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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I remember reading that poem when I was in a psych ward group therapy session that was devoted to sharing art that related to your recovery lol
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
We can either have a sinecure class of six toed inbred ponyfuckers who, while embarrassing, largely don't interfere in our affairs... Well, since that one time, anyway. Or we can trade that in for rule by some locally grown Goldman Sachs investment banker type cunts loved by the young repubs
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
"Sir, please! Not the steam tray! Not the steam tray!"
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
This is just Kitchen Cabinet only we've dispensed with kitchen? I mean am I crazy? This barely sounds like a pitch, let alone an actual program
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I mean seriously, this is just Kitchen fucking Cabinet without the kitchen, what the fuck is even the central conceit here
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
This is barely even a pitch
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
It takes real narcissism and naivety to believe in this shit Even if in the future they could cure death (hah), why would they bother with you? We barely care for the living, you think in the future reviving endless piles of old corpse brains is gonna be a fucking priority for literally anyone?
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
OMG what a babe!
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I need Jason Statham meeting with his Centrelink case manager after his employment benefits were cut off for some completely bullshit reason (or whatever the equivalent NZ gov equivalent is)
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
"I've warned you about this before. I will take you off my books"
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Every specialist I see employs people specifically to prevent that outcome. "So when is your next appointment" "Aw hell I don't know Doc. Just call me. It'll work out"
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
lmao
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Jesus christ this thread has me crying
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Scott Anderson @impossible.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
All the best games have patch notes like
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
The singularity is awesome
Google search for “all you can eat buffet near me”
Al Overview
To find an all-you-can-eat buffet near you, you can use online search engines like Google or Yelp, specifying "all you can eat buffet near me". These searches will typically provide a list of nearby restaurants offering buffet-style dining, including their addresses, contact information, and customer reviews. You can also refine your
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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
found a perfectly good Rothko in the MOMA dumpster
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
They gave their lives so some guy watching the images from the x-ray backscatter machine can inspect the contour of my balls
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Do you know who else wasn't a drag queen? Hitler
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Hey wow, what a great audience! Heard about that firework factory fire in YOLO county? Place is artin' to sound more like FAFO county, amirite foks? *boos, heckles, fuckin' hack, too soon etc*
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
It's also the only concrete policy innovations to come out of 9/11 that didn't require millions of civilian deaths to implement
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
What most people don't know is that the project for a new american century, 9/11 and the global war on terror just started out as a harmless prank by Kristol, Wolfowitz and Kagan to fuck with Francis Fukuyama that ended up just getting way out of hand. Ya know... shit happens, dudes rock etc
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
What most people don't know is that the project for a new american century, 9/11 and the global war on terror just started out as a harmless prank by Kristol, Wolfowitz and Kagan to fuck with Francis Fukuyama that ended up just getting way out of hand
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
If only we had more open cut coal mine pits to store the weather bomb rainfall
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
It's what gave us John Safran, for better or worse
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Shit man they could also just reboot "Race Around the World" or something similar again, send a dozen people around the globe sending back a doco or film to be judged every week. Immediately discover new interesting talent outside facile "the voice" style singer shows
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
This is just the future for people with a BDSM submission kink that extends to their entire lifestyle
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Not gonna lie this actually sounds god tier
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I unironically want to try this simply because I'm the kind of pervert that likes to drink pickle juice straight from the jar. Also there needs to be more savoury cocktails outside Dirty Martinis and Bloody Mary's, cos those ones are the best
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Well shit I'd never leave the house
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
In Aussie we call them a bachelor's handbag
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8b3...
youtube.com
Falling Down - Whats wrong to the street?
YouTube video by macianG5
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I don't, it was exploited by British and Australian mining monopolies for decades after WWII who turned the place into a moonscape with basically zero compensation to the islanders who didn't even get sovereign independence until 1968. What the fuck are you talking about
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
This guy is 22 years old but somehow already going on 42
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Sadly not a joke en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony...
en.wikipedia.org
Anthony Weiner - Wikipedia
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Speaking of sex offenders I wonder if Anthony Weiner won his NYC council race after he served 21 months for sexting a minor in 2016
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Yeah but they don't have control of cops, hospitals schools etc like they are in the US, our equivalent of us state govt does that. Mayors and local govts in Oz are mostly just in charge of municipal trash pickup and zoning laws and libraries and shit
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Getting all up in the ass of the police commissioner according to my buddy cop movie education
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
It is such a kickass game. I played it like 10 or 12 years after its release for the first time and it just consumed my whole life for about a week. It got bad enough I was playing it at work on the sly, which given its modest requirements was totally fine on office crapware
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
That is some distilled bluesky posting right there
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Now do his 1779 visit to Hawaii
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I looked it up and apparently they use digital trunking, but it's still in the clear. You can't just use a regular scanner to listen in but an SDR and some free software will unwind all that and stream it live to the internet
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Shit even our metro fireys and ambulances here are encrypted, most private sector shit too
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Wild to me that the LAPD doesn't have encrypted DMR radios in 2025. Presumably anyone with a sense of adventure can still pull off their own Heat inspired armed robberies with total insight into police response
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nauru
en.wikipedia.org
Nauru - Wikipedia
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
bsky.app/profile/lith...
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
"They mined me out of the centre of a phosphate rich pacific island nation, leaving it a barren wasteland and its people in poverty. With their crippled economy they were forced to survive by becoming a client state of Australia, hosting their offshore refugee processing as a prison island"
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
A name only a dim sociopath could like. He was fucked from the start
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
You flyboys really crack me up
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
More aspestos! More aspestos!
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Lithicarb @lithicarb.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Cigarette smoker: Classy, dashing, risk taker, citizen of the world Vaper: Desperately addicted to sucking a candy flavoured plastic dick amongst civilised company
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