, for MSU, or just cause?
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
looking for a friend www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...
PANEL 1: Moe the bartender is answering the phone. MOE: "Moe's Tavern. Moe speaking." CALLER: "Yeah, is Reese there? Last name: Sontakeep-Living" MOE: "Lemme Check."
PANEL 2: The Sampson kids are on the other end of the line, having made the prank phone call. They are laughing as they listen to the receiver. MOE (over the receiver): "Listen up fellas, I'm lookin' for a Reese Sontakeep-Living over here!"
PANEL 3: Moe's Tavern again, the various barflies have heard Moe's plea. BARN: "Love, Moe. Only ever love."
PANEL 4: These words have touched Moe whose lip begins to tremble. MOE: "Christ, Barn, but my life is so empty, so lonely." BARN: "It's true: Love is not enough to save us from death. But even the smallest kindness will ease our journey there."
PANEL 5: The Sampson kids are now befuddled by the response from the other end of the line to their prank phone call. MOE (over the receiver): "Looks like yer buddy Reese ain't here, but I hope ya find him. And when ya do, tell him how much he means to ya..."
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14/03/2025
these people swore an oath to defend the constitution but i guess that’s just too hard
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/03/2025
Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9 theonion.com/egg-companie...
Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9
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Logan Page @loganpage.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
The swelling hasn’t gone down yet? Hope it gets better.
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Logan Page @loganpage.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
We don’t talk enough these days about Pitbull rhyming “Kodak” with “Kodak” He may be the greatest lyricist of our lifetimes.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 12/03/2025
Me, to my doctor, who looks at my family and shakes his head
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Logan Page @loganpage.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Uhhh, had a heart attack for a second
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StarGlow ✨️ @starglow.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Miku & Marill🩵 #miku #pokemon
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Logan Page @loganpage.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
They transgendered the economy. The economy has gone woke.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 11/03/2025
white house says the economy is trans and must be abolished
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