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Local Deity @localdeity.bsky.social · 13h
Young version of myself always taking the subway home instead of a cab even when I’m drunk:
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Local Deity @localdeity.bsky.social · 13h
It would be a pretty good bit for the Democrats to send those texts as the ghost of Joe Biden once he’s dead
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Local Deity @localdeity.bsky.social · 16h
My 7 year old after his first kung fu class
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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 17h
wife: honey, can you read to the baby? husband: grok, do a vulgar roast of the baby grok: hello baby, your mind is not fully developed yet husband: no, more vulgar, use a gilbert gottfried voice
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Mongabay @mongabay.com · 18h
Monitored wildlife populations in Africa declined an average of 80% between 1970 and 2022, according to WWF's (@media.panda.org) 2026 Living Planet Report. While habitat loss remains the primary threat, community-led conservation efforts offer proven models for species recovery. Learn more. 👇️
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Africa’s monitored wildlife populations declined 80% since 1970, new report says
Africa’s monitored wildlife populations have declined an average of 80% since 1970, according to a new global assessment. The report also points to pockets of recovery where conservation efforts have…
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b. wolo @bwolo.bsky.social · 22h
James Cameron writing "Mommy" on a whiteboard and then writing "Other" in front of it
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Local Deity @localdeity.bsky.social · 20h
Workshopping an Abbott and Costello-style routine of two guys deciding which movie to see while Other Mommy and Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother are in theaters
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
brutal stuff
twitch chat message from cb_longneck: hi tom! a few months ago my housemate and i saw you bite the end off a cucumber outside the the supermarket near our house. gave us both a chuckle. hope all is well
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Local Deity @localdeity.bsky.social · 20h
Holy shit
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 20h
Perfect reply
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Peter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 08/10/2026
"I'll see you again in 25 years"
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Local Deity @localdeity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I recently read about the Armenian genocide and learned that after WWI, the Armenians hunted down the architects of the genocide. this was given the extremely cool name of Operation Nemesis. I was looking into books specifically on that topic and one was written by none other than Eric Bogosian!
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Local Deity @localdeity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Actually see if they are giving out merch because I got this shirt for free at an advance screening
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Local Deity @localdeity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s really good but yeah why pay film festival prices
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Local Deity @localdeity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is my nephew Waingro
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Local Deity @localdeity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“arm, leg, leg, arm, head”
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 06/10/2026
caveman couple going to a party at a friend's house:
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Bart Simpson's Class Cheers: I Didn't Do It!
ALT: Bart Simpson's Class Cheers: I Didn't Do It!
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Local Deity @localdeity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So sick of nepo babies. Why are all the international arms dealer jobs always going to our most privileged
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The Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Sam cradles Frodo on the slopes of Mt. Doom, saying "You know for me, Mr. Frodo, the action is the juice."
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Jake Cole @jakecole.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He lived long enough for a whole second wind of grifting, the only comeuppance for which were Vic Berger’s video edits youtu.be/rOH37W0jPpA?...
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Vic Berger Presents Jim Bakker's Buckets
YouTube video by Vic Berger
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Local Deity @localdeity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Spoiler: Zendaya seems like a bad choice for Athena but then when you see at the end she takes the form of the murdered Trojan girl whenever appearing to Odysseus it turns out to be kind of brilliant. One thing you can’t deny about Nolan is that he has some interesting ideas
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Bearji @bearji.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HE IS STILL COOL
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN COOL
~JAMES
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CBS Philadelphia @cbsphiladelphia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Eagles fans weren’t happy with Nick Sirianni’s coaching performance in the team’s 24-20 loss to the Rams. “What’s happening at halftime? Are we eating meatball subs?”
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Local Deity @localdeity.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Finally got around to seeing The Odyssey. Some good stuff in there but felt kinda flat overall. Very apocalyptic
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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Hard to think of a more likable monster movie cast than the one in Tremors. It's my ideal horror-comedy hybrid, one where the jokes come from how fun the characters are rather than subverting any of the tension.
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
hate when coaches chew gum on the sidelines. grow up and smoke a cigarette
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Local Deity @localdeity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just watched the Cheers episode where Lilith pretends to seduce Sam to make Frasier jealous. Bebe Newirth was such a hottie
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New town every hour @townsusa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dinosaur, Colorado Pop: 332 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur,_Col… Images: commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c…
picture of Dinosaur, Coloradopicture of Dinosaur, Coloradopicture of Dinosaur, Coloradopicture of Dinosaur, Colorado
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Local Deity @localdeity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I won’t let him keep it in his room so he doesn’t get nightmares. He was like “why? these monsters aren’t scary” and then I flipped to this page and he just said “oh”
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Local Deity @localdeity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I got this book from the library to read with my kid. Lots of monsters I’ve never heard of and cool artwork (very much in the “psychedelic van” genre)
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Local Deity @localdeity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That was Hemingway’s first draft of the six-word story
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Local Deity @localdeity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Phantom Planet voice: “Gonorrhea, gonorrhea, here we coooooome”
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ballpoint pen, colored pencil, copic marker, and pencil. 

Movie night. Our man is at home with his pet bird watching Batman Returns (1992). It’s the scene where Catwoman visits the Penguin’s raggedy office to plan Batman’s downfall. As a way to gain the upper hand during the meeting, she circles Penguin’s birdcage and puts the bird in her mouth. Our man is concerned that this will be an upsetting scene for his bird to watch. “Close your eyes for this scene,” he says. He’s watching the film in a beanbag chair. His bird has a small perch for the screening.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We've read 246 books this year with Z. This is revolutionary!
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Local Deity @localdeity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is even funnier if you read her name like it’s a noise the person is making after saying it
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Local Deity @localdeity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Retweeting this since people are doing last 4 watched. Of all these, I’m curious to see what people will think of Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother
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Local Deity @localdeity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I haven’t watched it in a while but I really liked Enemy At The Gates. Ed Harris as a Nazi sniper, Bob Hoskins hamming it up as Khrushchev, good sex scene with Rachel Weisz, it’s got it all!
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When are you planning on sacrificing yourself?
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Local Deity @localdeity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had a similar toy growing up. Good thing I didn’t know at the time how much he looked like a ballsack
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JAKAZiD @jakazid.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
7 years ago I made a DJ set that's just Ray Parker Jr.'s Ghostbusters song over 100 other different bits of music (some well-known, some less so) and it goes on for nearly 50 minutes and working on it gave me lasting brain damage
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SPOOKY HALLOWEEN MIX 2K17
ghost christmas rinseout yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee though not that spooky actually
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Local Deity @localdeity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kinda bullshit that the Phillies game starts at a normal time today
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Local Deity @localdeity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
am I the only one who actually sees a ghost in that picture
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Aaron Sorkin shines at last night’s premiere of THE SOCIAL RECKONING
Wayne Diamond
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Local Deity @localdeity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Holy shit!!!!
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Local Deity @localdeity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BOMB
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Local Deity @localdeity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fucking awesome double play
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Local Deity @localdeity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also, Bullet In The Head should count as 3 movies
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Local Deity @localdeity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I didn’t see a lot of films this month but they were all good as hell
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 29/09/2026
📹: Animals Asia
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