Reposted by Liz G WitterEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 14/09/2025The "WC" on toilet doors stands for "we crappin'" 301792284
Liz G Witter @lizgwitt7.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Watching a clip of Hozier singing Abstract at a concert Me: it might reflect something that my favorite song from this album is about road kill Husband: … what?? Tries to show husband where he sings about the light leaving the road kill’s eyes Husband: he’s not saying anything 000
Reposted by Liz G WitterJoad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 14/06/2025these are our brothers and we should be building a better world together 7777371881
Reposted by Liz G WitterThe New York Times @nytimes.com · 25/04/2025Luigi Mangione, accused in federal court of killing a health insurance executive in Manhattan, pleaded not guilty to a murder charge that could bring the death penalty. The judge also warned the U.S. attorney general to temper her statements about Mangione to ensure a fair trial. nyti.ms/3GqMKT7 108985162
Reposted by Liz G WitterDave Infante @dinfontay.com · 25/04/2025Man, this is a pretty fucking gross move from Amazon, huh? Good on @bookshop.org for not mincing words, though: 8773493300
Reposted by Liz G WitterMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 24/04/2025People sometimes ask "what are the crimes" and let me tell y'all, as a lawyer, that intentionally copying, altering, destroying, or disrupting government computer systems is super-duper illegal if you don't have a spotless paper trail authorizing it, which none of these DOGE people do. 7961251610
Reposted by Liz G WitterCheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 25/04/2025I would be using one hand, because the other would be needed for calling a lawyer to sue Delta so far into oblivion that DEI would be back on the menu. 427169
Liz G Witter @lizgwitt7.bsky.social · 25/04/2025I’m homesick. Thinking about how I miss being close to my siblings (proximity-wise). I wish I could just drive to them and grab some cheap fast food. Even if I could do that, I’m not the only one who moved out. I hope I can see them all together soon. 000
Reposted by Liz G WitterLuke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 24/04/2025"AI is coming, its inevitable" no its not you sniveling weirdo. how are those 3D TVs going. how are NFT markets looking these days. Seen anything cool in the metaverse lately? anyone who says we need to resign to using it, that itll be here whether we like it or not, is a feckless dipshit. 30182716784
Liz G Witter @lizgwitt7.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Once again my brain is gnawing on the bars of its enclosure because I so desperately want to do something creative and I am merely surviving this hellscape 000
Reposted by Liz G WitterScissorMangione @genericsoda.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Me looking through all the mascots on Sanrio's poll site to find Big Challenges 16929
Reposted by Liz G WitterJacquis Neal @jacquisneal.bsky.social · 11/04/2025We have 1.5 years before midterms and 3.5 years to get our voting affairs in order. Get ya passports, make sure everything is in order. Those in need of assistance, let's assist them. We can fight voter suppression as best as we can 010011
Reposted by Liz G Witteronion person @junlper.beer · 11/04/2025we are living in fascism right now 125135352769
Reposted by Liz G WitterIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 04/04/2025One way we can save the country is to continue bullying Elon until something cool happens 442227474
Reposted by Liz G WitterJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 27/03/2025THE ISSUE IS NOT THAT THEY ACCIDENTALLY ADDED A JOURNALIST, IT'S THAT THEY'RE DOING WAR PLANS ON AN UNSECURE APP AND ALSO IT'S CLEAR JUST KIND OF GUESSING WHAT PRESIDENT BRAINMELT WANTS BECAUSE HE'S NOT CAPABLE OF TELLING THEM 420129
Reposted by Liz G WitterNPR @npr.org · 27/03/2025NPR's @michelmartinnpr.bsky.social speaks with Senator Mark Kelly (D-Ariz.) about the revelation that top intelligence officials discussed military plans on the publicly available messaging app Signal.npr.orgSen. Mark Kelly calls for Pete Hegseth to resign after Signal leakNPR's Michel Martin speaks with Senator Mark Kelly (D-Ariz.) about the revelation that top intelligence officials discussed military plans on the publicly available messaging app Signal. 511888289
Reposted by Liz G WitterElise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 07/03/2025I know they have different music styles but if Doechi and Chappell Roan ever collabed, I think I would actually instantaneously self combust into a bunch of gay stars 615418
Reposted by Liz G WitterErin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 06/03/20251. This morning, California Governor said he was in "complete alignment" with anti-LGBTQ+ hate-influencer Charlie Kirk of TPUSA on transgender sports. He also conceded on trans inmates and gender affirming care for youth. It's so much worse than being reported. Subscribe to support my journalism.erininthemorning.comCA Gov Gavin Newsom "Completely Aligns" With Charlie Kirk On Trans Issues In PodcastThe California Governor, in the launch of his new podcast, announced that he completely aligned with far-right, ant-LGBTQ+ influencer Charlie Kirk on sports, and agreed on prisons and youth care. 36058621841
