Reposted by Levi Gray
Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H?
The jury is out.
Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.
![As of my last update in January 2022, the following Major League Baseball (MLB) teams had never played in the World Series: 1. Seattle Mariners: Despite having some of baseball's greatest players, like Ken Griffey Jr., Ichiro Suzuki, and Randy Johnson, they have never made it to the World Series since their inception in 1977. 2. Colorado Rockies: Established in 1993, they've reached the playoffs several times, including a notable run in 2007 when they made it to the postseason as a wild card and reached the World Series, but lost to the Boston Red Sox. 3. Tampa Bay Rays: They began as an expansion team in 1998. They made their first World Series appearance in 2008 but lost to the Philadelphia Phillies. They also played in the 2020 World Series but were defeated by the Los Angeles Dodgers. Upon reflection, | realize the Rays have actually played in the World Series, so please disregard them from the list. That was an oversight on my part. Thus, as of January 2022, the Mariners [snip]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tbqqvyv6pjjww44glrmycaxl/bafkreiewdwe6mfoopelsoshpty5q2bxtr5qpqww3td7u67c476tog3vtry)
![Which teams have never played in the world series?As of my last update in January 2022, the following MLB teams had never appeared in the World Series:
1. Seattle Mariners: The Mariners have been in the league since 1977 and, despite having several competitive seasons and star players like Ken Griffey Jr. and Ichiro Suzuki, they have not made it to the World Series.
2. San Diego Padres: While the Padres have actually appeared in the World Series twice (in 1984 and 1998), they haven't won a championship.
3. Texas Rangers: The Rangers, who originated as the Washington Senators before moving to Texas in 1972, have been to the World Series twice (in 2010 and 2011) but have not won.
4. Milwaukee Brewers: The Brewers have made one World Series appearance in 1982 but did not win.
5. Tampa Bay Rays: The Rays, who began play in 1998, have appeared in the World Series twice (in 2008 and 2020) but haven't won the title.
6. Colorado Rockies: The Rockies, who began play in 1993, [snip]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tbqqvyv6pjjww44glrmycaxl/bafkreiafznqghiaozh3k6mvrxa4dd6zlgv6rapqiu5i7c7ip25fwd5qiya)
