Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Anyone else WISH they could aspire to kissing a hundred boys in bars? 000
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Feeling pumped and hyped and ready for all all-night rager!!!* *Alternating between desperate need for hot water bottle for cramps and sweaty hormonal overheating. Serves me right for enjoying the warm weather today. 000
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Insta ads: 30-35 year olds in London don’t realise they can get FREE solar panels!!! Me, 33 year old in London, waiting for the 4 months a year my ground floor flat gets sunlight in the living room: 020
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Did this @dimension20.bsky.social Adventuring Party moment ever become a meme template and if not, why not? #Dimension20 020
Reposted by LaurenThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 30/01/2025After careful consideration, I think this four-panel comic by @brandonreese.bsky.social is the cartoon I've loved the most in the last twelve months. 837533
Reposted by LaurenArthur Webber 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @bernietranders.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Find it very annoying that in light of the horrible shit that’s happening to trans people in the US, the narrative of cis progressives is still “he won’t stop at trans people!!” when it is actually bad even if he did stop there as trans people are, in fact, people 12929253
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 29/01/2025The unmitigated Galle! (Good news about the extras though) 000
Reposted by LaurenExistential Brad @bradurdaynightlive.bsky.social · 16/01/2025RIP David Lynch. You would have been an incredible guest judge on Drag Race. 016613
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Sorry I couldn’t hear you I was listening to Joan Baez and ignoring the cooking instructions 🔥 010
Reposted by LaurenPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 12/01/2025As a Flight of The Conchords fan this is disappontingnewyorker.comWas Jeanne Calment the Oldest Person Who Ever Lived—or a Fraud?Some researchers have cast doubt on the record of the celebrated supercentenarian. 184527
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 11/01/2025*Pogues voice* 🎶 Michelle Visage, babe In the dunk tank 🎶 #DragRace 000
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 11/01/2025If you’re wondering how chilly it is, on multiple occasions I’ve said “gee whizz” and “golly” to the dog while taking off my coat after a walk. So he knows that I know. 000
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Yeah stop using the word crusader to mean damaging, hateful campaigner… oh 021
Reposted by Laurenfreecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Ominous set of burned discs I found while cleaning 532588254
Reposted by LaurenGeoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 08/01/2025and you know what, kids? maybe instead of trying to “book an Uber” we should think more about how to uber a book 0292
Reposted by LaurenAudrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I have never slammed the play button harder while screaming 26948104
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 05/01/2025The Vivienne, only 32. My age. No age to be lost. But so young to have achieved so much. RIP 010
Reposted by LaurenPete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Just discovered this amazing (I assume) 80s cover of The Handmaid’s Tale. The past is another country. 1112045188
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 21/12/2024I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles To fall down at your door Good luck, babe! Well good luck babe! You’d have to walk the world just to stop the feeling 020
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 16/12/2024If you’re not watching Fifth Circuit: Unenbanced, you’re only getting half the story. Judge Hodi Jim Closet has withdrawn from the competition and will not be running for Queen of the Fame Games. @strictscrutiny.bsky.socialmedia.tenor.comI'M A Funny Ho Heidi N Closet GIFAlt: I'M A Funny Ho Heidi N Closet GIF 011
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Gorgug did his morning poo at the base of a Neighbourhood Watch sign, then came in and started chewing his pig toy 🥲 030
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Can’t imagine them rapping but an interesting casting choice 010
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Doing a little tumpatumtum belly drum on my dog and he’s SO full of gas pray for me tonight 000
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Got coconut milk all down my chest earlier and it’s the most sex I’ve had all year 010
Reposted by LaurenGlenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost/Nixon at your nose 11113
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Finally starting @dirtylaundryshow.bsky.social and IMMEDIATELY knew who the puberty necklace was because guess what, my aunt got me one as well #profiling 010
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Just made a minor adjustment to my hat while out walking the dog. Feel like I’m on The Americans. 000
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Just gently but firmly pushed away my feet which I was trying to warm on his back, but then shortly after overheated and emerged from the covers. His determination not to allow this relationship to be symbiotic is admirable. 030
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024“I feel we are allowed to do that in this point of the game” - @norcrosscricket.bsky.social before reeling off a list of other countries’ equivalents of “Joe Bloggs” I love cricket, me. 000
Reposted by LaurenJoey Nolfi @joeynolfi.bsky.social · 04/12/2024All of Drag Race finalists filming their pre-taped crownings 337438
Reposted by LaurenPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 02/12/2024It’s fun to pretend the mistakes aren’t limited to the app and this is my 2024 total as a human being 43340217
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 01/12/2024So jarring watching #CanadasDragRace on WOW not BBC, and getting all the product placement. It’s nothing new on RPDR but so strange coming out of the Canadian judges’ mouths. Like when Ru started saying “pounds” in UKS6. She is a dawlah girlie! 000
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Tell me your favourite Christmas/new year/holiday films, both classics and niche, I’m planning a project for myself 000
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 30/11/2024He checked his cauliflower cheese and the top still hadn’t browned 000
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Listening to a JFK bio and I had no idea he was always unwell. My main associations with him (in no order) are: assassination*, shagger, civil rights, Cold War (various) and catholic. Do any other millennials share this or is it a personal knowledge gap? *ok no order but this is definitely first 310
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I am sad not to have radio coverage of Eng v NZ (that I can find) but when it sparks this sort of genius, I fear we must never send Daniel Norcross to an away series again. 000
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 29/11/2024God knows how my brain decides what to retain. Was this you, @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social ? If it helps I can tell you where I was listening, and that I didn’t have a dog at the time. Getting this information will do nothing other than let me stop thinking about it. 110
Reposted by LaurenKen Cheng @kenchengceo.bsky.social · 28/11/2024terrorism is one of the only areas where white people do most of the work and get none of the credit 13810