Reposted by Liz G WitterSiobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Nothing says “I’m a spy” like driving the most obvious car in the world 936216
Reposted by Liz G WitterShivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Darkly funny that vaccines have worked so well for so long that folks have straight forgotten what it means to catch a real disease that could kill you instead of mildly inconvenience you. 252236408
Reposted by Liz G WitterTito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 12/11/2023How I sit waiting for you to realise you’ve been poisoned 131233122
Reposted by Liz G WitterGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Elon’s mass harassment email to all federal employees underscores the importance of having unions to represent workers against abusive management. 450193943063
Reposted by Liz G Witter🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 23/02/2025this rich asshole in st. louis pointed a gun at some protesters and become a right wing celebrity overnight. conservatives were so enthralled by a guy who threatened to kill liberals that he got recruited to run for senate and raised over a million bucks in individual donations 302321575
Reposted by Liz G WitterEvergreen Intel @vcdgf555.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Christopher Miller is the Executive Director at Naval Sea Systems Command. VADM James Downey is the commander of Naval Sea Systems Command. 5568162
Reposted by Liz G WitterMore like I-ACK @mumbly-joe.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Let me take this format for a spin 3148611348
Reposted by Liz G WitterDread @dreadful4x.blacksky.app · 22/02/2025Target about to drop a commercial with a black family saying it was just jokes 217552
Reposted by Liz G WitterRuth Ann Crystal @drruth.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Measles are contagious. Measles cause 1 in 4 people to be hospitalized. Measles can be deadly especially in children. Measles can cause blindness & deafness. Measles can cause brain damage yrs later. Measles can cause "immune amnesia". Measles are preventable with MMR vaccine. #medsky #IDsky 🛟 😷🧪 241084593
Reposted by Liz G WitterGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Get. Him. Out. Of. Our. Government. 27275767216292
Reposted by Liz G Witteronion person @junlper.beer · 06/02/2025i mean this so seriously. if you are transgender. please be safe. do not get caught commiting crimes. do not get caught by the state. do not sacrifice yourself, we will survive 93158192969
Reposted by Liz G WitterJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 22/02/2025I believe in a national draft, but for low level customer service jobs. Working one is an important part of developing a good and empathetic personality 523933
Reposted by Liz G WitterPuff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 22/02/2025I don’t understand how there’s any debate about whether to characterize them as Nazis when they’re out here sieg heiling. It’s an absolute failure of messaging not to name and condemn this behavior, and build a narrative around it. 442813629
Liz G Witter @lizgwitt7.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Sitting in the plane watching twisters, and after finishing the person next to me put it on. I am an influencer lmao 000
Liz G Witter @lizgwitt7.bsky.social · 17/02/2025I want to write, I want to be creative, I miss having the time to write and to be creative with friends and I miss reading 000
Reposted by Liz G WitterSarah Longwell @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social · 15/02/2025If a woman had 13 kids by four different men, used ketamine and spent all her time running a shadow presidency, I’m not sure our society would celebrate her. 311132302487
Reposted by Liz G Witterthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Imagine being JD Vance’s kid, knowing that your dad carries water for the guy who posted “normalize Indian hate” last year 1657122
Reposted by Liz G Witteramy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 10/02/2025I do think it’s funny when the car companies are like “we may be divided but now more than ever, I think we can all agree: car ❤️” 1673971035
Reposted by Liz G WitterN.S. Dolkart is gathering signatures @nsdolkart.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Imagine marketing a product that is famous for providing inaccurate information and not one person on your marketing team says hey we should fact check our ad before we spend millions of dollars demonstrating our product’s uselessness. 141008289
Reposted by Liz G WitterSimon Brew @simonbrew.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Do you know what else produces photorealistic images, without heating the planet? A camera. Hope someone invents one soon. #AISlop 9911179
