Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Insta ads: 30-35 year olds in London don’t realise they can get FREE solar panels!!! Me, 33 year old in London, waiting for the 4 months a year my ground floor flat gets sunlight in the living room: 020
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Did this @dimension20.bsky.social Adventuring Party moment ever become a meme template and if not, why not? #Dimension20 020
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Gorgug has returned to his den, saving his barks for a long walk later. He needs a sausage friend to tire him out! 120
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 29/01/2025The unmitigated Galle! (Good news about the extras though) 000
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Inspired by today’s threevisiting (in case you don’t dutifully listen to all of them) I hope you can take time today to watch the BBC interruption video (and that you and yours are well) 000
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Gorgug did his morning poo at the base of a Neighbourhood Watch sign, then came in and started chewing his pig toy 🥲 030
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Can’t imagine them rapping but an interesting casting choice 010
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Just gently but firmly pushed away my feet which I was trying to warm on his back, but then shortly after overheated and emerged from the covers. His determination not to allow this relationship to be symbiotic is admirable. 030
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 29/11/2024God knows how my brain decides what to retain. Was this you, @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social ? If it helps I can tell you where I was listening, and that I didn’t have a dog at the time. Getting this information will do nothing other than let me stop thinking about it. 110
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024@janiehaddad.bsky.social uh oh, you’re going to get cancelled by Degas stans. He painted too! (Also incredible episode of @threedomusa.bsky.social ) 000
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024One of those heavy duty mittens that goes on motorbike handlebars but to fit over a dog lead handle* *if this exists please don’t tell me, I need to stop buying stuff 000
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Just arrived from eBay, looking forward to playing it after work after having Ochs songs streaming on a loop for weeks #treatyoself 000
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Perfect. You’re not far off - the logo had a Pilsbury Doughboy vibe. Bill Bailey had a great joke that Little Chefs were built many years ago on ley-lines then the roads came along and joined them all up. 110
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Scratching two specific itches: - drag queens with a big height difference standing next to each other - drag queens in silly campy outfits looking serious #dragracedownunder 040
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 16/11/2024There’s a #birds feed on here! Delightful! So here’s one of my favourite poems. 000
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 14/11/2024The audience for my joke has gone into his Didion zoom (?) so Bluesky can have it while I watch the cricket 000
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Every single one of these leaves has been kissed by my dog’s urine #fallvibes #autumnal #cosycore 010
Lauren @lkandy.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Two posts in and I already regret the precedent I’ve set for my tone on here. Anyway here’s a little dog not picking apples. 060