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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Jesus christ this thread has me crying

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

The singularity is awesome

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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 17/11/2023

found a perfectly good Rothko in the MOMA dumpster

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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

If only we had more open cut coal mine pits to store the weather bomb rainfall

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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

I unironically want to try this simply because I'm the kind of pervert that likes to drink pickle juice straight from the jar. Also there needs to be more savoury cocktails outside Dirty Martinis and Bloody Mary's, cos those ones are the best

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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Cigarette smoker: Classy, dashing, risk taker, citizen of the world Vaper: Desperately addicted to sucking a candy flavoured plastic dick amongst civilised company

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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/05/2025

i was not familiar with your game ken jennings

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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Sir, a third hornet has fallen off the aircraft carrier

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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

I assemble the minions and demand "weapons grade strategy" for winning the tech trade war with China. One suggests a HDD recycling program. I have him immediately tossed into the pool of hungry sharks as a warning to the others

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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 25/04/2025

major culture conflict that's heightened by a zero sum competitive mindset mastodon is anchored on a communitarian middle class self-hosting culture. bluesky is more commercial and focused on high scale networking. it's like urbanite federalists debating with agrarian states-rights ppl

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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

What is the deal with every bearded 30 something getting heavily into IPAs called shit like HAZY SEIZURE and DOUBLE DEMENTIA... Why is everyone in denial that they all taste like a VB spritzed with Lynx Africa

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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Then Musk microwaves a singles frozen dinner as he zones out, briefly allowing that niggling sense of despair to creep up his spine

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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

I'm not uploading my consciousness to the AI cloud at some cheap bid at immortality. Why waste my time with that shit when I can chase a monolith orbiting Saturn and return to Earth as a fucken star child. How 'bout ya suck on that silicon valley nerds

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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Sounds like it's a good time to be a soulful white guy in a strange foreign land

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 09/04/2025

The US is a belligerent drunk guy with a swastika tattoo throwing ineffective wide swings at everyone, including China, which is retaliating with the narrow side of a cricket bat to the head

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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Wanna from home in your pajamas? Well hit the bricks pal, cos you live here now.

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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Between 1999-2001 Charlie Brooker of Black Mirror fame made TVGoHome, a fucking hilarious satire of the media and advertising in the form of a fictional TV Guide. The genesis of Nathan Barley is in here. Browse the archive: web.archive.org/web/20130306... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TVGoHome

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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Browsing Chemist Warehouse while your script is filled can get unsettling. What the fuck is some of this shit for other than literal witchcraft? Green mussel oil, powdered oyster shell, bee propolis, sheep placenta extract, 3 types of collagen absolutely not sourced from any political prisoners...

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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Over the last couple of weeks twitter has engaged in unprecedented mass suspensions of accounts run by Sex Workers. Unlike generalised prior hostility to Sex Work there, this purge has affected the mass majority of accounts on the platform, and is still very much underway.

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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

OK I'm back since the diaspora seems to have arrived

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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 07/08/2023

But all I do is eat hot chip and lie

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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 01/08/2023

Reskeet with an an iconic fictional band

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 17/07/2023

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 31/07/2023

Imagine being the legal counsel that has to put up with Elon's shrieking, paranoid rants only to knuckle-under and sign their names to these embarrassing threats being sent out. There's got to be better gigs, right? Surely oil and tobacco companies don't make you put up with this shit

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Twitter Threatens Legal Action Against Nonprofit That Tracks Hate Speech

The Center for Countering Digital Hate said it had received a letter from X, Twitter’s parent company, accusing it of trying to hurt the social platform with its research.

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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 31/07/2023

I finally calendared in my flu shot and covid booster for 7 days from now, so if I get through this week not dying of either it's going to be a fucking miracle

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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 31/07/2023

Go out in a blaze of glory twitter/X employees! Tear as much copper wire out of the walls as possible when you leave in lieu of severance

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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 25/07/2023

Repost a banger photo of you

A pic of one seriously awesome cat, and also some guy

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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 25/07/2023

Adding the "Mutuals" feed by @skyfeed.xyz has been awesome. Does what you'd expect

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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 24/07/2023

*Fade up, multiple smashcuts from photoshoot featuring Elon smugly posing with a sink* V/O: Fresh from his "Concerning" world tour Elon is BACK with "X: Unleashed, Uncensored and Uncancellabe" Cut to clip: "Ya gotta procreate! My dad's knockin' up my sis, yall got no excuses!"

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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 23/07/2023

I regret to inform everybody that dril has been Chili Ducked

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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 21/07/2023

Same as my collection of Alf POG's. I also pitch POG related investments to my friends and family at every opportunity, and they can't be happier

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wilf @friendlykitties.bsky.social · 21/07/2023

me and the boys watching barbie movie

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Druzuzu Kaxklala @druzuzu.bsky.social · 21/07/2023

Fentanyl based crypto currency. Target customer: cops. FentaCoin will revolutionize the cop industry.

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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 21/07/2023

I freakin'made it! Ok so now where are the dipshits? where are the real assholes around here?! perverts, you got any perverts? @lithicarb on the other place

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